Okay so like, I'm not one for Optimus Prime. Heroes aren't really my thing, considering that they'd always chose the world over you if both were in danger, I'm typically a villain kinda girl, but HIS FUCKING HIPS MAKE ME FEEL THINGS

What do you MEAN he has a slimmer waist than every female I've ever met???

He's just so

He's just so fine, you know?

Like Bayverse, G1, and comic Optimus aren't special, BUT PRIME OPTIMUS GOT ME FEELING A CERTAIN WAY

Not to mention I absolutely LOVE TFP MegOp. Specifically TFP. THEY'RE IN LOVE AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

Megatron looks at Optimus with lust EVERY TIME 

THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER, YOUR HONOR

GAYYYY