No one every said that parenting was easy. Yes, it had it's perks, like the feeling that warmed that heart when the child clung to its guardian like it was the end of the world.

 But, it also has its downfalls, or just one downfall. Those mind controlling, annoying, bratty soccer moms that ran the schools PTA meetings, which the kind, caring partner of the two always convinced the other stubborn, protective partner to go two. 

This perfect example, the gentle mech and the protective warlord. Being able to have such a wonderful sparkling warmed the sparks of even the roughest and toughest. 

So tonight was the night of the first PTA meeting of the year, and the two most overprotective parents in the world would be attending.

Clutching to her sire's leg, the young femme sparkling whined and complained of the leave of her protective guardians. 

"Skyfury, I promise sweetspark that we will be back in a few cycles." Optimus reassures his sparkling as he tries to pry her off his leg. 

"But Sire! I don't want you and daddy to go!" She wines, looking up at him with an adorable pout face. 

Optimus shakes his helm and smiles, picking his sparkling up into his arms.

"The whole team will be with you. They can't wait to spend time with the cutest little sparkling in the world." He pinches her cheek very lightly, causing her to laugh and swat his hand away. 

Heavy footsteps from behind caused Skyfury to look past Optimus' helm and smile. Before Optimus could turn around, a pair of strong arms wrapped around his waist and pulled him into a broad chest. 

"Ready to go honey?" A deep, husky voice whispered into his audio receptor. 

A smile forms on Optimus's face as he turns his helm and gives a kiss on the warlord's faceplate.

"Yes, but it seems that our sparkling is opposed to that idea." Optimus turns his gaze back to the giggling sparkling in his servos. 

"Oh really?" Megatron questions in a fun, teasing tone as Skyfury reaches her little arms out toward him. Optimus gently hands her to Megatron's servos with a smile on his faceplate. 

Megatron and Skyfury nuzzle noses together as they both laugh. Megatron places a soft kiss to her forehelm, as does Optimus.

"Daddy and I will be home soon, behave yourself little one." Megatron comforts his sparkling with a smile.

 Skyfury smiles wide and nods at her sire, then turning and screeching, her specialty.

"BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!!!!!!" She yells, causing the whole base to cover their ears and audio receptors at the noise. 

Bursting from the training hall, the yellow scout sprints over and collects Skyfury into his arms. She giggles as Bee tickles her and spins her around.

 Optimus and Megatron take their leave, transforming into their alt modes and leaving the base. 

Lennox, one of the commanders of N.E.S.T, and Ratchet, the Autobots medic, had found it as a good idea to enroll Skyfury into a real, human school. They wanted her to have knowledge of the humans as well as her race, which she was taught about everyday by her sires'. 

She attended in her holoform, but no one knew of her true self. She knows to keep her real identity to herself, and to not speak about the Autobots and Deceptions, even though the whole world knew about them. The Autobots did not want any unwanted attention or harm to come to the young sparkling.

"Megatron?" Optimus asks through their private com link, on the way to the school, pulling up next to Megatron at a light.

"Yes sweetspark?" Megatron replies in his usually seductive, husky voice. 

"Please don't draw attention to us, we are there to observe and learn about the school. Especially no threats or fighting, I don't want (-) to be seen differently due to her guardians behavior..."

With that, Megatron roars his engine with a deep laugh, almost causing Optimus to go deaf over the link.

"Seriously?! Me?! Oh honey, I would never do that! And- those humans already see us differently, not for the fact that we're aliens because they don't know, but because of our mech with mech partnership. If anything, that would cause Skyfury to be treated differently."

The light turns green and the two begin to move forward once more.

"I suppose so. I just don't want to add onto the attention dear." Optimus sighs.

They arrive at the school, parking their alt modes in the back of the parking lot and activating their holoforms to be seen. 

Megatron steps out, walking over to Optimus's truck and helping him out, hand to hand. Megatron places a kiss to the side of Optimus' holoform's head.

"I love you." Megatron says as he puts his arm around Optimus' shoulder with a smile. 

Optimus places a hand on his shoulder where Megatron's is, and looks up into his eyes.

"And I love you." He says and smiles back. 

The couple start their way toward the school, curious of what was to come.

Seated in the back of the meeting room on cold, hard, foldable chairs, the two scanned the room like a battle field. They analyzed which ones seemed dangerous and ones that could blow the joint any minute. 

It was fun, they would whisper back and fourth about how the woman in pink could potentially be a sniper, while the short one in blue could be and enemy commander.

"We're the only mechs here..." Megatron whispers as he gazes around the cramped room at the hyper, social soccer moms.

"It's not a big deal Megatron, I think that human sires do not attend such meetings." Optimus shrugs.

Some of the women glance over at the two intimating, attractive men... who were holding hands. They quickly looked away and continued to gossip. 

Megatron rolled his eyes as one of the moms went up to the microphone and tapped with with her finger, getting everyone's attention.

"Hello everyone! I'm Debbie Smith, the head of the PTA association for this school. I would like to thank you all for coming this evening as it is the first meeting of the year!" She greets in a happy, giddy, and highly annoying tone. 

