Episode 3: A Jizo for your Consideration
*The episode opens up with Yellow Toad inside the economy class*
Yellow Toad: Last time on Total Mario World Tour- Birabuto Kingdom in Sarasaland! The land of purple aliens that kidnap princesses and sphinxes that come to life! The contestants had to run and jump around in the heat and sand! While doing all this they were still able to argue amongst each other, throw spinies at each other, and start rivalries between each other! Team Damsels in Success managed to pull in first place with little casualties! And it was Toad who decided to mess up badly for Team Powerstar and lose becoming the 1st one out of the competition! This week who knows what'll happen!
*The camera pans out to outside where the entire jet can be seen*
Yellow Toad: Welcome to Total! Mario! ♫WOOOOORLD♫! Tour!
*Intro plays*
*Team Powerstar and Team Super Duper Daisy are both in loser class*
*Team Powerstar is in disappointing as they lost the challenge*
Tiny: This blows!
Boo: Tell me about it...
Luigi: Look I know we're upset that Toad cost us the challenge...
Tiny: And?
Luigi: Oh! You thought I was gonna say something inspirational? Yeah nope.
Blooper: Bloo....
Flurrie- Don't worry guys! Luigi has no idea about what he's talking about! *glares At Luigi*
???: UGH!!!
Rosalina: *Stops meditating* I sense danger incoming....
Toadette: *Enters the room* It's all his fault! We should be in economy class! Not Pauline! *Storms off*
Starlow: I'll go see what I can do about her... *follows Toadette*
*Outside the loser class room*
Starlow: If you keep storming off and being angered the others will eliminate you.
Toadette: Well If it gets me out of this lousy plane!
Starlow: Listen...I know we don't always see eye to eye...but how about we form an alliance?
Toadette: What?! As if!
Starlow: Suit yourself! When the others are deciding who to vote off and your name comes up...I'm not sure whose gonna stop them...*begins to fly off*
Toadette: Wait! It's a deal!
Starlow: Alright!
*Confessional*
Toadette: Man does that starsprite drive a hard bargain! I think all that floating and following me may have taught her a thing or two...I'd say I'm pretty proud...but she's still annoying.
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*Back inside loser class*
Wario: My back!! It's killing me!!
Bowser: Tell me about it! That last challenge really left a dent on my shell!
Wario: Dang Lakitu and his spinies!
Yoshi: You both think you have it hard?! I'm still pulling out spikes from my tongue!
Daisy: How about I help you boys!
Goomba: Don't agree to it guys! For all you know she might put your heads on each other's bodies.
Daisy: It's nothing like that really!
Wario: If it will get rid of these back pains then I'm all in!
Daisy: Alright! *Kicks Wario across the room*
Wario: ACK!!
Daisy: Who's next?!
Bowser: I think....I'll pass...
Dimentio: I doubt that worked.
Wario: It's a miracle! My back pain is gone!
Daisy: See! I know my way around to fixing a back bone!
Dry Bone: Really? I've been trying to keep my backbone from slipping out of my body!
Lemmy: Nice one Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: Thanks Lemmy!
*The camera is now in first class with Team Damsels in Success*
Pauline: I say it was because of my strategizing that we won! You should all listen to me more!
Peach and Mona: HAHAHA!!!
Peach: As if!
Mona: I'd rather have Birdo flirt with me than have to listen to you!
Peach: Nice one! *High fives Mona*
Mona: Speaking of Birdo...where is she?...
*Confessional*
Yoshi: And then Lemmy and Dry Bones-
Birdo: *Pops her head out of the toilet* Yoshi! I've been waiting for you!*Launches herself towards Yoshi*
Yoshi: Mushroom overlords have mercy!!!
*The camera then turns off*
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Shokora: Morning fellow teammates!
Peach: Uh...Shokora I hope I'm not bugging in...but why do you look younger?
Shokora: How young exactly?....
Mona: Like 5 years younger...it's as if you're a teen now...
Shokora: I...I...Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout! Bye! *runs off*
*Confessional*
Shokora: I can't believe it! The dumb spell didn't work! I'm regressing! Oh no...if this keeps...up...
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Koopa: I don't get it Mario...she doesn't see me as boyfriend material...
Mario: Maybe she needs space...or what if you saved her while she was in danger! That's it! Danger!
Syrup: Ahoy! Me lad ye happen to be in quite a pickle!
Koopa: What are you talking about?
Syrup: The lass Mona happens to not float yer boat!
Koopa: Uh....
