This is for MyLordReaper, who has a great creative skill for writing. Her stories are full of suspense and wonder so, if you have not done so already, please do check them out.

There are a few grammar changes to this story but, other than that this is one of MyLordReapers complete masterpieces. Enjoy.

Original Version:

There once was a Stupid Cat, it was always walking into gates and getting chased by dogs, all the other cats in the neighbourhood would look down at it. One day, the cat was trying to fight a tree, two cats came out to watch.

"Stupid Cat" the gray tabby said "it's never going to win or lose."

"Give the poor thing a break, it doesn't know what it's doing" the silver Tom replied.

"We should go and talk to him, maybe we could make him smarter." the gray tabby said.

"Are you a fool Lisa! if we were seen talking-to him, we would be shunned." the gray tabby meowed in outrage.

The Stupid Cat began chasing its tail like a dog, running very fast, until it fell over and begun kicking in the air for help.

"Imagine trying to talk to someone  like that, it would never work out right Lisa."

It began to rain, the cat got scared and tried to hide under a leaf but, it only covered up its nose. The Stupid cat ran head first into the tree, before passing out.

"Let's go back inside Tony, I don't want to get wet out here," they both ran into their owners house  and sat by the window.

"Why is the cat so stupid? you would think it would have learned by now. " Tony meowed

"We should bring it in before it gets really wet." Lisa replied, jumping to her paws. She leaped out the window, laying down all four paws, before then bounding away.

She was almost to the cat, when the Stupid Cat stepped out into the street, where an oncoming car hit it, flinging it into the air, causing it to crash into a tree, blood showering its body, as it fell lifeless to the ground. It laid in a puddle of blood.

Lisa ran up to  it, saw its lifeless body and wept.

All the other cats came out to Bury the cat by the tree, they made it a grave and buried it in it.

Here lies a Stupid Cat.

From sunrise to sunset it was the world's most Stupidest Cat.

Translated Version:

Once upon a time, cats were always stupid, dogs were killed and watched others pass through the door of Pisa. One day I noticed two cats fighting a tree.

"You can not win or lose," the cat said with the gray miss. "

Silver replies to Tom, "I have a break and I do not know what to do."

"We need to talk to him. Maybe he can do it wisely." Gray spots.

"You're Lisa's stupid! If we're talking about ourselves, they should avoid it," Gray said sadly.

The dog's tail led the cat and hit the bronze which was too fast and weak and asked for help.

"Think about what they said. Lisa is not working properly."

Like a cat, he approached him and said: "Future recession: for people it scared people. Yes, it was hidden in the letter, but because of his nose. At first the cat shot his head, but to look at a piece of wood is ridiculous.

"Let's get back to Tony. He's not here," he continues, but the owner is sitting in front of the window.

"Why the stupid cat? Can you help me?"

"I need to get this before he gets wet," he replied, throwing a climb at her feet. Four windows were formed before it fell.

Almost dramatically, the tree trunk was covered in blood and fell to the ground when a stupid cat landed on the street and hit a car approaching for sending air. He also donated blood.

Lisa walked over to him, looked at him and sighed.

He then buried the rest of the ferry and buried the body.

This is a stupid cat

It was the tallest cat in the world from sunrise to sunset.

Languages Used:

. Greek

. Czech

. Latin

. Spanish

. Hindi

. Portuguese

. Turkish

. Hungarian

. Japanese

. Swedish

. Hebrew