Requested by: @stuntkip-2017

Plot: (Y/n) and Sideswipe are bored so (Y/n) comes up with a game.

Warnings: Swearing
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(Y/n) sat on the hood of Sideswipe's alt-mode, he just came back from a patrol. 'Are you bored?' (Y/n) suddenly asked. "Yeah! I am!" the mech grunted. She laid down and stared at the ceiling. "Wanna play a game with me then?" (Y/n) questioned before rolling on her stomach. 'Sure! What kind of game!' he asked excitedly. 'The floor is lava!' (Y/n) said. Sideswipe went quiet for a minute before he spoke up again. 'Get off my hood please!' You slid off hood and watched him transform and use his mass displacement.

What's that kind of game?'

(Y/n) smiled. She had his full attention. She knew how much Sideswipe loved to mess around and play games. He wanted to win, no matter what. 'It's really simple, there's only one rule; you're not allowed to touch the ground with your feet!' (Y/n) stated. Sideswipe smirked 'I have tires! I technically don't have feet? Does it count' he joked. (Y/n) chuckled and rolled her (e/c) eyes. 'You know what I mean, Stabby McWheelfeet!" (Y/n) said while kicking his tires softly. 'Alright! let's start in the training room and the first one who makes it to the cafeteria at the other side of the base wins!' he stated. (Y/n) nodded and stalked over to the training room with Sideswipe close behind.

'You know you can't use your alt-mode right!?" (Y/n) said as she sat down on a chair while he sat down on a small edge. He hummed.'Yeah, I already figured that out,' he smiled. 'So... not touching the ground with my feet right!' he asked. (Y/n) nodded 'Yup... are you ready?' Sideswipe smiled and nodded 'I am!' he chirped. 'Okay! Then we begin now!' you said, standing on the chair.

Sideswipe watched you step on the small table. 'and now?!' he challenged as he got up and balanced on the small edge. 'Says you!' (Y/n) huffed. He hummed and climbed on a small wall, walking over to the end. He climbed down and grabbed a small trolly to transfer cargo boxes. 'See you later, (y/n)!' he laughed before using his arms to move.

(Y/n) huffed and looked around, Jazz and Mirage strode, they just got back from a mission. (Y/n) saw her change for a free ride,— pretty sure at least one of the two mechs was willing to help her out. 'Mirage? Jazz?' (Y/n) called out. Both jolted and looked at her. They obviously hadn't noticed (Y/n). 'Can one of you help me to the main hanger?! I am playing a game with Sideswipe to get to the cafeteria without touching the ground!' (Y/n) said.

Both looked at each other for a moment, Mirage transformed and drove over to you, "Jump on my hood! I would love to see him lose!" he said. You smiled and hopped on his hood. "Thanks!" you chirped. Jazz grinned "Are you coming back after you brought her?' he asked. 'Sì... I'll be right back!' Mirage said before he started to drive. (Y/n) saw Sideswipe struggle, he was only halfway through.

'See you in the cafeteria, Sides!' (Y/n) laughed as Dino passed him. He gave her a middle finger before he grabbed Mirage's rear. (Y/n) heard the spy rumble in annoyance. 'Sideswipe!' he hissed. 'You have a nice rear... now drive!' Sideswipe teased. 'Let me handle him!' (Y/n) said as she stepped on Mirage's roof. 'I am not a toy!' the spy snapped. (Y/n) chuckled while sitting down again, Sideswipe looked up to me "Let go of his rear, Sideswipe!" (Y/n) stated.

The mech cockily shook his head and hold the spy tighter in response. 'You let me no choice,' you said as she grabbed something out of her pocket. "What's that?!" Sideswipe asked suspiciously. "Dino... can you stop for a sec?" (Y/n) asked. He slowly came to a stop while you turned back to Sideswipe and showed him the syringe, Sideswipe hated needles. She used it scare him. 'You evil creature!' he grunted as (Y/n) pointed it at him. He let off Dino's rear and the spy instantly drove off again. Sideswipe was too late with grabbing the spy and (Y/n) waved him goodbye with a smirk.

Sideswipe huffed and looked around before his eyes dimmed, calling his brother. 'I can do the same!' he sulked while he waited for his twin to arrive.

'You better have a good excuse!' The yellow twin snapped as he approached and crossed his arms. "Sunstreaker! You need to help me win!" he said as he stood upon the trolly and grabbed his twin, wrapping his legs around his waist and arms around his neck. Sunstreaker groaned and hold him 'Get off of me!' he snapped. 'I can't touch the ground with my feet!' Sideswipe said as he held him tighter.

