Monkey See, Monkey Freak Part 1
Flareon: Hello viewers! Yes! Summer is almost here in 1 day so WYNAUT start now? -laughs-
Vaporeon: Anyways, welcome back to this place we call the Underworld! Today, 8 new suckers will step onto this island and will claim this their home for 3 months!
Fluff: Yep. Since Flareon got no camera time, he is hosting this season! And just so he's not slacking off like the Snorlax he is, me and Vaporeon are his co-hosts.
Flareon: Hey! I'm not fat!
Vaporeon: You act like it. Anyways, let's meet the first 4 newbies that are on the Yacht right now!
-boat arrives-
Flareon: Fracture! Who is a boy!
Fracture: 'sup.
Vaporeon: Fennekin, a girl!
Fennekin: I KNOW I'M NOT ON THIS ISLAND WITH THIS -BLEEP-. -points to Tepig-
Tepig: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT CALLING ME A -BLEEP-!
Fluff: Tepig, who is a boy.
Cacnea: Oh god, you act like an old couple.
Fennekin and Tepig: BECAUSE WE ARE!
Flareon: Cacnea who is a girl!
-they all dock-
Vaporeon: Hello new campers!
Fracture: Hi.
Cacnea: Hello!
The Old Couple: -glaring at each other-
Fluff: Well, the Yacht is arriving again with the others. -points and the boat arrives-
Vaporeon: The 4 next new campers! We have Inkay, a crazy girl!
Inkay: Wanna watch me lick my eye? -tries-
Fluff: Yikes. We have Bonsly, a girl.
Bonsly: H-Hi..
Flareon: Wow this is ONYX-pected! It's Snorlax!
Snorlax: Hi. -starts to wave then stops at 1 second- Ah, my hand needs rest.
Vaporeon: Lastly, Elekid! An energetic boy!
Elekid: Come on, get energetic.
-boat docks and they get off-
Snorlax: -stands and walks over-
Inkay: -runs into Snorlax- Woah, what's up Big S! Nice squishy belly!
Snorlax: -blushes- Thanks.
Elekid: Place seems cool.
Bonsly: Uh, I'm scared to get off..
Snorlax: I'll catch you. -opens up arms for belly lamding-
Bonsly: -jumps and lands- Thanks.
Flareon: Alright, everyone follow me!
-at The Beach-
Vaporeon: Everyone sit on a beach chair. -everyone sits- Well, this isn't Oldies vs Newbies for no reason. Well, we are the Oldies? Well, let's bring out them out!
-all campers Oooooo and Ooohhhh as the camera focused on the ocean-
Elekid: Oh crap.
-Glaceon, Noctowl, Ekans, Staryu, and Bulbasaur emerge from the ocean and take a breath-
Cacnea: -looks and squints- Is that Glaceon?
Snorlax: Holy crap it's Noctowl!
Inkay: I don't know who these Pokemon are!
Bonsly: They seem scary...
Fracture: Glaceon, Ekans, Staryu, and Bulbasaur? The Pre-Merges?
-they arrive on the beach-
Noctowl: It's good to be back. Espically as the only Merger.
Glaceon: You ruined my plan so you wouldn't be now, -beep-.
Ekans: Atleast I didn't get the float of shame from Noctowl! -laughs-
Bulbasaur: Burned!
Staryu: I hope not to be eliminated first. I'm just gonna be a no gender since being a girl didn't work.
Fluff: That's right. These 4 pre-merges and 1 merger will be battling for Redemption. But more importantly, there can't only be 5 returners.
-everyone mumbles-
Vaporeon: You'll find out later. Oldies, give the newbies a tour of the Island.
-in Cabin A-
Snorlax: You know, I'm already liking the place Inkay. I thought it was trashy at first.
Inkay: -bouncing on Snorlax's bed- Yeah! I'm even more happy we get to share a bed!
-confessional-
Snorlax: First confession. So I just talk about things?
Oh okay, well I see me and Inkay being friends in the game. She's really cool.
Inkay: Is this thing on? Oh, it is. -laughs-
Big S is really cool and fluffy! I have a pillow for the night! I wanna see me lick my arm?
-end-
Fracture: -enters- Hey. -puts bag where Bonsly is sitting- I guess we are sharing a bed.
Bonsly: C-cool..
-confessional-
Bonsly: -pacing around-
OMG, my first encounter with a boy that isn't my dad. Oh god, oh god.
Okay Bonsly, no freaking out just be cool with it.. -freaks out more- AHHHHH!
Fracture: I don't know what Bonsly is scared about.
I don't bite like other dragons. -winks- m
-in Cabin B-
Elekid: I can't believe we are playing with vets.
Cacnea: I know, scary..
Tepig: It's worst that this -beep is here. -points to Fennekin-
Fennekin: -rolls eyes-
-confessional-
Fennekin: Ugh! Why is he here?!
I don't ever wanna see Tepig again and I will make sure he is gone!
-end-
Flareon: -on mega phone- Everyone! To the Bonfire! The vets can show the way!
-at the good ol' Bonfire the campers are greeted with a wall with their pictures-
Glaceon: Oooh, I look better than all of you!
Noctowl: Don't make me throw you back in.
Snorlax: It's like a wall of Memory!
Flareon: That's because it is! Welcome to the Memory Wall!
Bulbasaur: What are the 3 question marks for and why are the 16 seats and not 13?
Vaporeon: Everyone sit! -all sit- Well, we don't want just 5 vets on the team, so we brought back their rivals!
Glaceon: Well, Noctowl is already here so..
Fluff: Well you've had more. Meet Glaceon's rival, Sylveon!
Glaceon: OH NO! THAT IRRELEVANT GIRL?
Sylveon: Yep, I'm back ugly. -giggles-
-confessional-
Glaceon: I KNOW SHE DIDN'T CALL ME, THE QUEEN, UGLY.
SHE BETTER WATCH THAT MOUTH OR ELSE IT'LL BE SEASON 1 ALL OVER.
Sylveon: Mhm, I called her ugly and?
She is ugly and a scheming cry baby.
-end-
Flareon: Welcome Noctowl's and Ekan's rival, Haxourous!
Ekans: Nope!
Noctowl: Nope. -gets up and walks away- NOPE!
Haxourous: Haha, second boot is back.
-confessional (Noctowl and Ekans do duo confessionals)-
Noctowl: I'm not dealing with him this season. Nope.
Ekans: -pats- Same here, same here.
-end-
Vaporeon: The last rival is for Staryu and Bulbasaur, Hawlucha!
Bulbasaur: OH -BLEEP- NO!
Staryu: No! He got me eliminated!
Hawlucha: Hi. -fixes glasses-
-pauses-
Jolteon: Wow. That was a crazy first episide. Who will be eliminated? To be continued...
Wow. What a crazy first episode! I'm happy to be back and writing! Well, time to shoutout! __Glaceon__ PichuFan PinkNinjaJediIzzy05 Howler176 eeveefan55 Flareon-San LittleLitten11 thefiveanimals TheTheoryFroakie insaneUmbreon461 and JusARandomGirl and many more! Thanks! Next episode should be out tomorrow! Bye jolts and new jolts!
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