Dick Grayson sat on the couch of the Young Justice headquarters, Mount Justice.  He was slightly angry with his best friend and his classmate, who were currently arguing.

"Can you two lovebirds shut your traps?"  Dick screamed, shutting his book with a bang.

"Why?  She called me an idiot!"  Wally called, crumpling his giant bag of chips.

"He told me I was a silly liar!"  Artemis yelled back, smacking Wally hard.

"Can you two just agree on anything?" Dick hollered, throwing his book at them.

"No, I'm sorry.  Dick-head!" Artemis screamed at the top of her lungs.

Wally rubbed his sore temple from where the book had hit it,"Yeah Dick-head!"

Conner snickered, and turned off his static, "Dick-head!"

"Don't call him that Conner, it's not very becoming!" Megan entered the room, her apron finally off, she was holding a tray of cookies.

"You're no boss over me, Megan!" Conner yelled in defiance, swatting the TV remote at her.

"Please, everybody calm down!" Kaldur said above the fray, as he caught the TV remote.

"Oh, just because you're team leader, you think you can boss us around?" Roy screamed, and he chomped onto Megan's cookies.

"No, I'm just suggesting..." Kaldur trailed off, "Oh dear, Wally what happened to your head?"

"Mentally?  He's crazy!" Artemis laughed, and she turned her back to the team.

Wally gaped at her before grabbing Megan's tray and swinging it at Artemis,"Take that, criminal!"

"She's not a criminal Wally!" Megan slapped him, and collected the cookies from the ground.

"But you are!" screamed Conner, separating them.

"No she's not, she's a Martian!  Artemis was born from criminals!" Roy said, as he snatched a pillow and heaved it down on Conner.

"Stop Roy!" Kaldur put himself in front of the pillow and fended it off.

"Stop it fish boy!" Roy said, and he stuck his tongue out.

"Will everybody shut up?" Dick screamed at the top of his lungs.

"What?" Artemis said,"Says the son of a billionaire, I bet you're used to people waiting on you and doing as they say.  Well things are different here gypsy!"

"Gypsy?!" Dick screamed,"I'm no gypsy!"

"Yeah, explain what your Flying Grayson days were about then!  Circus scum!" Artemis yelled, as she smacked him.

"Now I know that you are really a criminal!" Dick screamed back at her.

"Yeah she is!" Megan cried.

"No she isn't, you dumb Martian!" Conner yelled.

"You stupid alien!" Roy retorted.

"You sick human!" Conner yelled.

"Stop stop stop!"  Kaldur yelled.

"Or what fish-boy?" Wally sneered.

"I'll tell Batman!" Kaldur screamed.

"Oh I'm so scared!" Wally screeched.

"I would be!" Dick exclaimed.

"You should be, weakling." Conner smirked.

"He's not a weakling Conner!" Megan shouted.

"But you are!" Roy shouted.

"No she isn't, so shut up!" Dick screeched.

"Will you be quiet for once, bat?" Artemis yelled.

"Please everybody, be silent.." Black Canary stood at the door, glaring at the team.

The team glared harshly at each other, but obeyed the older superhero.