Mario: English?...
*Confessional*
Syrup: Alright Listen here you folks watching back at home...I don't actually talk like I did back there...I just have to act like I do and they won't suspect a thing!
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Yellow Toad: This is yer captain speaking! Hahaha! Get it Syrup! Anyways I want everyone to meet up in the common area!
Syrup: The pirate language isn't a joke! *Leaves*
Koopa: Look Mario I think I get it now. I should put Mona in danger and then rescue her! *Walks away*
Mario: Ah so you're gonna her the space she desires and- Wait no don't do that! *runs after Koopa*
*In the common area*
Yellow Toad: Now before I reveal the location I hope you all brought your Bowser repellent *cough* Peach! *cough* As we are about to land in Bowser's Kingdom!
Bowser: Alright! An episode dedicated to me!
Daisy: I want an episode dedicated to me! I mean I do already have my own team name!
Bowser: You already got your episode! Leave this one for me!
Yellow Toad: AHEM!! Now if you look out the windows you can all see the brightly colored clouds that surround Bowser's Kingdom.
Yoshi: Woooow....I can stare at these all day long....
Yellow Toad: Well I suggest you don't! Those clouds are nothing but white and fluffy! In fact the chemicals in these clouds could potentially leave you paralyzed!
Everyone: *GASP!!!*
Yellow: I'm just messing with you all! Hahaha!! No but really what the chemicals in these clouds cause you to do is get distracted! So whatever you do...do not breathe or stare into them for so long or you might cost your team the challenge!
Flurrie: What exactly is this challenge?
Yellow Toad: Allow us to land first!
*The plane lands and the contestants are now at the entrance of the kingdom*
Mona: Wow! Look at the architecture of this place!
Starlow: Bowser did you build this all?
Bowser: What?! Who do you think I am?! I made my minions build it for me!
Yellow Toad: It's challenge time!
Flurrie: *Underneath her breath* Finally...
Yellow Toad: In today's challenge all three teams will have to make it over to a hidden garden where there you will all find a jizo statue of Mario. The last team to bring it over to these colored podiums next to me will face elimination tonight! Now don't think it'll all be too easy! You'll have to surpass various enemies, dart past lethal Stairface Ogres, avoid the colorful clouds as mentioned before, and survive various traps designed to end your trip early! Got it!
Everyone: ....
Yellow Toad: Great! NOW GO!!
*All three teams start running into different directions*
Pauline: Aaaaand stop!
*Team Damsels in Success do as Pauline says*
Pauline: Here's the plan! We're gonna split up! That way we're able to cover more ground! And knowing Bowser he probably has a plethora of hidden traps and secrets all over this castle!
Koopa: Can I go with Mona!?
Mona: I'd rather join Mario...
Pauline: As sad as it may be...you're gonna join Candy, Syrup and me...
Candy: Wait hold on just a sec! I'm fine with the weakling joining me but why do I have to go with you?!
Syrup: Arrrrg! Me matey is correct to question yer decisions!
Pauline: You both want the truth? Fine! I don't trust a bunch of newbies! I've experienced your kind before and I know what you're capable of! Peach go with Birdo and Shokora! Mario and Mona you both go together! Now let's go find that jizo statue!
*Confessional*
Pauline: Last season I had to deal with Ludwig running the game! This season I'm taking back the status of being the villain!
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*Team Powerstar*
Starlow: Honestly we should all be capable of winning today! I mean the statistics say so! At least in the beginning of each season each team will receive one elimination! It's basic math is you ask me!
Toadette: Enough with the talking!
Tiny: *Whispers* Somebody stop her...
Blooper: Bloop....
Starlow: And if either of you don't believe me then you could just look at the previous seasons and see who was eliminated first and from which team and-
Rosalina: Starlow...pardon me for interrupting...but we do have a challenge to complete...
Starlow: Is my talking stoping you from continuing?
Tiny: Not at all why?
Starlow: Great! Then I can continue talking!
*Starlow continues talking*
*Confessional*
Luigi: This is just how I remember my adventure in Bowser's inside story....she kept yammering...and she never stopped.....mama mia.....
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Flurrie: Look if we keep letting her talking affect us then we're not gonna get anything done! How about we just leave her behind? That way we can all search for the jizo while she talks to herself!
Toadette: That's a horrible-
Boo: That's actually a good plan Flurrie!
Rosalina: I do splendidly agree myself!
Flurrie: Great! Let's get out of here! We'll come back once the challenge is over!
