Yellow Toad: Shiveria! Here our competitors encountered the glorious Snow Kingdom! They also learned why Shiveria is world renowned for its Bound Bowl Grand Prix! From this day on however, Shiveria will now be known for the making of the couple, Birdo and Yoshi! Sadly, that relationship was split as Birdo was dropped from the plane, the same way she dropped the challenge! There's 22 contestants left, but not for long! On Total Mario WOOOOOORLD Tour!

*Intro Plays*

*First class*

Tiny: Finally! We get to spend some well earned time in first class!

Flurrie: You can say that again!

Rosalina: Did you not hear her?

Flurrie: Excuse me?

Tiny: Rosalina...when Flurrie said "you can say that again" she just means that she agrees with what I'm saying.

Rosalina: I apologize...but would she not just agree? Instead of asking for you to repeat yourself.

Flurrie: Girl...you have plenty to learn...

*Outside First Class*

Blooper: Bloo?

Luigi: I'm sorry that I'm taking time away from your relaxation...but seeing as how we're the only two guys on our team...we need to form an alliance.

Blooper: Bloop?

Luigi: Look...I have no idea what you're saying...but once the merge arrives, we can team up with Daisy for an even stronger alliance. So what do you say?

Blooper: Bloop!

Luigi: Is that a yes or no?

Blooper: Bloo....

*Confessional*
Luigi: Now I have an actual alliance member...I just need to make it to the merge...oh boy...
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Blooper: Bloop Bloo...Bloo...
*

*Outside Loser Class*

Bowser: Our first alliance meeting has begun!

Wario: You have to keep trying to help me go out with Syrup!

Bowser: You're still up with that? You tried impressing her...yet you failed...why not try actually talking to her?

Wario: Right like that actually helped you. *Farts*

Bowser: What do you mean?

Wario: You always go around kidnapping Peach yet you were never able to go out with her! So what do you know about relationships?

Bowser: *Slightly Irritated* Peach and me were together...it just didn't work out once the real Mario returned...Look I'll keep trying to help you okay?

Wario: Fine by me! But...we could get some revenge on Mario while we're on the topic of him stealing your girlfriend...

Bowser: I'm listening...

Wario: We're gonna need Peasley's help! *Farts*

*Confessional*
Bowser: Wow! Wario is actually smart for once! I had no idea he could come up with schemes!
*

*Inside Loser Class*

Candy: Oh Peasley! You're so smart and handsome!

Peasley: But dear Candy...you are more intelligent than I could ever be...and don't get me started on your looks...you are like a single rose surrounded by weeds...

Candy: I could just die in your arms!

Pauline: One word. BARF!!

Syrup: Yer seem to be a little sea sick me matey!

Pauline: I am not! Stay out of my business!

*Inside the Bathroom*

Shokora: AHHHHHHH!!!

Peach: *Runs to the restroom* What is it??

Shokora: *Covering her face* I'm hideous!! Quick bring me a paper bag!!

Peach: Got it! *Runs out to get a paper bag but forgets to close the bathroom door*

Koopa: What's with all the scream- SWEET MUSHROOM GODS HAVE MERCY!! *Runs away*

Shokora: Koopa? Was that you? Koopa?

Peach: I'm back! Here! *Hands Shokora the paper bag*

Shokora: *Places on the paper bag* Thanks...

*Confessional*
Shokora: *Is wearing a paper bag over her head* Not only is my age fluctuating...but so are my looks...
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Koopa: *Traumatized* I-I-I s-saw...my future...must...stop...crushing on...Mona....
*

Mario: Hey Peach? Can we talk?

Peach: Sure! What is it?

Mario: Peach...I think you should stop helping Shokora...

Peach: What? Why?

Mario: Peach look at you! You look exhausted!

Peach: Don't worry! I'll add 5 minutes to my sleeping schedule!

Mario: No Peach! You need to stop looking out for Shokora!

Peach: I-I can't! She's my friend! And you may abandon your friends when they are going through a bad state in their life...but not me Mario! So excuse me while I go help Shokora! *Pushes Mario aside*

*Confessional*
Mario: I don't get it! I'm trying to help her, yet I get all the dirt thrown at me! Well two can play that game!
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Dry Bones: Well if you look at that!

Yoshi: What is it?

Dry Bones: Our team is the only team with 9 members!

*Mona glares at them*

Yoshi: Hahaha! You're right Dry Bones!

