Herobrine stood ashore the netherrack island in the Nether. The lava sea was next to him.

"Welcome back, to another season of Total Drama!" he announced. "If you saw last season you most likely know how this works. And I'm assuming you did, because you were supposed to. So anyway, let's meet the contestants!"

A fire resistant boat pulled up in the lava sea. On it, was an Enderman.

"First up is Endie!" Herobrine said as the Enderman stepped ashore.

"Glad to be back," Endie said. "I guess," he muttered under his breath.

"Next is Blaise!" Herobrine said, ignoring Endie as the Blaze hovered off her boat.

"I know I had some...anger management issues last season," Blaise said. "But I took anger management classes since then! I'm totally fine now, I promise!"

"Wow. That's a shocker," Herobrine stated. "Anyway, here comes Zombee, last season's winner!"

The Zombie tripped off his boat. "Back for another million!" he said as he got up.

"Next is Spidey!" Herobrine announced.

The Spider leapt off his boat. "Woohoo!" he exclaimed because the author couldn't think of anything for him to say.

"And here's Skelly!" Herobrine added as the Skeleton arrived.

"Skelly!" Spidey called.

"Spidey!" Skelly called back.

The two ran towards each other on the netherrack beach just like in movies. Before they got to each other, however, Herobrine teleported between them, and they skidded to a stop.

"Save the bromance for later, I gotta get through seventeen more contestants," he snapped. Spidey and Skelly went to stand with the others.

"Next up is Joe!" Herobrine announced.

The boat wasn't close to the shore yet, but Joe saw them and decided to swim towards them. He jumped into the lava and started flailing around because he was on fire. Then, he died.

Herobrine sighed and snapped his fingers. The Villager appeared next to him, healthy as ever.

"Hey guys! So happy to be back!" Joe exclaimed happily. "Man, that water is hot! It's like a giant hot tub! One time, I was in a hot tub, and--"

"We don't care," Herobrine interrupted. "Here comes Ron!"

The iron golem stepped off his boat. "Can't wait till my baby gets here," he said.

"Okay, ew," Herobrine commented. "Here she is, though."

The snow golem stepped off her boat. "Ron!" she called.

"Sno!" he called back. They started doing the exact same thing Skelly and Spidey did.

Herobrine snapped his fingers and the two appeared next to each other. They blinked, then hugged.

"I missed you," Sno whispered.

"I missed you too," Ron whispered back.

"Ugh," Herobrine said. "Anyway, here's Cavell!"

The Cave Spider hopped off his boat, almost falling into the lava. He didn't need the body cast anymore; he had healed completely since falling off the Spleef tower.

"NO I DON'T NEED HELP!" Cavell yelled before anyone said anything.

"Oh, I missed you too," Herobrine replied sarcastically. "Next up is Silvester."

The Silverfish jumped off his boat. "Hey guys," he said anxiously. He was still a shy little guy.

"Hey Silvester!" Endie called. The Silverfish slithered over to his buddy.

"Here comes Agatha!" Herobrine said.

The Witch got off her boat. "Planning on staying longer this season," she muttered.

"Same here man!" Joe yelled.

"That's a woman," Zombee whispered to him.

"Really?" Joe asked.

"And here's Witton!" Herobrine interrupted.

The Wither Skeleton stepped off his boat silently. He stood with the other contestants, still not saying a word.

"I wonder if he can speak," Herobrine mumbled. "Ah well. Look, it's Mag!"

The Magma Cube hopped off her boat. "Hi guys!" she greeted.

"And next is Creep!" Herobrine announced.

The Creeper stepped off his boat. "Sup guys," he said nervously. He had made everyone pretty angry at him last season.

Skelly and Spidey just started at him angrily.

"And here is Zupay!" Herobrine called.

Everyone gasped as the evil Zombie Villager glared at them as his boat arrived, a wave of fire behind him.

"This time, I'm gonna win," he said menacingly.

"Oh come on, you gave away the ending!" Joe whined.

"No, he..." Endie trailed off, not wanting to explain to the idiot.

"Next up is Ender!" Herobrine said.

The baby Ender Dragon flew off his boat. "I'm back!" he announced.

"No dip," Zupay said dryly.

"And here comes Mucus!" Herobrine called out.

The Slime hopped off his boat. "Hey everyone! Hey Mag!" he exclaimed.

"Hi Mucus!" Mag replied happily.

"And look, it's Kat!" Herobrine announced.

The Ghast flew off of her boat. "Aw man, my family is gonna hate me if I lose this one," she whined.

"Next up, is Zombieswine!" Herobrine said.

The Zombie Pigman stepped off of his boat. "You're all in my territory now," he growled. "I'm gonna win this."

"Now it's time for our first new contestant, Mite!" Herobrine announced.

Another boat pulled up, seemingly empty. Then, a very small shape jumped up and landed on the shore. It was an Endermite.

"Hi everyone," she greeted casually. "Hope I don't seem too weird because I'm new."

"No, you're totally fine!" Blaise called out.

"Blaise is nice?" Mag whispered.

"I know, right?" Endie whispered back.

"And here comes Victoria!" Herobrine said.

A Guardian hopped off of her boat. She looked around at everyone, breathing heavily through her mouth. "H-h-hi guys," she stuttered.

"Now that," Zupay started. "Is weird."

Victoria just stared at him.

"Our last contestant, is Ian!" Herobrine announced.

The last boat pulled up, carrying an Elder Guardian. He hopped ashore.

"I am so looking forward to this," he said, his tone dripping with sarcasm.

"Well that was rude," Herobrine stated. "Anyway, now it's--"

"Hold up!" a voice called.

The nineteen old contestants gasped as everyone looked to their left, where a three headed figure was flying towards them across the lava sea.

Wither.

"What are you doing here?" Ender asked angrily.

"I want to know why I wasn't invited to come back for the second season," Jerry, the middle head, said to Herobrine.

"I don't know, maybe because you tried to destroy the world last season," Herobrine replied.

"So?!" Larry protested.

"Get off my island," Herobrine ordered.

"Fine! But don't worry. We'll be back..." Jerry muttered as they flew away.

"Sorry about that, folks," Herobrine said. "Now, let's make our teams. The two teams this season will be known as the Killer Chickens and the Screaming Pigs. On the Killer Chickens will be:

"Zombieswine, Silvester, Witton, Ender, Cavell, Ian, Endie, Skelly, Blaise, Mucus, and Mag!"

The eleven mobs that were called stood to one side. Herobrine spoke. "That means the Screaming Pigs will be:

"Zombee, Agatha, Ron, Creep, Victoria, Sno, Zupay, Spidey, Joe, Kat, and Mite!"

The other eleven mobs walked to the other side.

"What will happen next week, when the first challenge occurs? Who will be eliminated first? And will Wither really be back? Find out next time, on Total Drama Nether!" Herobrine said.

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