The first few chapters is literally background fodder. Please endure this kind of pacing, and I'll promise you that everything will be better in the later chapters. It might not look like it's canon at first, but bear with me and this pacing.

PK's view

What a great fucking time. It's been 3 months since Reimu went missing from the Hakurei Shrine. Every time I go to the shrine, there is a sign in front of the doors that say: Shrine closed due to errands or absence of undisclosed reasons.

Sanae, a maiden from the Moriya Shrine, took responsibility to keep the Great Hakurei Barrier from breaking. From what I heard she had no choice as her masters ordered her to do it.

I decided to investigate the problem on my own. Doing this will allow no interference or conflict at all. The first thing I did was figuring out who kidnapped Reimu. I'm not sure yet, but I think Marisa abducted Reimu herself to return to her sane state.

I would go Marisa's house either for returning grimoires to Patchouli and some errands; sometimes I would notice her mental breakdowns that happened frequently. She would say something about her childhood life, which included some person named Mima.

So I went to Akyuu-san's house to ask her about Mima and her existence in Gensokyo.

Akyuu's view

"Hello Akyuu-san." said an adolescent man, as he was entering the door and removing a Suwako-styled hat.

"Well, if it isn't PK. How's Rinnosuke doing?" I asked to him. PK smiled. "Rinnosuke's doing well." he said. "He's usually happy with the profit I give to him." I took out a history chronicle from one of the shelves as he explained Rinnosuke's status.

"I presume you're looking for someone on the history of Gensokyo." I said. "You have indeed read my mind." PK said, "Do you know if there was a Mima in the history in Gensokyo?"

My eyes lightened up when he said Mima. "Mima huh? I haven't heard that name since the previous generation talked about her. Give me a few seconds." I flipped the pages to a chapter that said PC-98. I scanned the pages until I found a section about the Mima PK was pondering for.

"This is the person that you are looking for." I showed PK the Mima page. "So this is Mima?" he asked. "Yes. Do you want to know about her?" I replied. PK nodded his head to show he was ready.

"Mima was a spirit who would constantly be sealed in a hokora by the shrine maiden known as Reimu."

"Reimu? Reimu existed in PC-98?"

"Indeed. The youkai describe her as a really powerful spirit, and only people like Reimu can equal her strength."

"I see..."

"One of her strongest moves is a Master Spark called the Twilight Spark. A really devastating move if you get hit by it."

"A Master Spark move? So there are other people that know the Master Spark?"

"Of course. Aren't you a Master Spark user yourself?"

"Oh yeah. That's right." PK facepalmed.

"Here's something you should know. Marisa had a friendly relationship with Mima when she was young."

"SERIOUSLY?!?!?! Marisa knows Mima?"

"Should you always be outgoing? Aside from that, Marisa learned many spellcards from Mima, like Orreries spell cards."

"Orreries... I've never heard about them."

"Sooner or later, Marisa will show you that spell. And with that," I concluded, as I closed the book, "we are at the end of the info I have on Mima. Any questions?"

"Yes." PK replied, "Where can I find Mima?" "Unfortunately, Mima cannot be found here in Gensokyo, nor the different realms." "Why is she impossible to find?" He asked, while having a worried look on his face.

"That's because... she exists in another universe related to this place." I said, hesitating. "Another universe?" PK asked, in a curious way.

"Yes, another universe. You see..."

PK's View

I was walking down the dirt road as I remembered what Akyuu-san explained this to me:

The Mima that Marisa knew existed in a universe us youkai and humans here wouldn't know. This was known as the PC-98 universe, and it contained youkai and humans only exclusive to their universe, and vice-versa. The Marisa in the PC-98 universe knows Mima very strongly and considers Mima her mother. It looks like some remnants of PC-98 Marisa's personality has been incorporated into the Marisa in this universe. In fact, many remnants of the PC-98 universe are in this universe, like Yuuka, Alice, Reimu's shrine maiden personality, and this location itself. This mentality you're talking about, it's probably an accidental image of PC Marisa in Marisa's past. It's best that you erase it from her before anything bad happens soon.

Thinking that mind manipulation would help Marisa return to normal, I went to the Myouren Temple as Byakuren would have knowledge of mind related spells.

"Byakuren!" I said with a loud voice. Byakuren noticed me and came running to me with a huge grin. We both hugged. I can feel her huge breasts being still firm despite her age. If she was younger I would marry her. I thought.

"Oh PK! Welcome back to the Myouren Temple! The residents here missed you so much! Especially that person..." Byakuren points to a person standing by the doors of a temple.

"PK!!! YOU RETURN!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO ANOTHER RACE!!!" It was Byakuren's cousin, Shireno. "Yeah... maybe another time." I said.

"So, what brings you here PK?" Byakuren asked, as I immediately shifted focus on her.

"Well..." I replied, "You see..."

Byakuren's view

"Mind spells?" I asked. "Yeah," said PK. "I need to expand my mindset and learn to mind break."

PK was an excellent follower of Buddhism and a usual member of the Myouren Temple. He would even sacrifice his personal time to help clean the place and prepare for upcoming events. He even befriended Nue in minutes when they first met. If I was younger I would definitely marry him.

"Mind break? Why would you need that?" I asked. PK replied: "A friend of mine is mentally insane due to a personality gained from another dimension-"

"Marisa huh? Even I know the existence of the PC-98 world as well." I interrupted, with a proud grin. "No worries, I'll teach you all the mindset spells you need to know, including Break of the Tenth Sense 'Mind Destruction'."

