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She's got that

A little bit of adult humor, I'm going to post the song at the bottom of the chapter, enjoy

"Oi oi oi, it's taking awhile to get through Midoriya's universe, how 'bout we do a mini funny universe?"

"I don't see wynaut" nezu said causing the others to wonder, when did he learn to do jokes

"Ok, so izuku is being targeted by his classmates on his second year of UA to ask about his first girlfriend he had in that universe, but the problem was he kept stuttering. So the thought maybe if he sung it, he wouldn't stutter" Tempest explained.

Izuku: I met this girl,
She's just great,
This girl I just adore,
The problem is,
She has much more,
Than I had bargained for~

The girls started glaring at him saying how he shouldn't think of girls like that, and how you have to be prepared for any woman you go out with.

Same thing happened outside, except the males just snickered at this display, glad it's not being targeted at them.

Izuku put his hands up like he would explain more "she's got that style,
She got that smile,
She got the walk,
She got the talk,
She's got that zing,
There's just one thing,
She's got a penis

At this the girls started getting oh faces and regretted getting mad at izuku while the males started bursting out laughing.

Same with even more people.

"She got that flare,
Those much aware,
She's got that face,
That girlish grace,
She's got pizazz,
To bad she has,
A penis

Both sides were now bursting out with laughter.

Now there's always some failure,
Always some flaw,
Ain't that what they call,
Murphy's law,
But male genitalia,
That's where I draw the line,
Besides,
Her's was bigger than mine~

When he said that all girls paled at the knowledge that izuku in that universe sleepd with the girl while the guys laughed so hard they were having problems breathing.

My life's a mess,
Cause under that dress,
She's got a P-E-N-I-S YES.

The universe ended with everyone crowding him asking questions.

Everyone was starting to calm down from the universe

"So, since he knows that its bigger than his, does that mean he is small, or that she is bi-*minetta asked being smacked by Tsu's tongue*"

"The second one, ok, back to the backstory" Tempest said

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