I slowly open my eyes, hearing muffled sounds coming from behind me. The voice is getting louder and louder at the second. I close my eyes out of tiredness and go back to sleep, laying my head deeper into the pillow.

" WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT "

I screamed and got out of my bed quickly, realizing I was only in my black underwear.

"Emo loser" said the person who rudely woke me up. It was my brother.

" B-Baka!!!!!" I scream as I throw a pillow at him.

He gets out of my room snorting, sounding like a gorilla. Most specifically Harambe.

The thaught of Harambe lead me to pull my dick out.

Then I realized. I'M MOVING TO LONDON TODAY.

I sonic speed the fuck out of my bed to put everything in my room in boxes.

After I've put all of my belongings in boxes, I say bye to my family, letting out emo tears, but I wasn't actually sad.

The truth is that the reason why I was moving to London was to meet my youtube senpai, Daniel James Howell, because I want his babies really badly. Also my mom would NEVER let me have chocolate before bed UGH MOM I HATE YOU.

~ time skip swoosh swoosh ~

I'm FINALLY in London. I managed to find my apartment and to bring all of my boxes in front of my door.

"This is it. I'm finally here." I say out loud.

Right before I can enter the slender silver key into the originally shaped bronze and smooth doorknob, I hear screaming.

"PHIL LESTER YOU'RE A GENIUS!"

I recognize that beautiful posh voice. It's my senpai. It's my god. It's my reason to live. Dan Howell is not on fire.

Were we neighbors? Was this true? Was this like in every Dan Howell x reader fanfiction where I was LITERALY EVERYTIME HIS NEIGHBOUR?¿¿¿?????

My thaughts got caught off when I saw a GIANT MOTH!!!!!11!!!2@

I SCREM.

At that exact moment two figures bolted out of one of the flats and one of them exclaimed "What's wrong?"

"I had to get out of my fucking bed because of you" the other one said.

I turn my head to see who the two people were.

I stopped everything.

Phil. And the other one; Dan.

I didn't care about Phil at this point as I was just staring at Dan's godly figure. His chocolate brown hair and hazel eyes, his tight black jeans making his curves show and his white vans making me want to scream "Damn, Daniel."

He stared back at me.

I was breathless.

"Are you ok? Your face is blue." Phil said.

" OH lol I forgot how to breath Dan is just so beautiful." I said with a smirk.

"Lmao ikr" the lion boy said.

My eyes landed on Daniel once again.

And I could tell.

We were both tots in love.

~ The end ~