Wanting to have some fun, Megatron gives a wolf whistle and smirks at the semi- attractive woman, wanting to see what her reaction would be. 

She averts her gaze to the buff man sitting in the back, cracking a grin at her.

"Excuse me sir, I have a husband." She calls him out with attitude. 

"As do I!" He shouts back, trying to hold back a laugh. 

Optimus lightly hits him on the arm and scolds him quietly for interrupting the woman. Most of the heads turn back to where they were seated, giving questioning looks.

The rest of the meeting was just Debbie talking about the teaching plan for the year, the different experiences and challenges that the children would be shown to. 

But this is kindergarten, why couldn't it just be about fun and games? Well apparently research showed that kids that were taught skills and preschool became good students to older grades.

So the time came when each parent had to speak about themselves and their child briefly, so everyone would know them from now one. Of course, Debbie went first, going on an on about herself, and hardly about her child.

 When it got to Optimus and Megatron's turn, Megatron said that he would go.

"Are you sure honey? I can go if you want." Optimus suggest, not really confident about Megatron's ability to communicate nicely. 

"I won't say anything that will make us look bad, only better if anything."

He gives Optimus a quick kiss on the cheek before he parades up to the microphone with a grin on his face. 

"Hello ladies," He purrs, laughing to himself, "I am MT, and my husband back there is named Orion. Before you shoot him or I any looks, just remember that your allowed to judge us on our partnership, but if you judge my daughter from her us, you'll regret it."

Optimus watched his sparkmate with a huge smile, even some tears. He spoke so highly of their sparkling and Optimus. When Megatron finished, he sat back down next to Optimus.

"Was that ok?" Megatron whispers as he takes Optimus' hands into his. 

Optimus wipes a tear from his face and nods.

"You were amazing sweetspark."

Megatron smiles as he drapes his arm around Optimus's shoulder. 

"Refreshments and cookies are up here!" Debbie interrupts the chatter. 

Wanting to be polite, Optimus drags Megatron up to the table and makes him eat a cookie. 

"Why do I have to eat this Opt- Orion?" Megatron whines as Optimus shoves a cookie in his mouth.

"You have to be polite dear."

Chewing the cookie in his mouth, he hardly swallows it without coughing. He scrunches up his face and puts a hand on Optimus's shoulder and stops his hand from eating the disgusting thing. 

"They taste like slag, I'm saving you the pain." He tells Optimus, trying to rid his tongue of the horrible taste. 

Next to us, Debbie was asking some other moms if they liked her baking. The moms looked at each other and slowly nodded, obviously trying to be nice. 

Debbie took the response as a huge compliment and started to go on about how she would make cookies for every occasion all school year. Not wanting to ever taste these awful things again, Megatron cuts in.

"Debbie, you wouldn't know how to bake if it hit you straight in your plastic face. We can all see honey, that surgeon didn't put effort into it." He states with a smirk. 

Debbie gasps as all of the moms smile and giggle. Optimus holds back a chuckle by placing his hand over his mouth, covering his smile. 

Megatron turns around, about to return to his place next to Optimus when something hard hits him in the back of the head. 

His face goes blank and he holds back a growl. Optimus whispers a 'oh no' under his breath as he reaches out for Megatron. 

Before Optimus makes it to him, Megatron whirls around and faces Debbie. He looks down at the cracked cookie on the ground that had hit him, and steps on it slowly, giving a crutch sound under his foot. 

He slowly turns his head to the plate of cookies on the table beside him, smirking.

He grabs a cookie at hurls it at her with such force, that it makes her stumble and almost fall to the ground. Her hand flies to her forehead, where a cut was trickling blood. 

Yea, those were some hard cookies. 

She grabs another and soon enough, the tables acted at forts from the cookie war that had started. 

Everyone hiding behind either table watched and laughed under their breaths as Debbie and Megatron went full force at each other.

"I will never put your slag in my mouth again! For the rest of the year, I will bake the cookies!!!!"
He roars.

 The moms, including Optimus, let out many laughs as Megatron continues to pelt Debbie with her cookies. 

When all of the cookies have either been smashed or inpaled Debbie, Megatron takes Optimus's hand and begins to walk out. Before he does, he turns back.

"This was such a wonderful evening and I can't wait to see you all at the next meeting ladies!"
He smiles and laughs, being dragged out by Optimus. 

"What the frag was that Megatron?!" Optimus shouts at the warlord when they make it back to their alt modes.

"Oh c'mon Optimus, there's nothing to worry about. They all loved us, well, except Debbie."

Optimus can't hold his serious face long before he breaks into a smile and shakes his head.

"Do you even know how to bake?" 

Megatron laughs and kisses his sparkmate.

"I'll learn."

Back at base, Skyfury runs into Optimus's arms screaming with joy that they have returned. 

Megatron walks up to Lennox and sighs.

"Do you know how to bake cookies?"

Did you guys like this? After re-reading it, I started to like it more. 

I can't get over Megs in this though XD

This wasn't a request, I just though I do something cute :3

Thanks for reading! Comment and vote!

-Avalanche