*On a runway in Sunshine Airport*
Yellow Toad: Before we begin today's scheduled episode, we should take a moment to discuss our features included within this aircraft! Safety is an important protocol so keep those seatbelts fastened! There is only one exit for those who become eliminated and that is the Drop of Shame! As we explore the globe make sure to become accustomed to the locals! And don't forget to sing when told to do so or else you will face automatic disqualification! Upon arriving to the final destination we will have a final battle between two fortunate contestants...which only the victor will be able to receive 10 MILLION COINS!! So put away the luggage and prepare yourself for a flight of a lifetime! RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. ON TOTAL MARIO WOOOOORLD TOUR!!

*Intro plays*

*The episode opens in the Birabuto Kingdom in Sarasaland with the sun up high and multiple contestants being fazed by the heat*

*Three mats are placed on the ground with Team Damsels in Success being Red, Team Super Duper Daisy being Blue and Team Powerstar being Yellow*

Daisy: Look everyone! Mats with team colors!

Goomba- *Sarcastically* Wow! I've never seen such a sighting before! It's so magnificent!

Dimentio: Why is our mat blue? Isn't Daisy's signature color orange?

Flurrie: That's because Team Powerstar is yellow! Which is similar to orange.

Pauline: Can we stop talking about the mats and get on the the show?!

Peach: Yeah...it feels like a thousand degrees out here...it's no question to why I never visit Daisy...

Shokora: I thought you never visited her because she was crazy.

Peach: That too.

Peasley: It's also no question to why you haven't repayed the Beanbean Kingdom either...

Peach: Hey! Our kingdoms had a deal!

Birdo: Speaking of deals how does everyone feel about me and Yoshi being the next top couple this season?

Mona: *chuckles* What are you talking about?

Birdo: Well seeing as how you and Koopa were last season's top couple I figured Yoshi and me could have a shot!

Mona: *Begins to mess her words up* We-I'm not-we're not a couple....

Birdo: I figured I should know a lot about what Yoshi likes! *Whispers* I recently found out that he likes to sleep with a teddy bear...

Goomba- And how do you know this?

Birdo: I have my ways...hehehe....

Goomba: *Sarcastically* Oooh so mysterious and not stalkery at all!

BAAANG!!!

Yellow Toad: *Sitting on a throne* I'm not sure about you all but I am loving Sarasaland!

Wario: C'mon man! Stop messing around!

Yellow Toad: And you all wanna know the best part about this? The fact that I can watch all of you run around like tiny little spinies in the sand. Speaking of which it's time for today's second challenge!

Flurrie: Where's the challenge?

Yellow Toad: Allow me to finish! On the colored mats you will all find your team's prize for the previous challenge! Each prize has its advantages for avoiding spinies being thrown at you! Team Powerstar you get Poochy! Team Super Duper Daisy you get helmets, and Team Damsels in Success you get catching mitts.

Flurrie: Hold on just a sec! We won 1st last time and all we get is a dog?! They get catching mitts and helmets?! How is this fair?!

Yoshi: Hey! That dog's name is Poochy! And if you would have known he can stand on spikes and spinies!

Yellow Toad: Correct you are Yoshi!

Birdo: Oh Yoshi! So intelligent!

Goomba: Thanks for helping out the other team!

Bowser: Not cool Yoshi!

Yoshi: Oops...

Yellow Toad: As I was saying...you will all jump across Stone-Eyes over this spike coved abyss! Teams must manage to bring their rewards across as well as have the most members from your team make it across! Now as you jump across be aware that Lakitu will be throwing spinies at you! Use your prizes to help you through! Oh and try not to let the spinies bite! You all have 5 minutes to strategize!

Pauline: Listen up ladies! As you're jumping across, try to catch spinies and throw them at the other teams!

Shokora: How do we do that?

Candy: Duh! With out catching mitts!

Koopa: Hey Mona I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get a drink or something after the challenge?

Mona: I appreciate it and all but I have a game to win

Koopa: Oh...maybe some other time then...