Mona: May I remind you...your girlfriend was the one eliminated.

Yoshi: Yeah well some of us tend to move on!

Goomba: I recall both of you crying your eyes out when your girlfriends were eliminated...

Yoshi: Pfft! Exactly we moved on!

Dry Bones: *Whispers* We did?

Dimentio: Enough! Mona would you please do my team a favor and remove yourself from the room?

Mona: Why do I have to leave?

Koopa: Yeah?!

Dimentio: Simple response, you're the one that began the problem.

Mona: I did not!

Pauline: Peasley! Keep your boy team away from my team!

Lemmy: Uh...we aren't an all boy team...we have Daisy...

Daisy: Watch me do a backflip while eating Shiverian cake!

Goomba: Uh...where did you get the cake from?

Daisy: Shiveria silly!

Goomba: Ask a dumb question...get a dumb response...

Pauline: That's not the point! Your team of boys is annoying my team!

Yoshi: Boo-hoo! No one told you anything when you eliminated Birdo!

Syrup: We wouldn't have removed that scalawag if she wouldn't have jumped off the ship!

Yoshi: Don't you dare use your pirate talk to talk badly about Birdo!

Yellow Toad: What's the problem here? Am I gonna have to stop this plane just to fix this?!

Peasley: No problem here Yellow Toad! Right Yoshi?

Yoshi: ....

Peasley: *Raises an eyebrow*

Yoshi: ...Right....

Yellow Toad: Well then! Unbuckle your seatbelts! We have arrived to our next destination!

Candy: Which is?

Yellow Toad: I'll reveal it once everyone meets in the cabin area!

*In the Cabin Area*

Flurrie: Is it just me or is it a little too quiet in here?

Yellow Toad: Alright competitors! We have arrived to our destination!

Pauline: Will you just tell us already?!

Yellow Toad: Welcome to Soda Jungle! And before you ask, today's episode is dedicated to Tiny!

Tiny: But...this isn't DK island...or my home...

Yellow Toad: I figured that with so many Kongs on the show, we would split the locations! Now will everyone please step outside?

Candy: There's just two Kong's.

*Outside the Plane*

Yellow Toad: Today's challenge is simple! For part one, one person from each team will enter these DK branded barrel cannons! The cannons will shoot the 3 chosen contestants around in a loop! The last person to stay inside the cannons will gain an advantage for their team in part two! Now...whose up for some cannon balling?

Pauline: I nominate Mona!

Mona: Why me?! I did so well back in Shiveria!

Pauline: Sure...but you allowed Birdo to race! Which caused us the lost!

Syrup: Yer...know...she's got a point...

Peach: Sorry Mona...

Shokora: *Still under a paper bag* Look at the bright side...you don't look like me at the moment...

Koopa: Break a leg Mona!

Mona: Excuse me? You do know I can actually break my leg right?

Koopa: Uh....never mind...

Mario: *Facepalms*

Yellow Toad: Alright! Team Damsels has chosen Mona! Team Daisy?

Daisy: Oh! Choose me! Me!

Peasley: I nominate myself! In an attempt to show my team that I am worthy!

Daisy: Drat! I wanted to be shot out of a cannon!

Lemmy: Uh...Peasley...no one is questioning your worthiness...

Peasley: Don't you worry my 5 year old friend...I will secure victory!

*Confessional*
Lemmy: 5 year old friend?! I might sound like a 5 year old but I am not one!
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Goomba: I'm not entirely sure on how trustworthy Peasley is...I'm gonna need to keep an eye on him...
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Yellow Toad: Team Powerstars? Which of you is up for the challenge?

Flurrie: Luigi volunteers.

Luigi: I do?

Tiny: You wouldn't have one of us girls do it...now would you?

Rosalina: Tiny...Flurrie...If I may add on...Luigi did work hard back at Shiveria...

Blooper: Bloop!

Luigi: Yeah...please give me a break...

*Confessional*
Luigi: I feel like the punching bag of my team...
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Flurrie: Well there ain't no way I'm going! A momma has to remain well rounded!

Tiny: I guess I can do it...

Luigi: Phew...

Rosalina: I give you my gratitude Tiny!

Blooper: Bloop blooper!

Tiny: Right...

Yellow Toad: Great! Everyone follow me!

*Tiny, Peasley, and Mona are standing besides a wooded platform*

Yellow Toad: When I say go you will all jump into a barrel cannon and be shot in and out of cannons multiple times! Ready...Set...Go!