*Team Powerstar leave and Starlow stays behind looking at the clouds while talking to herself*
*Confessional*
Toadette: Sure Starlow and me are in an alliance but that doesn't mean I have to be with her all the time.
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*Team Super Duper Daisy is seen running outside*
Peasley: Alright team what do we do?
Wario: How about we sit down for a bit?
Dimentio: If I might add some form of advice....I suggest we continue running....that way we can at least be ahead of the other teams if they're nearby.
Bowser: Nonsense! Everyone else ran in different directions.
Yoshi: Yoshi just wants to eat!
Goomba: Get off Daisy!
Daisy: *Standing on top of Goomba* Never! Without Weegee I have no one!
Lemmy: Don't worry Goomba! I found this Pokio! *Picks up the strange looking bird*
Goomba: No don't!
*The pokio jumps out of Lemmy's arms and starts chasing Goomba and Lemmy*
Lemmy: AHHHH!!!
Goomba: You idiot!!
Dry Bones: Guys try running in a circles it might get dizzy!
CRAAASH!!!
*Dry Bones' Bones go flying everywhere*
Dry Bones' head: Uh....can someone pass me my body parts?
*Confessional*
Peasley: If I'm gonna want to win this season...I'm gonna have to take advantage of the others on the other teams....why does this have to be so difficult...
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Dry Bones' head: This really isn't a problem, I'm used to it!
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Daisy: Look guys! I found a backscratcher!! *Picks up a boney arm and starts scratching her back*
Dry Bone's head: No that's not a backscratcher!!
Peasley: Let's keep moving along...Lemmy if you see any more of Dry Bones' body parts make sure to pick them up!
Lemmy: Got it!
*As Team Super Duper Daisy continues walking they encounter a quiet corridor*
Dimentio: Something feels off about this hallway....
Bowser: GET AWAY FROM ME!! *Up against the wall*
Daisy: *Holding out Dry Bones' arm* I just want to give you a high five!
Wario: WAHAHAHA!!!
Lemmy: *Holding Dry Bones' head* It's just an arm Bowser.
Bowser: Not that! It's Daisy! She creeps me out....
Goomba: She creeps all of us out.
Yoshi: Don't worry Daisy doesn't bite...well maybe....
Peasley: *Facepalms* Guys seriously!? We have a challenge to win!
*Just then loud breathing could be heard behind Peasley*
Peasley: *Slowling turns around to see an ogre looking whomp* Uh...what is that?...
Lemmy: This brochure apparently states it's a Stairface Ogre....
Goomba: How did you find time to get a brochure?
Lemmy: They were at the starting area of the challenge.
Bowser: Isn't a Stairface Ogre lethal?
*The Stairface Ogre slams its mallet down*
Peasley: EVERYONE RUN BACK TO THE ENTRANCE OF THE CORRIDOR!!
*Everyone runs further into the corridor*
Peasley: NO NOT THAT WAY!! *Follows behind his team*
*Multiple Stairface Ogres begin to chase Team Super Duper Daisy*
*Team Damsels in Distress*
*Peach, Birdo, and Shokora POV*
Peach: Where's Birdo?!
Shokora: Uh Peach...now that we're alone...can I tell you something?
Peach: Sure!
Shokora: Remember how this morning I looked 5 years younger?
Peach: It was just a compliment don't worry about it!
Shokora: No...My age is regressing...
Peach: That's not so bad...
Shokora: Well it's not really regressing...it's more like a form...
Peach: I'm sorry....I'm confused...
Shokora: I have 4 forms each of which I can not control...these forms include: my true form, my teenage form, my hideous form...and my toddler form...
Peach: I'm gonna guess that you're in your teenage form.
Shokora: Yes! And I need your help! If you every see me talking to Wario make sure I stop!
Peach: Why Wario?
Shokora: I'll explain later! Just keep me away from him!
Peach: I'll try....
Starlow: Peach! Thank goodness I've found you! I've been looking for my team for what feels like ages! Have you seen them?
Peach: No not at all.
Starlow: Ugh...one moment I'm looking at the....beautiful....clouds...*starts looking at the clouds again*
Peach: Starlow!
Starlow: And when I turned around they were gone!
Peach: Did you need them for something?
Starlow: I just found the garden near a tied up Pauline and the rest of your team was laughing at her. I was gonna tell my team about the garden since I couldn't have picked up the jizo statue...*sighs* I wish I had arms! Well see you later!
*Starlow leaves*
*Peach and Shokora look at each other*
Peach: We need to find Pauline!