Candy: Wait Koopa! Do you hear that?

Koopa: What?

Candy: It's the sound of humiliation!!

*Candy, Syrup, and Pauline start laughing*

Mario: Not cool you guys.

Peach: Yeah leave him alone guys!

*Confessional*
Mona: I came in second last season! It was all because I decided to become distracted with pure nonsense! I am not letting that happen again!
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Koopa: She'll fall for me someday...in the meantime I can just be there for her!
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Peasley: We may not have the strongest or smartest competitors but we have each other! And together we shall be unstoppable! And we will all triumph! Now put on those helmets and protect yourself!

Yoshi: Yeah!!

Lemmy: Whoo!

Goomba: Alright!

Dry Bones: Let's do this!

Wario: WAAAH!

Bowser: *Starts clapping*

Daisy: ....

*Confessional*
Daisy: I am not amused with Peasley! I was before but not anymore! Now way! Not after he just stole my team away from me! Uh hello! It's Team Super Duper Daisy! Not Super Duper Peasley! Gross!
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Luigi: Whose a good boy? You are! Yes you are!

Boo: What are you doing?

Flurrie: Stop messing around Luigi!

Luigi: I'm just playing with him! Besides I already taught him some tricks! *Picks up stick* Fetch Poochy! *Throws stick at Toad*

Toad: *Catches stick*

Poochy: Grrrr....

Blooper: Bloop bloop....

Poochy: BAAARK!! *Jumps onto Toad and starts hurting him*

Toad: AHHHHH!!!

Starlow: Luigi make him stop!

Luigi: I don't know how!

Toadette: Hahaha!!! This is the best!!!

Rosalina: *Snaps finger* YOU ARE NOW AT PEACE WITH NATURE! *Points At Poochy*

*Poochy stops attacking Toad and instead sits down*

Starlow: That was amazing Rosalina!

Rosalina: It was nothing really...the Poochy sensed something off about Toad...sort of like the dark magic we encountered back in the cave-

Toadette: Here we go again with the dark magic! Enough Rosalina! If you recall you did almost cause us to lose!

Rosalina: You have no idea what you are speaking about!

*Confessional*
Boo: Look Dry Bones...I was not falling for Peasley! Maybe at first but I am so over him! Besides you still haven't tried talking to me since we got here!
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Yellow Toad: Alright! It's time to start jumping! Lakitu!

Lakitu: Yes?

Yellow Toad Get your spinies ready...things are about to get more hurtful...

Pauline: *Whispers* Now remember catch and throw!

Team Damsels in Success: Got it!

Yellow Toad: You all may want to start jumping! Oh and here's one more thing!

DING!!

Yellow Toad: This is more of a favor! The singing will calm the spinies down as you make your way across! So sing away to save your life! Or you know...don't and potentially get eaten but a definite elimination! So get to it!

Daisy: Alright! Another musical number!

Peasley: ♫Mm, mmm. Spinies, what'cha swarmin' for?♫

Peach: ♫We don't mean to bug you!♫

Syrup: ♫Please let us jump across the platform!♫

Tiny: ♫These Spinies are getting killy!♫

Luigi: ♫Just bop 'em on the shell! I learned that in Waddlewing Boys, it vanquishes and expels!♫

Toad: Fetch Poochy! *Throws a Spiny down the abyss*

*Poochy jumps after it*

Toad: No!

Peasley: ♫It's jumpin' time!♫

Pauline: ♫Vanquishin'! Vanquishin'!♫ *Throws Spiny at Peasley*

Everyone: ♫Spiny season!♫

Luigi: ♫It's jumpin' time!♫

Everyone else: ♫Spinies! Spinies!♫

Luigi: *Loses his footing and almost falls but is caught by Blooper* ♫Tell me I'm not fallin'!♫

Blooper: ♫Bloop Bloop!♫

Koopa: ♫Yeah, it's jumpin' time!♫

Team Powerstar: ♫Fallin' in, fallin' in!♫ *Singing as they attempt to help Luigi*

Everyone: ♫Spiny season!♫

Peasley: ♫It's jumpin' time!♫

Everyone else: ♫Jumpin' time! Jumpin' time!♫

Candy: ♫'Till the Damsels...♫

Team Damsels in Success: ♫Wiiiiiiiiiin! Yeah!♫

Pauline: Come on Team Damsels! We're in the lead! *Catches Spiny and throws it at Peasley*

Syrup: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!

