What do you call a shrine maiden that caused a natural disaster?

Sanaemi.

I had this in my head since 9/25/17.

It's horrible-

Why did Junko banish Clownpiece back to hell?

Because she though Clownpiece was clowning around.

god that's even more-

Why wasn't Reisen in Mountain of Faith?

Because Tewi Inaba was scolding her.

(If a princess inaba existed this would be even more hilarious)

all right, I think I'm done-

So... Yukari greeted Reimu and brought over a friend named Thomas. For some reason, thomas wanted to not kill Reimu. Why was that?

Because he was a tank engine.

OH MY GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE-

What did Reimu say to the guy that was stressing out?

Take it easy.

oh that wasn't so bad-

Two men went on a trip to California. One saw the amazing features it had while the other person saw monsters that were about to eat him. Why did they see something different?

One was at San Francisco while the other was at Gensokyo.

Man I kinda hate that joke XD