BEEP BEEP BEEP

I wake up to the horrid sounds of my alarm clock blaring in my ear. I press the button that is SUPPOSED to turn it off and... nothing happens. I press it again, and can you guess? Same result.

"Shut up..." I grumble in my morning voice.

I reach over and try to unplug it but my hand can't fit behind the table where the plug is. I mumble curses and start to pull the clock as an attempt to pull the plug loose. 

I groan in frustration and end up throwing the clock across the room. It landed in a crash and bits and pieces went everywhere. Sparks ignite from it, forming a small fire in the debris. 

I let out another curse, and rush to my closet, pulling out a mini fire extinguisher. I spray it a the small fire, putting it out in a few seconds. 

I grumble yet another inaudible curse and decide just to leave it. I walk out of my room and down to the base kitchen for some breakfast. 

I open the refrigerator, finding it empty. 

"Great..." I mumble.

I check the cabinets and drawers and turn up empty handed. Living with a bunch of aftholes is the perfect life.

I'm the Autobot's closest human friend. I live here at their base and spend all of my time with them. The main base was a few miles away, leaving us in the middle of nowhere. I am the only human that lives here... with gets annoying sometimes. 

All of the bots act like annoying little kids that are trying to drive you mad. I have to hide my food so no one eats it on purpose or by accident.

I walk out of the kitchen and into the main room where I see Crosshairs and Bumblebee asleep in their holoforms with controllers in their laps and the tv paused. 

Ratchet's lab door was opened a crack, and I can see him working like he always does. I walk in and greet him.

"Hey Ratchet."

He turns to me and gives me his rare, warm smile that he only gives me.

"Good morning (Y/n)." He greets.

"I'm going out to the grocery store to buy some more food. Do you need anything?" I ask.

He shakes his helm, then activating his holoform and appearing next to me.

"I can accompany you if you would like though."

I smile and nod. We walk out of his lab and to the door, but then we are met with Drift at his berthroom door.

"Hello." He says to us in his soft, calm voice.

"Hey, do you need anything from the store? Ratchet and I are going."

He nods and activates his holoform, appearing in front of us.

"I would like to make everyone some fresh fish for dinner. I shall come also."

I nod and we make our way to the door once again. 

"We're coming!"

I hear a shout and turn to see Ironhide and Sideswipe run up to us in their holoforms.

"How about all of you come already!" I say sarcastically. Biggest regret of my life.

Optimus comes out of his berthroom and joins us. Crosshairs wakes up and punches Bee to wake him up, they also join us.

Hound walks out of the weapons chamber. 

"Hell ya!" He shouts.

I get in Ratchet's alt mode and everyone transforms into their alt modes. 

While we were driving to the store, I had to set some ground rules.

"Okay everyone, listen up." I say over the comm link.

"Some of you need to listen to this, and others are mature enough to behave. You know who you are. No funny business or playing around. You all must be in my sight the whole time of I'm going to send you outside and make you sit in the parking lot. I will yell if I have to." I warn them.

"Of course (Y/n), we respect your wishes." Optimus responds. 

Some of the others laugh... *cough* Crosshairs *cough* Sideswipe. This was going to be a disaster. 

We walk in and I literally have to hold Bumblebee back from racing off.

"BEE NO!" I scold him.

"But (Y/n)!" He whines as he struggles against me.

He manages to make it out of my grasp and races away. Just that one moment of trying to hold Bee back, everyone was gone. Even Optimus and Ratchet.

I groan and start to walk to the fruit and vegetable section. I pick up strawberries and some grapes, trying to look around for all of the bots' holoforms in the process.

My eye catches a green trench coat over by the watermelons. I speed walk over, trying to look as normal as possible, and see Crosshairs. My eyes go wide. 

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" I scream at him.

He was MAKING OUT with a freaking WATERMELON. (just imagine that though XD) And of course he didn't hear me.

"CROSSHAIRS!" I yell, earning looks from other shoppers. He stops and looks up at me.

"What?!"

"You can't kiss the fruit!" I tell him.

He puts it down and looks mad.

"Why not!?" He shoots back.

I sigh. 

"Ok, here. I have a deal. If you stop kissing the fruit and stay with me for the rest of the time, I'll... what do you want?"

He smirks.

"How 'bout if I stop makin' out with the fruit, I get to make out with you."

I take a deep breath and make a stern face.

"Fine."

He laughs ans wraps his arms around my waist and brings his lips to mine. I quickly push him off and hit him.

"Not now! Later at base!"

I push past him as he laughs more and follows me. We head back to the meat section to find Drift. I see him talking with some of the workers and sampling fish.

He sees us and gives a warming smile and wave. He walks to us with two bags in his hand.

"I have dinner." He states proudly.

I smile.

"Good. Now, can you stay with us for the rest of the time? Just to take some weight off my shoulders?" I ask him.

He nods and takes his place behind me next to Crosshairs. I hear Cross whisper excitedly that he gets to kiss me as I role my eyes.

We are walking past aisles and I just happen to see Bee ripping open boxes of Poptarts and shoving them into his mouth.

"BUMBLEBEE!!!" I shout as I leave Drift and Crosshairs with the cart as I race to Bumblebee.

I put my hands on his shoulders and pry him away from the shelves.

"Nonononono, ok honey? We have to buy them before you eat them." I explain in my sweet mother voice. 

"But they taste SOOOOOOO good." He whines.

I shake my head and pull him up so he is standing.

"I'll buy as much as you want only if you eat them back at base." I say.

He smiles and nods. I sigh as he grabs the rest of the boxes and puts them in the cart. He is now with Cross and Drift behind me.

I the very next aisle, I find Hound sitting on the ground eating pickles. I groan and go to make the same deal that I made with Bee, buy as much as you want then eat.

Just when I thought things were dying down a bit, I hear screams coming from the end of the store in the last aisle. I race down ready to kill someone. 

There, I am met with Ironhide and Sideswipe hurling eggs at each other, laughing. Cross and Bee snicker, knowing that I am about to kill them.

"IRONHIDE AND SIDESWIPE PUT THE EGGS DOWN."

They whip their heads in my direction. Immediately as they do, they slowly put down the eggs and get on their knees with their hands up.

I walk slowly to both of them.

"What were you thinking." I manage to say through my clenched teeth. 

They don't respond so I grab each by the collar of their shirt and make them stand.

"Get with everyone else." I shove them toward the cart with the others.

Shortly after, I find Ratchet at the pharmacy talking to the pharmacist. He joins me and now we all search for Optimus.

When we find him, my heart melts. There I see Optimus sitting in the lost and found area, waiting patiently. When he sees me, he smiles and gives a small wave.

I buy everything and go outside with all of the bots. 

"Guys... you are never going shopping with me ever again."

Ratchet then hands me some Tylenol with an apologetic face. I laugh.

"At least I got one thing I needed."

WOW that was long. But I loved this one, it was really fun to write. 

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-Avalanche