Pauline: Calm down Captain shouts a lot.

Syrup: I do not shout a lot!

*Confessional*
Syrup: Who does she think she is?!
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Pauline: Remember! Catch and throw! Catch and throw!

Peach: We get it Pauline!

Pauline: Well I don't see you doing much catching! Let alone throwing!

Mario: She's trying her best!

Shokora: Can we just finish the challenge without having to argue?

Mario, Peach, and Pauline: NO!!

*Confessional*
Shokora: ....Tough crowd...
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Peasley: Come on men! We can do this!

Wario: Wario does not listen to others! *Spiny is about to hit him but he catches it with his mouth and eats it*

Bowser: Wait for me!!

Dimentio: *Snaps finger and teleports two steps ahead of him and continues to do so to get across*

Yoshi: *Flutter jumping* Woah...look at him...

Lemmy: *Easily able to jump as he jumps on bouncy balls* This challenge must be easy for him huh...

Dry Bone: *Having trouble to keep his bones together* It's not easy for you?

Lemmy: It's alright.

*Confessional*
Lemmy: Bouncing on my explodable bouncy balls while battling Mario has really helped through with this challenge!
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Dimentio: I'm glad that there are some people on my team who are active...and others...like Bowser do have some trouble....
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Boo: Once again I'll just float through the rest of the race...

Starlow: I'll join you!

Flurrie: Same here!

Blooper: Bloop!!

Boo: Sure you can join us!

Rosalina: I'll just teleport! *Waves her wand and teleports*

Tiny: Wait don't leave me behind with Toadette! *Quickly tries to catch up to her friends*

*Confessional*
Toadette: Just great! Turns out that my entire team can float! And now who gets left behind? Me! And fungus for brains but I'm sure they eliminate Toad before me!
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Toad: Look guys! I got on this block!

Luigi: That's great! Throw spinies at the other team!

Toad: Uh...*Throws Spiny at Toadette*

Toadette: NOOO!!! *Falls down into the abyss*

Toad: This is fun! *Aims at Luigi*

Luigi: Uh oh...

Yellow Toad: Lakitu! Why don't I see more contestants getting hurt?!

Lakitu: Sorry Yellow but they're too fast!

Yellow Toad: Just go mess with Team Super Daisy!

Peasley: *Blocking spinies that are being thrown by Pauline* Come on guys!

Daisy: *Doing backflips* Daisy for the win!!

Peasley: That's great Daisy!

Daisy: Stop trying to flirt with me!! *Hits am approaching Spiny as if it were a volleyball*

Peasley: .....what?....

Dimentio: *Still teleporting* Did she just hit the Spiny with her bare hands?

Peasley: Let's not talk about it...

Lakitu: TAKE THIS!!!

Yoshi: Ouch!! AHHH!! *Before he can fall he sticks his tongue and catches Dry Bones*

Dry Bones: AHHH!!!

*Both Yoshi and Dry Bones fall*

Lakitu: You're next!

Lemmy: Uh oh...

*At the finish line*

*Team Damsels in Success*

Pauline: YES!! FIRST!!!

Mona: Good game Pauline!

Pauline: Whatever second place.

Mona: *Gasps*

*Confessional*
Mona: Is that my nickname now?! Second place!!
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Mario: Uh...have any of you girls seen Peach?

Syrup: I saw her! Shokora fell into the abyss and grabbed onto Peach. They both fell in.

Pauline: Just great! If we lose it'll be all her fault!

