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Look alive class, we're going on a trip

It was a normal day. Our class was conspiring conspiracies about... the weirdest... things.

"So if I had a dick," "Alix no." " and you didn't," "Alix please stop." "Would you have just kicked me in the nuts by now?" Our pink haired tom boy asked Kim. " yes, yes I would've because this may be the most stupid conversation we have ever had."

While other friends were confusing others." Wait so in Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton was non stop. Ham goes on sandwiches. Sandwiches have mayo. Mayo is white. Mustard is yellow. Yellow is in the rainbow. The rainbow has seven colors. Fanfics have seven letters. In fanfics ships sail. In guns and ships, they want Alexander to come back. Alexander married Eliza, but secretly loved Angelica and John Laurens. Jk it wasn't really a secret with John. So he showed his affection for John and Eliza. Which made John somewhat gay. Gay has three letters. And guess what? A triangle has three sides. Illuminati confirmed." Alya said. They all stared at her. "Alya go home." Mumbled  Marinette.

Then out of no where, Maria, Eric and Deedee bust into the classroom. "GUYS WE HAVE GREAT NEWS!" Yelled Maria. "What is it?" Asked Mylene." WE GONNA GO TO HA WI WI!" Cheered Erik." Its Hawaii dumbass, BUT THANKS TO ME AND MARIA'S WRITING SKILLS AND ERIK BEING A SOCIAL MANWHORE (OMG PAHAHAHHAHA) THE TREE OF US WON A TRIP TO HAWAII!" Screamed Deedee.

A flat congrats went around the room." AND WE BRINGING YOU BITCHES WITH US!" Yelled Maria.

That got their attention.
"OMFG GOOD JOB GUYS WHOO!" Congratulated Alya, excited to go to Hawaii, and get tanned.

"It's okay class I wasn't just sitting here. But you guys can go home and pack." Deadpanned Mme. Bustier.
"Yay thanks Mme.B"
"you da best"
"I am so sorry"
"Cmon bitch let's go"
"Let's go to the beach beach"
"Omg guys stop."

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