Yellow Toad- Last time on Total Mario: Danger Island! The contestants had their patience tested! Even though the challenge was to avoid the Cooligans sliding on the ice, others wanted to avoid each other so they threw the challenge! The Hammering Hammer Bros. were the losers making Dixie the lucky loser to be shot out of the cannon! What else will we test in today's episode? Find out right here! Right now! On Total Mario: Danger Island!

*Intro Plays*

Team Blasting Bob-ombs in the mansion

Toadette- Alright listen up! This is a secret meeting for my secret alliance against Starlow!

Starlow- If it's secret and against me then why was I invited?

Toadette- We need the votes against you!

Starlow- Shouldn't you have kept this a secret from me?

Toadette- That's stupid! Starlow if you aren't gonna contribute then you can leave!

Daisy- Once Starlow is out can we eliminate Mona after?

Toadette- Shut it Daisy! Mona stays, Starlow leaves!

Luigi- Daisy we can't eliminate Mona, she's our best player.

Shy Guy- Merrr!!

Daisy- Hmph!

*Confessional*
Luigi- I don't really get why Daisy wants Mona gone so bad! Mona is the best player on the team! Heck I could even say in the competition!
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Mona- *Having a massage* Ahhh isn't this the life Tiny?

Tiny- I could always go for this again!

Kamek- Listen up ladies!

Mona- What is it Kamek?

Tiny- If you and BJ want a massage we are almost done.

Bowser Jr.- We didn't come here for a spa day! We came for a proposal!

Mona- What kind?

Kamek- You see Toadette and Starlow have been annoying us.

Bowser Jr.- Yeah to the point of keeping us from sleep!

Tiny- Where is this leading?

Kamek- We were thinking of eliminating either Toadette or Starlow at the next elimination ceremony.

Mona- But Toadette is a viable player! Sure she cheats but winning is her priority...

Tiny- Besides Starlow barely does anything...especially since she has no arms...

Bowser Jr.- Yeah but Toadette keeps bossing us around.

Kamek- How about we see where this challenge leads us...then we make our choice!

Mona and Tiny- Sounds like a plan!

Hammering Hammer Bros. cabin

Mario- Peach we need Bowser out of here stat!

Peach- Why?

Mario- I don't want to loose you again to that overgrown lizard...

Peach- But Mario...I'm not gonna let that happen again...

Mario- I hope so...

*Confessional*
Mario- I know I can trust Peach...it's that tub of lard Bowser that I can't trust! If I see him try and make a move on my Peach again he better hope he doesn't leave the competition next!!

Ludwig- I've been spying more and more each day...I see that there is tension between Mario and Bowser...and the other team is planning on voting Toadette out...I must change that plot! Toadette doesn't know this but she has caused multiple eliminations in the past...
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Yoshi- Is it just me or has it gotten a lot less annoying...

Dry Bones- Yeah with both Dixie and Honey Queen gone all the talking has gone down.

Koopa- *sighs*...

Dry Bones- What's up with you?

Koopa- Mona...

Yoshi- What about her?

Koopa- She only sees me as a friend...

Dry Bones- What do you expect she's human and you're a turtle...when's the last time you saw a koopa and human together?

Yoshi- Uhhh...Bowser and Peach were together for a while...

Bowser- Did somebody call?!

Koopa, Dry Bones, and Yoshi- Uhh....

Bowser- Come on guys it's me Bowser! You're buddy!

Koopa- Since when have you cared about us?

Yoshi- Yeah last I remember you were after Peach while the rest of us were like chop liver to you.

Dry Bones- Yeah you even forgot some of us who were your servants...

Bowser- Uhhh....

*Confessional*
Bowser- Okay maybe I don't have many friends left on the show...this might be my last episode...

Yoshi- Who does he think he is? He is aware that some of us are willing to be friends with those that try...
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Pauline- Uhhh....hello Boo!

Boo- Uh...what do you want?

Pauline- Seeing as you basically have no friends left...how about we form an alliance?

Boo- With you?...no chance...see you later Pauline...

Pauline- Ugh!

Roy- Great job Pauline, your alliance is going so well.