Mario: I'm going back for her!

Pauline: Oh no you don't! We are not losing because of you!

Birdo: Team! I finally caught up to you! I need your help! Yoshi fell into the abyss! *Extends her arms outward*

Candy: *Jumps on the ledge of the finish line* I'm here!! *Gets pushes by Birdo and falls into the abyss* AHHHHH!!!!!

Pauline: Thanks a lot Birdo!!

Mario: Where's Koopa?

Mona: He also fell...

Pauline: So there's just five of us here?!

Yellow Toad: Better hope that the other teams have less people at the finish line.

Pauline: UGH!!!

*Team Super Duper Daisy*

Dimentio: *Teleports in the finish line*

Peasley: *Jumps and lands on the finish line* Where are the others?

Daisy: I'm here!!

Yellow Toad: Is this everyone on your team?

Peasley: Seems like it...

Toad: First one on my team! Yes!

Yellow Toad: It seems like everyone from their team that was able to make it is here! Now Team Damsels in Success you get first place and get to spend the night in first class!

Mario and Syrup: Alright!

Mona: Yeah!!

Birdo: Go team!!

Pauline: Yes! In your face Peasley!!

Peasley: *Ignores her and shrugs*

Yellow Toad: This means that second place goes to Team Super Duper Daisy!

Daisy: Go team me!!

Dimentio: .....

Peasley: Second place....*sighs*

Yellow Toad: Now Team Powerstar...third place is not good...but you will be safe if you brought your reward across!

Toad: About that...I lost Poochy...I also may have hit my entire team with Spinies....hehe...

Yellow Toad: Oh they are not gonna be happy about this then....hahaha!! Oh and Lakitu can you fish the others out of the abyss?

Lakitu: ....I guess....

*Elimination Ceremony (back on the plane)*

Yellow Toad: Team Powerstar you somehow managed to lose a dog, hurt your own teammates, and cause everyone on your team to hate you...oh wait that's just Toad! It's time to vote! Inside the loser class bathroom you will find 9 passports one for each of your teammates! Stamp the passport of the team member you want eliminated!

*Inside the loser class bathroom*
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Blooper: BLOOP!! *Stamps Toad's Passport*
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Toad: *Stamps Blooper's Passport with confidence*
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Luigi: *Stamps Toad's Passport multiple times*
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Flurrie: *Stamps Toad's Passport with anger*
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Toadette: *Struggling to stamp a passport as she's hurt*
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Tiny: *Stamps a passport*
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Rosalina: *Unsure of who's passport to stamp*
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Starlow: *Stamps Toadette's passport eagerly*
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Boo: *Stamps a passport*
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Yellow Toad: I've got the results of the votes in my hands! Those who stay in the game will receive inflight snacks! A bag of Super Nuts from M&L Super Stat Saga! The following players are safe! Flurrie, Tiny, and Luigi! *Throws inflight snacks at them*

Flurrie: *catches* Yes! Mama just got one step closer to winning!

Tiny: *catches* I'm still in the game!

Luigi: *catches* Mama mia!

Yellow Toad: Starlow, Rosalina, and Boo. *Throws inflight snacks*

Starlow: *catches* Hello! Yellow!

Rosalina: *Catches* Yippie!!

Boo: *The bag goes right through her* Alright!

Yellow Toad: And...Blooper!

Blooper: *Catches* Blooop!!

Yellow Toad: And the final inflight snack goes to.....

.......

.......

Yellow Toad: Wait...why am I being so suspenseful? We all know who it is. Toadette!

Toadette: Phew....

Toad: WHAT??!

Yellow Toad: Would you mind strapping this on? *throws parachute at Toad*

Toad: I can't believe you guys decided to eliminate me! *Lakitu pushes him out the exit*

Yellow Toad: Bye!

Toad: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yellow Toad: I can't wait to do that 26 more times! That's it for this episode! Join us next time for more action and drama on TOTAL MARIO WOOOOOORLD TOUR!!!!