*Mario and Mona POV*
Mario: So....Koopa....
Mona: Can we not talk about Koopa?
Mario: But...I thought you were both friends?
Mona: I'm not sure what me and Koopa are...
*Confessional*
Mona: I feel so bad for having to ignore Koopa...No! I need to keep my head in the game!
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*Pauline, Candy, Syrup, and Koopa POV*
Pauline: *Tie up* Ugh! Will you both untie me!!
Candy: Sorry I'm not sure I trust you enough!
*Candy and Syrup start laughing*
Pauline: KOOPA! UNTIE ME!!
Koopa: Uh....
Candy: Don't worry about her.
Shokora: Guys! Good thing we found you!
Peach: The garden is nearby! Follow us!
Syrup: Come with us swashbucklers! We have a challenge to win!
*Peach, Shokora, Syrup, Candy and Koopa run off*
Pauline: YOU'RE ALL GONNA PAY!!!!
Peasley: Well what do we have here?
Pauline: UGH!! What do you want?!
Peasley: Calm down Pauline...I barely know you...why don't we get to know each other?
Pauline: As if I'd tell you about myself!
*Candy, Syrup, and Kooopa come back and Peasley hides*
Candy: Guess What we found!
Koopa: We found the jizo statue!
Peach: Starlow was right!
Syrup: It was just over that corner! *points to the location that came back from*
Pauline: No!!!!
Peasley: *Comes out from hiding* Thanks for giving my team 1st place!
Candy: You set us up Pauline!
Pauline: No I-
Shokora: You could have warned us about him!
Pauline: UGH!!!
*Confessional*
Pauline: How was I gonna know that they were gonna tell me where they found the jizo statue?!
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*Team Powerstar is at a giant wall with multiple obstacles*
Boo: This will be easy for those that can float or fly!
Flurrie: YAAAS!!
Blooper: BLOOP!!
Rosalina: Don't forget teleport!
Luigi: I can't do any of that....
Toadette: Yeah! What are supposed to do?
Tiny: I guess we should start climbing?
Toadette: Are you kidding me?! Luigi will not be able to climb that! At least not with those flabby arms!
Luigi: Hey!
*Confessional*
Tiny: I mean...she isn't wrong...
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*Team Super Duper Daisy is at the garden*
Peasley: See! I told you all I found it!
Dimentio: I'm surprised...you disappeared and didn't tell us.
Peasley: I went searching for the garden by myself!
Yoshi: *Holding the statue* Alright! First place is gonna go to us!
Daisy: *Lifts Dry Bones' arm* GO TEAM ME!!
Goomba: We should head back!
Lemmy: Wait! We're still missing one of Dry Bone's legs!
Pauline: Not so fast!
Candy: We're here to stop you from continuing!
Birdo: Hi Yoshi!
*Team Damsels in Distress is now grouped together*
Toadette: Over here guys!!
Tiny: That obstacle course was a piece of cake!
Luigi: WHAT?!
Peasley: Oh so now we're all here....
*All three teams are in the garden*
BAAAANG!! BAAAANG!! BAAAANG!!
Tiny: Is that a gong?
CRAAAASH!!!!
*The Robo-Brood appears*
Blooper: BLOOOP!!!
Luigi: WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Daisy: YIPPIE!!!
DING!!
Yellow Toad: Oh...I forgot to mention the Robo-Brood didn't I....well if you all want Lakitu to save you you better start singing!!
*The song begins with the contestants running from a Robo-Brood trying to stomp on them*
Peach: ♫We're singing as we're running!♫
Pauline: ♫While some are pushing and bumping!♫
Toadette: Out of my way!
Peasley: ♫Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!♫
Goomba and Yoshi: ♫We might just go ka-blooey!♫
Koopa and Lemmy: ♫Get smushed and become chewy!♫
Everyone: ♫'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!♫
Wario: ♫Billionaire!♫
Koopa: ♫Mario Tennis champion!♫
Daisy: ♫Make it home to see my Shy Guy!♫
Birdo: ♫Marry Yoshi!♫
Syrup: ♫Catch a bandit!♫
Flurrie: ♫Be an actress in a drama!♫
Toadette: ♫Mushroom Kingdom lawyer!♫
Bowser: ♫Mario Party destroyer!♫
Lemmy: ♫Be a Ninji with throwing stars!♫
Pealsley: ♫Piranha Plant tamer!♫
Mario: ♫New power-up namer!♫
Rosalina: ♫Travel from here to Mars!♫
Goomba: ♫But first we must be cease flattening, our goal here would be challenging!♫
Daisy: *gets kicked by the Robo-brood into the sky* ♫Before we smash into the ground from the sky!♫
Boo: ♫Flat into little pieces!♫
Koopa: ♫Heads merged with our feet-ses!♫
Mona: ♫That would really suck and here's why!♫
Tiny: ♫We'd like to keep on living!♫
Blooper: ♫Bloo Bloo Bloop Bloop!♫
Everyone: ♫'Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!♫
Yoshi: Yeah!
