Me: We GOT ONE!

Will: Stop watching Ghostbusters

Me: Shut the fuck up, David

Will: SHUT UP!

Me: Anyways, there's an ask. It's for Ratchet. It's from my good friend Girsgirly

Ratchet: What is it?

Me: What's your most embarrassing patient moment?

Ratchet: Hmm... probably when I had to...uhh...*blushing madly in embarrassment*

Jazz: Ya okay, man?

Ratchet: Yes. Ironhide went into his CyberHeat aka heat cycle. His spike was swelled up and I helped him depressurize his spike. He got really horny and tried to fuck me. I didn't want to...but he begged and begged. I finally caved in and he wasn't in pain anymore. But that wasn't as embarrassing as when Optimus had a bullet stuck in his spike and I had to remove it. *Shudders* Hell no...

Me: *getting dirty thoughts and images* Umm....okay then! Bye!