*Tiny, Peasley, and Mona jump into three separate cannons and begin to be shot in and out of cannons*

Syrup: Cannon ball!!

Pauline: You better win Mona!

Flurrie: Tiny you got this girl!

Bowser: Go Peasley!

Yellow Toad: And Mona is out first!

Mona: Ugh....I feel sick...

Pauline: Ugh! You're useless!

Candy: Don't worry about Pauline there...you did your best!

*Confessional*
Candy: Pauline? Yeah don't exactly like her...I want her out of here as soon as possible...how will I achieve this goal? By manipulating and making "friends" and forcing them into eliminating Pauline! Easy!
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Mona: Thanks Candy...I'm gonna take a break...

Yellow Toad: Peasley is out! Tiny wins!

Rosalina: How splendid!

Flurrie: You did great! How'd you do it?

Tiny: I'm used to being shot into cannons!

Goomba: So much for proving your worthiness Peasley.

Peasley: It was all Tiny's fault! I couldn't help but think of her...

Dry Bones: That won't help you much in the long run...trust me...I've been through it.

Flurrie: Hmmm...

Yellow Toad: Team Powerstars gains an advantage in part two! Speaking of which...Everyone ready for part two? Great! All three teams will race within Soda Jungle...but be warned! The jungle is full of many dangers! You will all confront the giant enemies that inhabit these jungles, cross poison waters on the backs of giant wigglers, pass through a haunted forest, and finally go riding on spine coasters! Good luck!

Pauline: Excuse me?! We have to do all of that?!

Yellow Toad: Not exactly! You may be lucky enough to encounter none of this...or...you may be unlucky and get caught by the tribe of Tiki Taks which roam here!

Tiny: Wait...I thought those were only found in DK jungles.

Yellow Toad: Oh they were! But that was before DK drove them out! Now they live here in these very jungles! Anyway, the last team to reach the endpoint on the other side of the jungle will go to the elimination ceremony!

Luigi: Um...what happens if we do get caught by the Tiki Taks...hehe...or...get stuck within the haunted forest?...*gulps*

Yellow Toad: Here! *Throws one ally phone to each team* These Ally Phones from Super Mario Party should help you all in any situation! Now be aware that you may only call one ally over to your area to help you! I'll be resting so don't call me! Got that?

Luigi: Yes sir!

Yellow Toad: Alright...now that everything has been cleared...time for those rewards! Team Powerstars will take the easiest route, Team Super Duper Daisy will take the regular route, and Team Damsels in Success will take the hardest route!

*Everyone begins to run into the jungle and go their separate paths*

Shokora: Can we stop running?

Pauline: Why?!

Syrup: We ain't have no idea where the barnacles are at!

Shokora: Please? I need to talk...

*Her team slows down*

Peach: Is something wrong?

Shokora: No...well my face...

Pauline: Why are we stopping?! We need to keep going!

Peach: Stop Pauline! Shokora is not happy right now!

Pauline: I could care less!

Peach: Oh really?! What if your face looked like hers?

Pauline: You would all be laughing! So what if she looks like Wario? We still have a challenge to do!

*Peach and Pauline continue to argue*

Syrup: ARRG!! What is with all the arguing?!

Mona: Syrup is right! You two have driven me more nuts now than ever before!

Candy: *Looking at her nails* It was only a matter of time before this happened.

Peach: What do you mean Candy?

Pauline: I'm not sure why you're all acting like this, Peach and I have always argued.

Koopa: *Whispers* Mario...what do we do?

Mario: *Whispers back* We stay out of this...before it becomes our problem...

Candy: Look all I'm gonna say is that this is all Shokora's fault!

Shokora: Oh dear...have I been causing problems...friends I ask that you all forgive me!

Peach: How is this Shokora's fault?

Candy: Don't you all see? She's mistreating Peach and causing her stress! Which in return is leading to all this annoying arguing!

Syrup: Arrg! Yer got a point swashbuckler!

*Confessional*
Candy: Yes! Haha! My plan has just begun! It'll soon be bye bye Shokora! Ugh I'm done being slowed down by her crying baby face.
*

Mario: Shokora we're gonna have to deal with you later! We need to continue with the challenge!

Koopa: Mario is right! We're falling behind!

*Meanwhile the arguing between Team Damsels was going on, Team Powerstars had reached the first obstacle in their way*

Flurrie: Are you kidding me?!