Pauline: Now where's Lakitu?!
Peach: Who cares! Grab a jizo and let's get out of here!
*All teams run away from the garden*
*At the finish line*
Pauline: *Places her team's jizo statue on their podium* Yes! Economy here I come!
Peach: Alright! *High fives Shokora*
Yoshi: At least we're ahead of the other team!
Bowser: Let's do this! *starts running with the statue in hand*
Flurrie: We're too far away!
Tiny: We're gonna lose again!
Blooper: Bloo...
Toadette: Look There's Starlow! We can still win 2nd! *Throws jizo statue* Heads up Starlow!!
Starlow: *Staring at the coulds*
*Team Powerstar's jizo statue smashes on the floor*
Starlow: Huh?....Oh I found my team!
Bowser: BOOM!! *Places statue on his team's podium*
Dimentio: You did it Bowser!
Lemmy: No elimination for us!
Yellow Toad: A congratulations goes to Team Damsels in Success! As for Team Powerstar...you're sending someone home! See you all in the elimination room!
Pauline: I can't believe my strategizing of splitting up made us win!
Candy: No it wasn't!
Peach: Yeah besides Starlow was the one who told me where the garden was!
Toadette: SHE WHAT?!!
Peach: Oops...
Starlow: Uh oh....
*All contestants are now back on the plane*
Toadette: I know we're in an alliance and all...but now would be a very good chance to get rid of someone who tends to annoy me on a day to day basis. That someone is you!
Starlow: Look I know I messed up today but you have to give me a chance! Those clouds were too distracting! Toadette please!
Toadette: I'll give you a chance...but good luck convincing the others!
Starlow: Awww....*sighs*
*Elimination Ceremony*
Yellow Toad: It's VOTE TIME! Up in the loser class bathroom you'll each find 8 passports! Stamp the passport of the player you want to send home! Got it!
*Inside the loser class bathroom:*
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Boo: I wish I didn't have to do this... *Stamps passport*
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Toadette: You had this coming! *Stamps Starlow's passport*
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Blooper: BLOOP!! *Stamps the broken jizo statue*
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Tiny: *Confused between two passports: Toadette's and Starlow's*
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Luigi: *Stamps passport*
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Rosalina: May the stars be in your favor... *Stamps passport*
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Starlow: Traitor! I hate you! *Stamps herself (not her passport literally herself)*
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Flurrie: Sorry girl but... *Stamps passport*
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Yellow Toad: *Holding 8 passport* Those staying in the game will receive inflight snacks! A bag of Super Nuts! If you don't get one...you'll be taking the Drop of Shame! *Opens the exit* The following players are safe: Tiny, Flurrie, and Blooper! *Throws the inflight snacks*
Tiny: Yes! *catches*
Flurrie: *catches* Yeah that's what I'm talking about!
Blooper: Bloop! Bloop! *Catches*
Yellow Toad: Rosalina, Boo, and Luigi! *Throws*
Luigi: *Gets hit in the face* Owie!!
Rosalina: That's fantastic! *Starts clapping and the bag falls to the floor*
Boo: Alright! *the bag goes through her*
Yellow Toad: And the final bag goes to....
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Yellow Toad: Star-
Starlow: Wait!! I was the one who caused my team to lose! So it should be me that takes the fall! Toadette...I'm sorry I failed...with our alliance we could have dominated...goodbye everyone! *Jumps out of the plane* AHHHHH!!!!!
Yellow Toad: She can float right? She forgot her parachute...
Toadette: You were all gonna eliminate me?!
*Everyone begins to whistle or look away*
Toadette: UGH!! I can't stand any of you!!
*The episode begins to close*
Yellow Toad: That's a goodbye to Bowser's Kingdom! Where will our destination be next?! Will Team Powerstar ever manage to get rid of Toadette? Will Peach be able to keep Shokora away from Wario? All these question and many more to come! On the next episode of Total Mario WOOOOORLD Tour!!
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