Prowl: we managed to pick a few suspects off the street based off the description you gave us earlier. Tall, male, silver armor. Can you describe the situation for me again?

Victim: yeah, I was just sitting in my alt mode, when this guy grabbed me and then proceeded to shoot me in the arm.

Prowl: alright, well if we've got him here we'll make sure he pays for this. *activates com link* send them in.

*four mechs walk into an observation room*

Prowl: alright, you all know the drill, when your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given. Understand?
Number one, step forward.

Number one: *steps forward and looks at a piece of paper* ...I am Megatron. *steps back*

Prowl: number two, step forward

Number two: *steps forward* I am Megatron. *moves back*

Prowl: okay, number three, step forward.

Number three: *steps forward* *is Megatron* ........

Prowl: number three? *sighs triedly* Number three, repeat the phrase, please.

Megatron: really, you want me to say it. You want me to say it?

Prowl: say the phrase.

Number four: yeah, c'mon man I've got things to do.

Megatron: fine. *in Fred from Scooby doo's voice* I am Megatron! *in normal voice* ....there.

Prowl: yeah, that's not gonna cut it.

Megatron: what?! You gotta be kidding me!

Prowl: no, you distinctly changed your voice.

Megatron: no I didn't!

Prowl: uh, you did. I'm pretty sure we all heard it. So stop whining and say it again.

Megatron: *in Garfield's voice* guys, I'm Megatron.

Prowl: *rubs face in frustration* again.

Megatron: *still Garfield's voice* I'm Megatron?

Prowl: *is resisting the urge to flip a table* again.

Megatron: *really high pitched voice* I'm Megatron! *is doing a little dance*

Prowl: quit messing around! I have a lot of work to do tomorrow and I don't want to drink all my coffee because I was here all night!
Now say the phrase!

Megatron: Watashi wa Megatrondesu! (Japanese for "i'm Megatron")

Prowl: *moves towards table* in English, please!

Megatron: what, you mad because I have a little class?

Prowl: number three! You have no class! Your A lunatic with a bucket on your head!

Megatron: I'M NOT WEARING A BUCKET!!! Why does everyone always think I'm wearing a bucket?! Do I look like a water boy?! No. I'm much more then that. I'm whatever I want to be in this world.

Prowl: ...and that is?

Megatron: I am Megatron!

Victim: that's him.

*cue ending music*