Summer: Nope.
Me: Guys, get your afts in here! We have a ship!
Wheeljack: What is it?
Me: The MegaRatch ship! Y'know... the ship name sucks. Opinions people!
Starscream: Never happening.
Shockwave: This is illogical.
Soundwave: 😨
Breakdown: Eww. No.
Knockout: They'd tear each other apart.
Me: Interesting. Autobots, your turn!
Optimus: They hate each other.
Arcee: This wouldn't last or ever happen.
Bee: I agree with Arcee.
Smokescreen: They're arch enemies.
Miko: Horrifying.
Jack: I hate this.
Raf: What is that?!
Ultra Magnus: This will never happen.
Summer: Ratchet would kill himself before dating a Con.
Me: *eating chocolate* Fascinating. Megatron, your turn.
Megatron: I hate that medic. He's useless and a worthless excuse for a medic. I'd kill him if I could.
Ratchet: *deeply affected by those words* I'll rip Megatron's spark out if I was able. But, like he said, I'm weak. But I'll kill him and I hate him.
Me: Yeah.
Ratchet: Besides, I'm in a happy relationship with Wheeljack. Now if you excuse me.. I'm gonna go cry from what Megatron stated. *Walks away, letting tears flow down his face*
Wheeljack: *beats the ever living scrap outta Megatron* No one hurts my Sunshine and doesn't go through me. *Grabs Ratchet kissing him* My medic! Mine!
Ratchet: *snuggles into Wheeljack's chest, feeling slightly better*