Tiny: How are we gonna get past these giant Koopas and Goombas?!

Rosalina: Do not worry team! I have the ability to connect with all living creatures! I will require some time to do this!

Blooper: Bloop...?

Luigi: Guys! Help! I'm being chased by a Goomba!

Tiny: Um...Luigi...that Goomba is regular sized...

Flurrie: For crying out loud! Boy get ahead of yourself! *Slaps the Goomba away*

Luigi: Thanks Flurrie...

*Confessional*
Flurrie: I'm starting to think that my team should have gotten rid of Luigi a long time ago!
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Rosalina: *Meditating* Creatures of this jungle....please....allow my team....to surpass this obstacle....

*Many of the enemies begin to fall asleep*

Tiny: Wow Rosalina! Your skills are impressive!

Blooper: Bloop!

Flurrie: Come on! We can all celebrate when we win!

*Meanwhile Team Daisy has found their obstacle*

Peasley: Uh...anyone know where we are?

Lemmy: It says here on the pamphlet that we are near the spine coasters.

Goomba: Seriously where do you find these pamphlets?

Lemmy: They are always situated near the landing site!

Dry Bones: Lemmy you are one smart Koopaling!

Lemmy: Thanks but Ludwig is the smart Koopaling.

*Confessional*
Peasley: Are you kidding me? Ludwig's "villainous" plan last season had so many flaws!
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Lemmy: The other Koopalings tend to push me around...it's nice to be on this show without them hogging the spotlight! Uh....they aren't gonna watch this are they?
*

Daisy: Oh Goomba! Aren't you as excited as I am?!

Goomba: Why would I be excited about being in a jungle?

Daisy: Not that! We are going to ride on the back of a spine coaster!

Lemmy: The cave entrance to the spine coaster should be around here...

Yoshi: We are never going to find it in this jungle! Every where we go is nothing but leaves and trees!

Dimentio: Easy! *Snaps his fingers to remove most of the foliage around them*

Bowser: You never fail to impress Dimentio!

Dimentio: Why thank you my scaly friend!

Peasley: I see the cave! Follow me!

*Back to Team Damsels who have reached their first obstacle*

Pauline: Alright where are we?! I'm already tired of this challenge!

Peach: Uh...Pauline...you may want to turn around...

Pauline: Oh what now?! *Turns around to see a group of Tiki Taks*

Koopa: Uh...is there a way that we'll be able to survive this?

Mario: I'm afraid not...

*The Tiki Taks go ahead and tie the team around a tree*

Candy: Let us go you freaks!

Tiki Tak #1: Tiki Taki Tak!

Tiki Tak #2: Tiki Tiki!

*Both Tiki Taks untie Candy and grab her*

Candy: Unhand me! My boyfriend will kill you all again if you don't do as I say!

*The Tiki Taks sir Candy upon a throne*

Candy: Um...Excuse me?

Koopa: It seems as if they see you as their...queen...leader?

Candy: I knew that one day I would be treated like royalty!

Tiki Tak #3: Tiki Tiki Tak Tak!

Tiki Tak #4: Taki Tak!

*They begin to point spears toward those tied to the tree*

Pauline: Candy! Tell them to stop!

Candy: What? No way! I want to see what they are thinking of doing!

Peach: How are we going to get out of this now?!

Pauline: Duh! The Ally Phone!

Peach: Wait! We can only summon one person at a time!

Pauline: I'm not gonna summon anyone! We can still use it as a regular phone! *Proceeds to call Yellow Toad*

Yellow Toad: *Over the phone* I told you all not to bother me!

Pauline: No! You said we couldn't summon you to our location! We are calling you! Now help us! The Tiki Taks have us at spear point!

Yellow Toad: Hmm...this seems like a personal problem! Oh and for bothering me...

DING!!

Pauline: You've got to be kidding me!!

Yellow Toad: Just do it! It will calm the Tiki Taks down.

Pauline: Ugh...

Pauline: ♫We should have just kept running. We wouldn't be in this mess!♫

Syrup: ♫I said so too, but then Shokora made us slow down!♫

Mona: ♫Now we have to sit in...♫

Candy: Sucks to be you all! While you're all being tortured I'm being worshipped!

Pauline: ♫There's no reason to be so smitten!♫

Candy: Oh, what would I do then?

Pauline: Oh I don't know...HOW ABOUT HELPING US?!

