Mysterious sphere in a cloak: *rolls out of nowhere in the middle of the night and types something on the computer* >:)

henchmen: *keeps watch* we're all clear, sir.

Mysterious sphere in a cloak: brilliant. >:) *rolls away with henchmen following behind*
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Optimus: *playing Tetris on the computer* *humming along quietly to tune*

Computer: *freezes up*

Optimus: what? No! I was so close!

Bee: *walks over* what's wrong?

Optimus: the computer froze up while I was playing Tetr- I mean....while I was decoding the icon relic coordinates....

Bee: ...didn't we already get all of those?

Optimus: ....I missed one?

Bee: ...right...

Bulkhead and Ratchet: *walks over*

Bulkhead: what's going on? We heard someone yell.

Bee: Optimus is upset because the computer froze while he was playing Tetris.

Optimus: I was not playing Tetris, I was decoding some icon relic coordinates.

Bulkhead: I thought we already got all of those.

Optimus: I...missed one...

Bulkhead: ....wouldn't the decepticons have found it by now then?

Optimus: ...no?

Bulkhead: oh, okay then. *walks away happily humming a random song*

Optimus: * quiet sigh of relief*

Computer: *suddenly unfreeze and turns up the volume*

Optimus: *turns around and looks at the computer* What?! Wait, no!

*Tetris song blaring through the whole base* *game ends*

Optimus: NOOOOO!

Ratchet: decoding coordinates, huh?

Optimus: *sighs*

Ratchet: Optimus, we talked about this, you need to ask first!

Optimus: I know....

*computer suddenly blows up*

Everyone: *stumbles backwards*

Ratchet: 0-0 ...what. did you. Do.

Optimus: *optics widen slightly*  I didn't do anything!

*object comes flying out of nowhere and hits Ratchet on the face*

Ratchet: *falls over knocked out*

Object: *is mysterious sphere in a cloak* Muh-ha-ha-ha!

Everyone: *le gasp*

Bulkhead: who are you?!

Mysterious sphere in a cloak: it tis I! The ruler of all citrus fruits! *throws cloak to the side dramatically* *is the orange*

Everyone: *le gasp again*

Optimus: but how?

Orange: it was easy with the help of my new henchmen!

Henchmen: *also throws cloak off to the side dramatically*

Bee: *underwhelmed* ....it's a tangerine.

Tangerine: yeah! So?!

Orange: he may be small, but he brings me one step closer to bringing the Orange empire into being! *diabolical laughter*

Agent Fowler: *walks into room humming Yankee doodle* *sees tangerine* oh, nice! I didn't have lunch today! *picks up tangerine and eats it.*

Everyone: 0_o

Fowler: ...what?

Orange: Tangerine! No!!!! How dare you! You shall be the first to fall to the Orange empire! *rolls into Fowler's leg repetitively* take that! And that! And *grunts* that!

Fowler: *blinks* ....do I even want to know?

Optimus: ....probably not.

Fowler: *shrugs and picks up orange* *walks out of the room humming Yankee doodle*

Ratchet: *groans and sits up slowly* what happened? ....and why do I suddenly have an irrational fear of oranges...?

Optimus: long story, which in no way includes me playing Tetris on your computer without asking.

Ratchet: ......what?

Optimus: *quickly walks out of room* nothing!