'I am only doing this if you wash my alt!' he snapped. 'Sure! Now hurry! (Y/n) can't win from her!'. Sunstreaker scowled under his breath while stalking over to the main hanger. 'I only bring you to the main hanger!' he warned. 'You're a lifesaver!' Sideswipe grinned. 'I know!' Sunstreaker chuckled. Sideswipe looked over his shoulder and saw (Y/n) sitting on a small edge. 'Can you bring me upstairs?' he asked.

Sunstreaker groaned but started walking. You looked at Sunstreaker and rolled your eyes as he waved you goodbye. 'I can smell the victory, (Y/n)!" he laughed. Sunstreaker huffed and stopped walking. Sideswipe stopped sat down on the railing of the first floor. Sunstreaker held him for a moment before he stepped away.

'Can't you bring me to the cafeteria?' he asked with an innocent smile but his brother wasn't falling for it. 'No! Lennox requested my presence for something! I don't want humans to complain and even you're twin brother... I am not gonna help you in this stupid and childish game!' he snapped. 'but you just did!' Sideswipe said while smiling.

'Doesn't mean I want you to win!' He scoffed with a smirk. 'You're my twin!" he protested. 'Yeah... well, remember what you did last day?" Sunstreaker asked. Sideswipe gave a sheepish smile 'just a little prank, brother!' he grinned. Sunstreaker stalked over to (Y/n) and picked her up in bridal style. 'I am only doing this because I like seeing my twin lose! Get it fleshie?!" he snapped. (Y/n) nodded and held him while he walked back upstairs.

'I dump this bundle of flesh on my way to the meeting room if you don't mind,' Sunstreaker said as he carried (Y/n). You looked over Sunstreaker's shoulder and stuck out your tongue, again Sideswipe gave you his middle finger. 'You're my fucking twin brother for primus sake!' Sideswipe shouted.

'Sideswipe!'

Sideswipe leaped and turned to face Optimus 'Language!' he snapped before walking away. Sideswipe grunted and looked at Ironhide who just walked in, talking to Epps. 'IRONHIDE!' he called out. The said mech jumped up in shock before he faced the young silvery twin.

'Wanna help me out?' he asked slyly. Ironhide narrowed his eyes 'Can I have a piggyride? All you've to do is bringing me to the cafetaria,' he stated in a matter-of-fact tone. Ironhide stalked over to him, crossing his arms over his chest. 'no! Cause you pranked me! Ask your twin!' he grunted. Sunny turned his back on me and took (y/n)!" he said.

'I am still not gonna help you!' he stated and crossed his arms. 'Fine! Can you give me that office chair? all I ask!' he stated. Ironhide grunted and grabbed the chair, rolling it towards him. Sideswipe sat down on his knees and wanted to say something, but Ironhide already left.

'I am so happy people want to help me!' he grunted while looking around. 'HEY!! twins!?' he shouted. Both stopped arguing and stalked over to him 'help me out please!' he said. 'What do we get if we help you?' Mudflap huffed. 'You can help me in my next prank!' he stated. 'so you two are in trouble and not me' he grinned in his mind, he knew the twins wanted to help him so they probably would agree with this. Skids and mudflap transformed before activating their holoforms and pushing him forward. 'That way!' he ordered.

Sunstreaker was still carrying you and you didn't complain. "I am very grateful you wanted to help me! If there's something I can do in return you can say it!" you said while smiling at him. "I do know something..." he replied. "Tell me! I'll do everything!" you stated. "I want you to help me prank my twin!" he stated. "Perfect deal, Sunstreaker!" you grinned. He hummed and looked down at (Y/n). 'But still... this is a once in a life time thing,' he added. (Y/n) nodded and kissed his cheek. 'I know, but it's enough for me,' she stated.

(Y/n) brought her to the cafeteria and sat her down in a table. 'Thanks.' He hummed and ruffled her head. The two turned as Sideswipe came in on his office chair. 'Using my brother doesn't count!' He yelled,— pointing at (Y/n) and his brother. 'Why not?' Sunstreaker crossed his arms. 'Because I say so. You're supposed to help me, not her.' He crossed his arms in objection. 'Deal with it, little brother.' Sunstreaker approached his twin. 'Maybe if you hadn't pranked me, I might would've helped you out,' he added. Sideswipe snorted and watched his twin walk away. 'Get that smug look off your face,' he scowled.

'So, when are we gonna prank?' Skids asked. 'We don't! We had to win and we didn't. So, no pranking!' Their faves dropped while Sideswipe got up and approached (Y/n),— planting his hands on next her thighs on the table. 'Naughty girl. You cheated but next time, I will get you!' (Y/n) pressed her forehead against his. 'Yeah, I bet! I'm your dreams, Stabby Mcwheelfeet!'