You are the one human that the Decepticons had taken a liking to. You had already known about the Autobots and Decepticons because you were best friends with a Vehicon named Steve. You were invited to live on the Nemesis and Megatron made sure that you had everything you needed to live. But what happens when you get your period and you don't have any pads/tampons?

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Today was an awful day for you. You had gotten your period. You looked everywhere in your house (which was just a bunch of rooms made by the Vehicons in a spare berthroom that Megatron had given you). You couldn't find one single pad/tampon anywhere, so you used a wad of TP as a makeshift pad.

"Good morning Y/n." Knockout said as he walked into your berthroom.

"It is NOT a good morning!" You said angrily.

"Oh, and why is that?" Knockout asked you curiously.

"Because I got my fucking period and I don't have any pads/tampons!" You growled.

"What's a period? And what are pads/tampons?" Knockout asked you.

"I'll teach you, along with Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Breakdown, Dreadwing, Shockwave, Predaking and Steve." You said as you smirked.

Knockout commed all of the Cons that you mentioned and they all came to your berthroom. Thankfully none of them were busy.

"You all better activate your holoforms because I'm going to teach you something important!" You said loudly.

"Why should we listen to you?" Starscream asked, sneering at you.

"Because if you don't I'll rip your spike off and shove it down your throat!" You growled.

You watched as Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Knockout, Breakdown, Dreadwing, Shockwave, Predaking and Steve all activated their holoforms. You quickly grabbed your mini datapad, got onto the internet and found a video that explained the female reproductive system in great detail.

"Here, watch this." You said as you turned the mini datapad towards them.

At first they were skeptical of the video and thought that it was a waste of time. But about half way through the video you saw Knockout, Breakdown, Starscream and Steve's eyes widen. When the video was done they all had horrified looks on their faces, even Megatron.

"How? How do you go through all of that?!" Breakdown asked you loudly.

"Should I replay the video?" You asked him.

"N-no! Once was enough!" Breakdown said as his holoform disappeared and he ran out of the room.

"That was disgusting." Starscream said as his holoform fizzled away and he walked out of the room.

"That video was.....logical." Shockwave said as his holoform disappeared and he walked out of the room.

"I'll go get you some pads/tampons. And a few other things." Knockout said as his holoform fizzled away and he left the room.

Soundwave and Predaking's holoforms also fizzled away and they walked out of the room.

"I see why Optimus respects human femmes so much." Megatron mumbled as he deactivated his holoform and left.

"So, that's where babies come from?" Steve asked you.

"Yep, it is." You replied.

Steve then deactivated his holoform and left your room, leaving you all alone. But from then on all of the Decepticons treated you with more respect, especially when you were on your period.

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Okay, so I know that this one was pretty bad. But it's just a random idea that I came up with during my most recent period.