Please keep in mind that I write most of these at twelve o'clock in the morning. So there is no filter of what is normal and what is ridiculous fantasy and such.
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Sideswipe: *is running a fruit juice stand*

Ratchet: *walks by* Aren't you a little old to be running a fruit juice stand?

Sides: :(  Aren't you a little old to be alive?

Ratchet: >:( *brings out wrench and walks forward threateningly* I'll show you!!!

Sides: *panics and throws an orange*

Ratchet: *gets in in the face* Oof! *falls over unconscious*

Sides: 0-0  ..... *runs away to go into hiding*

Optimus: *walks in* Ratchet, I need.... 0-0 ....Ratchet? *sees Orange*

Orange: the wrench master has fallen! It is now the Orange empire's time to reign supreme!  >:D

Optimus: 0__0

Sides: 0.o

Everyone else: 0_o

Orange: >:D   meh-heh-he-he-heh....*rolls away into the shadows*

Arcee: ...well that just happened....

Miko: ....so....

....anybody want to draw on ol' doc bot while he's unconscious? *holds up multicolored sharpies*

Sides: *comes out of hiding* I'm in!

Bulkhead: *face servo* Miko....why?

Miko: *snorts* uh. Because I'm amazing? Duh.

Wheeljack: count me in!

Optimus: ........make sure you draw a wrench and an orange.

Everyone: *gasps at him*

Optimus: *smirks slightly and walks out of the room*

Raf: what...

Jack: the...

Miko: Will do boss bot! You can count on me to get it done! *evil smile*

Time skip, bought to you by..... *drum roll*

Because why not? XD

*high pitched scream* (...er sorry...) *manly yell*

Everyone: *looks at bulkhead*

Bulkhead: it's not me! *mutters* you scream one time...

Everyone: *runs into the room ratchet is in*

Ratchet: *running around in a rage* WHO DID THIS!!!! THEY WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AFTER I MAKE THEM SCRUB OFF EVERY SINGLE MARK OF...!!! *continues to ramble*

Miko and Wheeljack, and Sideswipe: *back away slowly*

Ratchet: *glaring into their souls*

Sideswipe: 0-0 ....SMOKESCREEN DID IT!

Smokey: WAIT, WHAT?!!!

Ratchet: *glares at Smokey* *brings out wrench*

Smokey: *panics and throws something*

Thing: *is orange*

Ratchet: *gets hit by Orange* *falls over unconscious*

Smokey: ..uh....my bad?

Orange: meh-he-heh-heh... soon the Orange empire shall rise!!! *rolls away into the shadows*

Smokey: 0-0 .......

Can Oranges normally do that?

Miko: lol. Nope. *walks away casually*