This absolute fucking nerd

I love him

He's so stuck up and serious for no reason

Like smile you bum

Well, I mean, he doesn't have a mouth but still

BE

HAPPY

And I'd imagine he finds your crush for him stupid, I mean, it makes no sense. He's the Decepticon scientist, he could care less about sparkmates, but here you are, looking at him like some lost puppy.

"Your fondness for me is most illogical," he'd say, in his monotone voice, pretending like he doesn't care. Like it gets on his nerves. Like he doesn't want you to want him.

And he's kinda just there, "tolerating" your presence when in reality he just wants hugs and kisses

Grumbling when you walk into the lab, all moody, talking about how he's trying to get work done and you're going to mess his research up. He's just upset you're going to be distracting him the entire time.

He'll try to show you what he's been working on, because he feels extra smart when you look up at him in amazement like "Oh my gosh you're so smart and cool and you're doing all this stuff down here" and he'll just puff out his chest, feeling proud of himself

Also TIG BIDDIES

MAN HONKERS

I WANT TO HOLD THEM