Candy: Hmm...let me think about it...Nah! It's Not fun enough!

Peach: ♫Tied up, rope is no joke!♫

Mario: ♫Spears in our face, get us out of this place!♫

Koopa: ♫Ain't having the luck that we anticipated.♫

Shokora: ♫Probably means I'm eliminated. Yeah, I'm out!♫

Candy: ♫O-o-out! Ooh, ooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.♫

*The Tiki Taks begin to point their spears at Candy*

Candy: What!? What did I do to you all?!

Tiki Tak #5: Taki Tiki!

Tiki Tak #6: Tiki Tak!

*The Tiki Taks begin to chant*

Syrup: Arrg! It's a sacrifice matey!

Candy: What?! No!! I don't want to die! I'm too hot!!

Pauline: I have an idea! Hey Taki freaks! Turn around!

*The Tiki Taks turn to face Pauline*

Pauline: Take a look at this! *Removes Shokora's paper bag revealing her hideous form*

Shokora: Hey! My paper bag!

Tiki Tak #1: TIKI TAKI TIKI!!!!!!

*The Tiki Taks begin to run away*

Peach: Great plan Pauline!

Pauline: Candy untie us!

Candy: Ugh! Fine!

*Candy unites her team*

Shokora: Is there any point in continuing? The other teams are probably finished by now...sorry I caused all of this guys...

Mona: It isn't over yet! We can still do this!

Pauline: You know...Mona has a point...Let's replace one monkey face with another monkey face...

Candy: What are you talking about?

*Pauline begins to make a call on the Ally phone*

*Back to Team Powerstars who have yet to enter the haunted forest*

Flurrie: Where is she?!

Rosalina: Oh dear...I hope she didn't get into any harm...

Blooper: Bloo...

Luigi: Oh well! Guess we were just destined to lose!

Flurrie: No! We're just gonna have to enter without her!

Luigi: Noooo! Don't make me go in there!

Blooper: Bloo! *Ties Up Luigi and begins to drag him into the forest*

*Back to Team Daisy who are about to ride a spine coaster*

Bowser: Get ready everyone!

Dry Bones: I apologize my undead friend...

Lemmy: Cool! My first roller coaster ride!

*The spine coaster begins its course*

Daisy: WEEEEE!!!

Lemmy: I'M GONNA BE SICK!!

Goomba: DAISY I HAAAATE YOU!

*Back to Team Damsels who have to cross the poisoned waters on a giant wiggler*

Pauline: Giddy up girls!

Mario: Oh yeah! My favorite part has always been ridding these things!

*At the finish line*

Yellow Toad: Congrats Team Powerstars! However...your team seems to be missing a certain Kong...where's Tiny?

Flurrie: We aren't sure...

Yellow Toad: This isn't good...we're gonna need a search team!

Rosalina: Oh my...may the stars be on her side...

*Dimentio and his team teleports to the finish line*

Peasley: Thanks Dimentio...we almost fell into the poisoned waters inside of that cave...

Lemmy: Ugh...I don't feel so good...

Pauline: We made it last?!

Shokora: I understand that I am to blame for this teammates...

Pauline: This is all your fault Candy!! *Points at Candy*

Shokora: Huh?

Candy: My fault?!

Pauline: You didn't untie us on time!

Yellow Toad: Hold on Team Damsels in Success...Team Powerstars is missing a member...due to this...They must go to the elimination ceremony...

Flurrie: *Sighs* Tiny...where are you?...

Peasley: Alright! We got first!

Wario: First class here I come!

*Elimination Ceremony*

Yellow Toad: Tiny is no where to be found...the producers have sent a search party. But do not worry! Because of this dilemma there will be no elimination ceremony tonight.

Rosalina: So Tiny is officially out of the game?

Flurrie: This is so unfair!

Blooper: Bloo...

Yellow Toad: Sorry but there is nothing I can do.

*Confessional*
Pauline: Was it fair that we caused Tiny to be tied up by the Tiki Taks? Sure. Was it fair? No. Do I regret it? Absolutely! Only because Candy deserved to go!
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Yellow Toad: Now isn't that interesting?! Team Damsels in Success called Tiny through the Ally Phone and summoned her over and replaced Candy in the Tiki Tak sacrifice! How will Team Powerstars react to this? Will Shokora continue to annoy her team? And why does Goomba hate Daisy so much? Find out on the next installment of Total! Mario! World Tour!