Blitzfire: So why are you in my office and not your own?

Stormbreaker: The evil AC.

Blitzfire: *Blinks.* The what?

Stormbreaker: T h e  e v i l  A C . It's squeaky and loud and horrible.

Blitzfire: *Concerned beyond words.*

Stormbreaker: It's like Satan whispering in my ear to kill everyone within a five mile radius and then myself.

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-Stormbreaker and Ezra being a lovey dovey couple-

Skytremor: Look at them. I'd almost be jealous, if I didn't have a sparkmate myself.

Silverbeam: Tremor, the closest thing you've ever had to a sparkmate is a cardboard cutout, so stop lying.

Skytremor: 😢

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Stormbreaker: *Staring at Shockwave.*

Blitzfire: Breaker.

Stormbreaker: *Doesn't respond.*

Blitzfire: *Sighs.* Stormbreaker, stop staring at the man's boobs.

Stormbreaker: They're so beautiful-

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Silverbeam: Someone once told me if I was normal sized, and a woman, I could pass as a butch lesbian.

Skytremor, smiling: You'd be a beautiful lesbian.

Silverbeam: Thank you.

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Stormbreaker: Hey, Ezra.

Ezra: Yes?

Stormbreaker: What do bees make?

Ezra: *Sighs.* I already know where this is going, and I think it's stupid, but I'm deeply in love with you so I will allow it to happen.

Honey.

Stormbreaker, wiping away a tear: Yes, dear?

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Burnblight: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Blitzfire, not looking up from his work: Yes, but your tiny little worm heart wouldn't love me.

Burnblight, on the verge of tears: I'd still love you if I was a worm. *Whispers* I promise.

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Firehawk: What if we were gay for each other?

Skytremor smirking: What if we're already half way there?

Firehawk, glances at him: You're gay?

Skytremor: You're not?

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Skytremor: If  you could kiss anyone on the ship, who would you choose?

Stormbreaker: Ezra.

Skytremor: They don't count, you do that already.

Stormbreaker, almost immediately: Thundercracker-

Ezra: >:O

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Silverbeam, arguing with Skytremor: Look at me, look how small I am!

Skytremor: You're not that small.

Silverbeam: I'm small enough.

Skytremor: You jumped and made a hole in the roof, Silver-

Silverbeam: SILENCE.

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Random Decepticon: Lord Megatron, sir, there was a breach in the ventilation system.

Megatron: And who is the cause of this?

Random Decepticon: *Holds up Hardwire.* This creature, sir.

Hardwire: Blep.

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Firehawk: *Minding his own business, reading a datapad.*

Stormbreaker: Sup, nerd. *Wacks the datapad out of his hand and leaves.*

Firehawk, faceplanting into his berth: *Muffled*  I HATE THIS FUCKING SHIP-

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Silverbeam: What would be the name for a bot that can disarm bombs really fast, like, he's really good with his hands?

Stormbreaker, without thinking: Handjob.

Skytremor: *WHEEZE*

Stormbreaker: WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

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Skytremor: *Sighs.* Autistic people are so funny, I wish they existed.

Stormbreaker: *Slowly fades away* AAAAA-

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Burnblight: *Creature noises*

Blitzfire, the guy she pulled by being full of whimsy and wonder: *Sighs lovingly.*

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*Before they were together*

Stormbreaker: *Looks up at Ezra with big autistic eyes* Do you like rocks?

Ezra: Uh, sure.

Stormbreaker: *Hands her a rock and runs away.*

Ezra, looking at the rock in his hand: Is this true love?

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Ezra: *Built like a tank, is made for fighting.*

Also Ezra: *Shakes in a corner when threatened.*

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Ezra: They got my food wrong :(

Stormbreaker, to the cashier: *Standing in front of her giant partner, arms crossed.* Excuse me, he asked for no pickles.

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*Introducing each other to their friends*

Ezra: This is my girlfriend, Stormbreaker. She's super smart... And kinda cool... And pretty... *Blushes and hides her face in her hands.*

Stormbreaker: Yeah, this is my giant genderfluid boyfriend/girlfriend, you mess with them and I'll feed you to the possum. *Points to Hardwire.*

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Skytremor: *Sighs sadly.* No one wants me.

Silverbeam: Probably because you act like a hopelessly romantic twink with a drinking problem.

Skytremor: Exactly, how is that not someone's type?

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Stormbreaker and Ezra: *Being cute.*

Skytremor and his new manz for the week: *Flirting and being silly*

Silverbeam: *Crushing on the DJD's medic, Nickel, as a trans male*

Firehawk: ...

Damn queers.