Ratchet: why, for the love of primes is the base on fire?!?

Smokey: I tried to light a cigarette with a flamethrower

Archer: I dropped a mixtape about femmes rights

Bumblebee: a dragon sneezed

Ratchet: alright, alright. Bulkhead, Wheeljack, what really happened?

Bulkhead and Wheeljack sweating nervously: uh....

*flashback on Bulkhead and Wheeljack arguing whether or whether not a fire extinguishers can catch on fire*

Bulkhead and Wheeljack: Idon'tknow!!!