"Ello Just Ben!"

"W-Why the British accent, b-beautiful?"

"Why the fu-"

"Don't."

"What?"

"C-curse."

"Why should I listen to you?"

"I-I'm y-your friend."

"...so?"

"P-People generally c-care about their f-friends and their o-o-opinions."

"Hm. Valid point."

"I'm a-always right."

"Psh, yeah right, you couldn't even hand me the correct color spray can."

"I t-thought we agreed to n-never speak of that a-again!"

"And I thought we agreed you would stop calling me beautiful!"

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