I saw that PK's face was in awe, like something amazing and bad happened to him.

"Oh, and in case if you were wondering," I added, "We're starting now." PK face turned into shock.

"Wait what-"

PK's View

I was allowed to lodge in the temple until I mastered all the mindset moves. In return, I had to continuously assist with the events that the temple had, mainly the tedious chants. It was boring at first, but as time went on, I've gotten used to it. Sweeping the pavement was a usual task as well, and it's fun when you have a helping hand to do this. Kyouko usually sweeps the pavement when I'm not here, and she also like having company as well. We talk about the usual things, like social events and life, but also party hosting events.

Yeah, I didn't explain this one. Aside from working at Kourindou, Kyouko and I co-founded our own party planning company.

Our company is named the "Temple Party Planners", due to the fact that we literally plan parties at the Myouren Temple.

"So, where are we hosting this time?" I asked. "Well," Kyouko replied, "our next request comes from anonymous user who is located in... someplace called "The Damsel's Lover".

"Damsel's Lover?" I asked. "Any description of the request?"

"As a matter of fact there is." Kyouko said. It reads:
hello planners i am setting up a birthday party for my love she definitely needs one because she is my princess and love please do one for me.
Kyouko begins to delete the request from her phone. "Honestly, it looks like a scam, so I should better-"

"Hold that finger Kyouko." I said. Her finger was 2 centimeters away from the delete button when I motioned her to stop. "Huh? What's the matter?" Kyouko asked.

"Something about the request seems.... familiar to me." I said. "Familiar? What's so familiar about that-" 

I didn't hear the last few words that Kyouko said as I entered Concentration Clearance. If you don't know, Concentration Clearance allows me to enter in my deepest consciousness, and personally talk to my entity.

Let's see, there were some key words in the party request and the sender. Princess... Love... Damsel... I have the words, but I can't seem to figure out who actually sent it!

"You want help? Because I know who sent it." That was from my entity, Necros. He can control the dead and send people to the border between life and death (mostly the Sanzu River though).

"Sure thing," I said. "What exactly am I missing Necros?" "Typically speaking," Necros said, "you did take a peek on a certain person's private piece of media." Necros then disappeared.

Well that was great. He sure gave me info that didn't make sense at all- hold on. He mentioned that I took a peek on something private. By private... does that mean...

My eyes lit up.

Wait. The private thing was the diary, and it was in Marisa's house. The diary, besides mentioning Mima, also said something about a "princess" and that she loves the princess so much, she would abduct- 

No way. Don't tell me the person who sent the request is-

"It's Marisa." I said decisively. "Reimu? What are you talking about?" Kyouko was really confused. "I figured out where Reimu is! Thanks you very much Kyouko!" I gave Kyouko a hug before she pushed me away. "Okay... What do you mean you found Reimu? What kind of message can you even find in a shit sentence like this?" Kyouko asked.

"Well...."

I began to explain how I found one of Marisa's diaries during one of my stays at her place. There, I noticed that she wrote 'princess' and 'my love' in the request, which described her relationship towards Reimu.

"This led me to the conclusion that Marisa sent us this letter without knowing who the planners really were, and the fact that the party was for her celebration for capturing Reimu!"

"What are you going to do now?" Kyouko asked.

"What do you think?" I replied, "I'm going to find that fucking place and get Marisa back to normal!" I started to leave the temple when Kyouko said: "It's reckless to leave without knowing where that place is you know!"

"You're right," I said,

"But I know a person that can help me find Reimu."

Aya's View

Sigh... I really need a new headline... It's been a while since I posted that article where Reimu was missing. No one has ever found her yet. 

"AYA!!!!" someone screamed in the distance. I exited the building and saw a boy wearing a hat that looked like Suwako's hat. "Wait, is that PK?" I said.

PK sprinted to me, panting in the process to catch breath. "It's a pleasure that the Reimu headline is still relevant!" "Yeah, what about it?" I was confused; He wouldn't have something that can help find Reimu. I bet it's a compliment.

"I believe I have something that can turn the tables of the article!" PK proudly said, as he took out some books. "Yeah, nice job cheering us up, now go back home before I get any trouble-"

PK's View

"These are Marisa's diaries, and they specifically explain her relationship towards Reimu and the plans with her!" I said.

I gave the diaries to Aya and as she scanned through them, her eyes widened. "PK, you my friend, ARE AMAZING!!!" Aya gave me a hug. I can feel her breasts on my chest; they were big, but were not as big compared to Byakuren. "When do you want to start writing the article?" Aya said, still hugging me. I secretly slipped my hands to touch her breasts. She immediately pushed back from me. "...do that at a time where it's private you know." Aya blushed. Does that mean she has a crush on me? I thought.

"Uhh... anyway," I said,

"How about we start writing now?"

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Whew! That was a triumph! I plan on making these chapters at least 1500 words long XD

In the meantime, I hope you got used to the vulgarity, because I'm adding that in throughout the story.

Could be a oneshot pilot if I don't do anything else, but if it is, then I hope you've enjoyed this chapter and my writing style!

Did you also notice a cameo from my other touhou work as well?

Shamelessmaru aya appearance

ThatRandomTouhouGirl took me an eternity, but I managed with my initial 1100 words. I can't believe I expanded this to 2100 words XD