Megs: Starscream, come sit down, we need to talk.

SS: Okay. *comes over to table*

Megs: *pulls a chair out for him*

SS: Oh, what a gentleman! 

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Megs: *pulls chair away*

SS: *falls onto the floor*

Megs: I'm not a gentleman, I am a warrior.

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Megs: Also, I found out about you taking the dark energon from my spark.

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Megs: I'm going to kill you.

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SS: You thought I was going to say something, but you are wrong, you have now wasted your time scrolling. You will never get those seconds back.  What has your life come to.

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SS: In all seriousness though, I'm about to die.