Pauline- Oh shut it you!

*Confessional*
Pauline- Ugh! It's like I'm desperate! Okay...maybe I am desperate...but only because I am one of the few players who are being targeted! I need alliances quick! Wait! That's it...

Boo- Is it really true...is there anyone on this team who is still my friend?...
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Pauline- Hey Bowser...

Bowser- Uh....Pauline is it?

Pauline- You know...Peach was dumb enough to have left you...

Bowser- Uh...what do you mean?

Pauline- You're a strong and really powerful ally and you were a really great boyfriend...

Bowser- Yeah I guess you're right! I am a powerful guy!

Pauline- My point exactly!

Bowser- Well see ya Pauline!

*Confessional*
Pauline- I've got this one in the bag!

Bowser- I can't believe Pauline reminded me of who I am!!

Ludwig- Smart of Pauline to bring his confidence up...I can't wait to see where this leads....mwhaha!
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Yellow Toad on intercom- Everyone meet on the east side of the island for the next challenge!

Everyone- Awww.....

Everyone is on the East side of the island

Pauline- Gross! What is this junkyard?!

Yellow Toad- Welcome to the outback!

Kamek- But the outback is in Australia...

Peach- And this looks more like a farm...

Yellow Toad- QUIET!! It's my island so I can name the locations whatever the heck I want!!

Toadette- Just get on with it!!

Yellow Toad- Fine! Today's challenge consist of Giant Goombas and riding them to the tippy top of Mt. Yellow Toad!

Daisy- Alright!!

Starlow- Is everything on this island named after you?

Yellow Toad- Yes...Now allow me to finish! Each of you will TRY to catch a giant goomba, once you've caught your goomba, ride it to the top of the mountain, whichever team manages to have all of their teammates up there will be granted as winners!

Toadette- *Rolls eyes* Greeeeeat another original challenge...

Starlow- Just do the challenge Toadette! I'm gonna fly all the way to the top.

Tiny- Alright Starlow good luck!

Toadette- At least she won't be annoying us!

Kamek- Now we just need to get rid of you...

Toadette- Shut it!

Mona- Hey Tiny! I've got your goomba!

Tiny- Alright!!

Mona- Let's ride!

Yellow Toad- Mona and Tiny are on their way to the top!

Pauline- Come on team! Chop chop! Get your butts on a goomba!!

Peach- I don't see you on a Goomba...

Bowser- Here Pauline! I caught this one just for you.

Peach- *Annoyed* What are you doing with her?

Bowser- Why do you care? You're with Mario...

Pauline- Yeah, besides we've got a challenge to win! Go goomba! Go!

Bowser- We ride!!

Mario- Uh what was that about?

Peach- She's playing him, just watch him be eliminated soon...

Mario- Come on let's get you a goomba.

Peach- Yeah...

*Confessional*
Peach- Bowser and Pauline together?...That's something you don't see everyday...

Mario- Why is she questioning who Bowser hangs out with?! Does she still care about him?...
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Luigi- Hey Shy Guy wanna come with me?

Shy Guy- Merr!!

Luigi- Well hop on!

*Confessional*
Luigi- You know I thought Shy Guy was out for Daisy...I was wrong...they are just best friends...
*

Roy- Hey Koopa!

Koopa- What do you want now Roy?

Roy- Give me your goomba!

Koopa- What?! No way!

Roy- Look you weakling! Refuse again and you're out of this island due to injury!

Koopa- *Sigh*...*jumps off goomba and gives it to Roy*

Roy- Thanks nerd! See you later! Bwahahaha!

Dry Bones- You can go with me Koopa!

Koopa- Thanks Dry Bones!

Yoshi- En garde!!

Dry Bones- Uhh...Yoshi we aren't fencing...

Yoshi- Oops!

Boo- Wait Dry Bones!...oh what's the point he left already...I'll just float to the top...

*Confessional*
Boo- Is he ignoring me on purpose?!

Dry Bones- You know I think Yoshi's advice on giving Boo her space is working!
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Kamek- Man this part of the stinking challenge is hard! Without my wand I'm useless...

