This was requested by X_BlackDoll_X . This was the first time writing anything like this so it was interesting.

Notes: Just have to say that Megatron and Starscream aren't romantically involved with each other, they both just want the reader.

Glossary: Y/n = your name, a/c = armour colour, o/c = optic colour.

|Not as expected|

Reader's POV

I am sitting on my heel struts as I pick at my pointed digit unhappily, just because I may had spilt a tub of paint everywhere doesn't mean I have to clean the whole Med Bay, "Move," I grumble at Knockout as he is standing in the way of cleaning the floor.

"Nice work, Y/n" Knockout grins, "at this rate you might be finish in ten hours."

"Whatever," I say, "also can you move?" I ask.

"Of course" Knockout says, "I'm going street racing now, anyway" he adds and walks out of the Med Bay. I continue cleaning the never ending floor.

"Stupid Soundwave," I mutter as Soundwave was the one who 'told' me to clean up the spilled paint, "Stupid floor, stupid Med Bay, stupid fragging ship."

Seemingly 2500 vorns later I finish cleaning the paint spattered Med Bay, I am completely covered in bright red paint covering my a/c finish. "Great just great" I say as I stand up after expecting my paint.

I start to walk out of the Med Bay, the washracks my destination in mind. Primus, I sound worst then that vain medic, "and it's all Soundwave's fault," I mutter darkly already planning a punishment for the mech in question.

Once I reach the washracks I quickly wash off all the scarlet paint that even somehow managed to get in my transformation seams. I walk out of the washracks ready to go and recharge in my berthroom.

When I go past the commander quarters section of the Nemesis I hear a slight muttering from inside of one of the rooms. Megatron's quarters to be exact. I do not want to know what going on in there, I think and laugh slightly.

But as usual my curiosity prevailed me, I walk up to the door half expecting to hear some steamy sounds of an interface, but instead I hear Starscream? And Megatron? Well, it is Megatron quarters but still, what on earth are they doing in there?

I press my audio receptors to the door so I can hear not just muffled voices but a conversation about me? What?

"It is completely unnecessary for you even to try, as number one: I have the superior looks and number two: Y/n doesn't even like you," Starscream says, he must be talking to Megatron because as far as I know he is the only other bot in there.

"Is that quite so, Starscream?! And would you know?" Megatron growls. Megatron is quite right, I do like him, I like them both actually. This may be a dream come true. I may, or may not, have the biggest crush the world has ever seen on the Decepticon leader and the second in command.

"Well, just think, who would Y/n prefer as a mate?!" Starscream hisses at Megatron seeming to try and control his agitation.

"Mhmm, well, Starscream. I believe that you're just thinking of yourself, and only yourself at this moment" Megatron says. So, the two Decepticons must be fighting over me, just wait til I tell Knockout!

"Ok then, Lord Megatron~. Let's do this fair and see who wins Y/n over, shall we?" Starscream suggests as I hear him walking to the door.

"Agreed, Starscream" Megatron says, "let's play this fair."

I quickly skim round the corner to avoid detection as Starscream goes out of Megatron's quarters.

Right that's it, I'm telling Knockout as soon as he comes back from street racing.

(Time skip)

"So your telling me that both Lord Megatron and Starscream are interested in you?" Knockout questions as he paces my berthroom floor, "I don't know how gullible you think I am but I'm not falling for that."

"It's true, I swear" I promise, putting my servos in the air in mock surrender. I watch Knockout faceplate go through a range of emotions from my point on my berth, "you know I would never lie to you, KO."

"Do I?" Knockout says grinning, "ok ok, I believe you. But why on earth would they be interested in you?!" The red medic states.

"And why wouldn't they?!" I demand crossing my arms as Knockout sits beside me.

"Oh, sorry, Doll. I was mistaken, up close you look much more attractive," Knockout says.

I shake my helm at him and continue, "but what on earth am I going to do, Knockout?" I whine.

A smirk arises from Knockouts faceplate, "mess with them."

(Time skip until morning)

I walk into the bridge grinning to myself, as soon as I wander in Starscream practically jumps himself at me, "good morning Y/n," the grey seeker says, "I must say your looking brilliant today may I ask how you are doing?" Starscream questions.

I raise ab optic ridge at him, "I'm doing good, and you?" I ask. This is going to be fun.

"Much better now that your here, Y/n,"Starscream replies eagerly.

I blush slightly and smile up at him, Starscream starts talking again, "and I was wondering if-" the seeker starts but gets cut off by Megatron.

"Starscream, what do you think your doing!?" Megatron thunders, moving so he is standing beside me.

"I was just saying hello to Y/n, Megatron!" Starscream replies venom lacing his voice as Knockout walks into the bridge. Wow, this is so fun that I'm trying my hardest not to laugh.

Knockout winks at me and comes over, "so, what is going on here, Doll?" Knockout smirks knowingly.

"Mind your own business, Knockout" Starscream hisses at the red mech.

"Well someone is in a bad mood then" Knockout mutters and walks away to go bother Soundwave.

"You don't have to be mean to him, Starscream!" I defend.

"Sorry Y/n" Starscream says, "anyway, I was wondering if you-."

"-We were wondering!" Megatron interrupts glaring at his S.i.C.

"Yes, yes, we were wondering, if you can meet us tonight" Starscream says fiddling with his long digits, Megatron looks like he already knows that I'm going to say yes.

"Sure, where do you want to meet? And why?" I reply, I roll my optics internally.

"We would like to speak to you on . . . private terms," Megatron says, "I will say where we will meet later."

"O... kay?" I say and walk over to Knockout.

(~Le time skip~)

"OK, you two, what do you want to talk about?" I ask the two mech crossing my arms. I'm doing what Knockout suggested, I'm messing with them. We are in Megatron's quarters right now and I'm trying my hardest not to grin stupidly.

"We would like to speak to you about how you have managed to catch our attention," Megatron starts, surprisingly explaining for Starscream as well.

"Mhmm, continue," I say, keeping my cool and in control face on.

Both of the mechs blink at me in surprise, "Um, well and, we were wondering if you would like to court one of us?" Starscream says.

I can't hold it any longer and grin at the two mechs, fluttering my optics flirtatiously, "Mhmm, when you asked me to come here, I wasn't expecting this."

"Well- yes, but-" Starscream stutters, while Megatron just watches me intently.

I open my intake to speak again but Megatron puts one of his sharp digit over my derma's effectively silencing me, "my my, Y/n, I think you must have known all along," Megatron says, "I think this is the cause of our medic? Am I right Y/n?" Megatron continues before moving his servo to his hip.

My o/c optics swivel over to Starscream, "Okay, so maybe, I told Knockout and he said to mess with you two a bit but..." I petered off when I saw Starscream staring at me greedily.

"What should we do my Lord? I think Y/n deserves punishment, don't you agree?" Starscream purred.

"For once, Starscream you have actually gotten a good idea," Megatron says and walks behind me as the S.i.C comes up to me.

I feel one of Megatron's servo rest on my right shoulder plate and the other one goes down to my waist. Meanwhile Starscream gently kisses me on the derma, my optics open in astonishment as I feel Megatron biting down on my neck cables. 

I moan into Starscream's intake, allowing the seeker to dart his glossia into my intake, as Megatron bites down hard onto a sensitive part of my neck.

I put my arms around Starscream neck as we continue to kiss, but then suddenly I pull away, "don't you think we should take this to the berth?" I ask.

"Mhmm, Y/n," Megatron says pulling away from my neck, "you get such good idea's."

I let myself get wrestled to the berth as the two mech eagerly press kisses onto me.

All I can say is this is going to be a long night and definitely not as expected.