Cas: *glares at a computer screen*

Sam: you okay Cas? You seem kinda moody..

Cas: I'm fine.

Sam: You sure? Why are you glaring at the computer screen?

Cas: I joined a online dating site.

Sam: And?

Cas: And it says Dean and I are only a 98% match for each other.

Cas: What's the other two percent??

Cas: WHAT DID I DO WRONG SAM?!?!?!?!

Sam: What?

Cas: What?

Sam: ...

Cas: *leaves room*

Sam: That's not how it works Cas, you can't just type "*leaves room*" and not lea-- nevermind... Where'd you go?

Cas: ...Needed to clear my head.

Sam: Okay then. Come back with a blank mind.

Cas: *tilts head* *squinty eyes*

Sam: Nevermind. Bye Cas.

Cas: goodbye Sam. I will see you later.

Sam: Oh hey, while you're out can you get some pie?

Sam: Dean wanted some

Sam: I kinda forgot it again and he doesn't need to know.

[Dean had joined the conversation]

Dean: who doesnt need to know what? (He can only see the most recent message)

Sam: Oh nothing, um. Cas forgot the pie.

Cas: No I didn't *squinty eyes*

Dean: Saaaaam.

Sam: don't you "Saaaaaam" me

Dean: I'll do what I want thank you very much.

Dean: What'd you just say? You didn't type it and I can't hear you from over here.

Sam: I didn't say anything important, you don't need to know what I said.

Dean: Oh, but I do, you see, if you said what it sounded like you said, then I need to know what it is you said.

Sam: I probably didn't say what you thought I said.

Dean: did you say "like Cas"?

Sam: ...No!

Dean: uh-huh, right.

Cas: I don't understand so in your language Dean can do "anything"... including me.. what does that mean that he can "do" me.... What does that mean?

Sam: I think someone needs to give him the talk Dean.

Dean: I agree Sam, someone should give him the talk.

Cas: What talk?

Dean: Hey Sam, you wanna tell him?

Sam: You do it. He's your boyfriend.

Dean: He's not my boyfriend!

Cas: I'm right here. Both of you. You know I can read these right?

Sam: Yes, of course we know you're there. We're just ignoring you for the time being.

Cas: Well that's considered rude.

Dean: Yeah Sam! That's considered rude!

Sam: You're just taking his side because he's your boyfriend!

Dean: He's not my boyfriend!!

Sam: Riiiiiiiiight.

Cas: Dean is telling the truth Sam, I am not his boyfriend.

Sam: *gasp* Dean did you PROPOSE?!?!?!

Dean: What?? No!!!! Are you high?!?!

Sam: No, I'm using logic! Try using it sometime!

Dean: What're you talking about? I use plenty of logic!

Cas: Sure you do.

Dean: Really? You're taking his side? Really?

Cas: My apologies Dean.

Sam: Ha! He Took my side this time!

Dean: traitor.

Cas: I said I'm sorry Dean.

Dean: But are you really?

Cas: Of course I am. I wouldn't apologize if I didn't mean it!

Sam: See you two are totally dating.

Cas: How many times do we have to tell you we are not dating.

Sam: about 30,000,000 more times.

Dean well then "we are not dating" ×30,000,000

Sam: nice try Dean.

Dean: Well I technically said it 30,000,000 times.

Sam: No, not really.

Cas: Got the pie, on my way home.

Dean: Love me some pie!

Dean: I'm sorry Sam, it sounded like you said something, care to share?

Sam: Sure. I said "you also love yourself some Cas"

Dean: Oh my Cas' dad.

Sam: See Dean! This is exactly what I was talking about! You don't even say "Oh my god" anymore!

Cas: Please refrain from using my father's name in vain Sam.

Sam: Sorry Cas.

Cas: But you aren't sorry.

Sam: Yes I am.

Cas: I can read minds you know. I am an angel.

Sam: How can you read my mind? We aren't even in the same roo-- nevermind.

Cas: Dean, I'm home. Want some pie? I bought pumpkin, apple, blueberry, pecan, creme pie, etc.

Dean: So much pie!!...... Sam doesn't get any right?

Cas: Of course not! He thought we were a couple and always uses my father's name in vain.

Sam: I said I was sorry!

Cas: and you weren't. That's another thing.

Dean: You can have some pie if you want.

Sam: Really?

Dean: Not you! I was talking to Cas!

Cas: Thanks Dean.