Daisy- Hey Kamek jump on! We're going goomba-back riding!

Kamek- I'm probably gonna regret this...but since we're the last two left here...why not..

Daisy- Alright! Yee Haw!!

Kamek- Slow Down!!

*Confessional*
Kamek- I hope this isn't what I die from...
*

*Time Skip*

Yellow Toad- Alright campers on the Blasting Bob-ombs who have made it are: Mona, Tiny, Bowser Jr., Starlow, and Toadette have made it!

Toadette- Where are the others?!

Starlow- Should we go back for them?

Yellow Toad- No can do! No returning for lost players!

Mona- I hope they're okay...

Yellow Toad- Anyways...campers on the Hammering Hammer Bros. that have made it are: Pauline, Bowser, Ludwig, Roy, Boo, Peach, and Mario!

Pauline- Where are those three idiots?!

Roy- If Koopa isn't here in 5 minutes I'm gonna-*gets interrupted by Mona*

Mona- You're gonna what?

Roy- Stay out of my team's business Mona!

Mona- I would if you stopped being a jerk to Koopa!

Toadette- Mona stop! They are the enemy!

Pauline- Keep your Mona away then if that's so!

Starlow- Must we argue this way?

Everyone- Yes!

Yellow Toad- Things are getting feisty!

*Confessional*
Toadette- I'm not sure what Mona's deal is with the other team, but if she and Koopa are a thing then one of them has to go!

Roy- For some reason Mona continues to protect the little twerp...I need to get rid of him soon...
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???- Ahhhhhh!!!!

Daisy- I think I hear another girl screaming from another team!

Kamek- Uh...that was me...

Daisy- Oh...

*Confessional*
Kamek- Just so you all know, I do not scream like a girl...

Daisy- .....hahaha!!!
*

Yellow Toad- Yoshi and Dry Bones join your team...Shy Guy and Luigi join your team too.

Yoshi- Wait wasn't Koopa with you Dry Bones?

Dry Bones- Cr*p!

Pauline- Oh Koopa is so dead!

Mona- *Whispers* Oh...where is he?...

Koopa- Wait! I'm here!

Pauline- Took you long enough!

Yellow Toad- And the Hamm- *gets interrupted by Daisy and Kamek screaming*

Daisy- How do you stop these things!?

Mona- Just say whoa to him!

Kamek- Hurry!!

Daisy- Woah goomba!!

*The goomba comes to a halt unexpectedly and launches Kamek over the mountain cliff*

Kamek- AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Daisy- Oops...

Roy- Haha!! He screams like a girl!

Yellow Toad- Uh...medic! Now where was I...oh yes! The Hammering Hammer Bros. win!! They also get to spend a night in my mansion

Team Hammering Hammer Bros.- Yeah!!

Yellow Toad- See you Blasting Bob-ombs at elimination!

Toadette- Daisy you are so dead!

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*Elimination Ceremony*

Mona- *Whispers*Hey Bowser Jr., Tiny and me are planning on eliminating Toadette...

Bowser Jr.- Me too...I just need to tell Kamek but I'm not sure where he is...

Yellow Toad- Let's start the ceremony shall we?

Starlow- But where's Kamek?

Yellow Toad- Allow me to finish Starlow...there will be no elimination tonight!

Everyone- YAY!!

Toadette- What's the reasoning behind this?

Yellow Toad- Thanks to Daisy, Kamek is too injured to continue!!

*Kamek is brought out in multiple casts, bandages, and on a wheelchair*

Daisy- I am so sorry Kamek...

Kamek- *Mumbles something offensive*

Daisy- Uh...what?

Yellow Toad- Is anyone gonna miss him?

Bowser Jr.- I guess I will...

Yellow Toad- Time for the Cannon!

*At the cannon*

Yellow Toad- Any last words Kamek?

Kamek- ....

Yellow Toad- Oh right! You can't really talk! Well see ya!

BANG!!

Kamek- MMMMMM!!!!

Yellow Toad- Hmm...it's not as fun when you can't really hear them...well that's it for this episode! Join us next time on Total Mario: Danger Island!!