Killer Creepers (11): Ory, Wooly, Cluck, Ech, Stella, Wilbur, Sherry, Cean, Tic Tac, Jack, Pola

Screaming Zombies (11): Jamey, Kain, Moolissa, Jesse, Chloe, Porky, Haylee, Cocoa, Mooshie, Colton, Lloyd

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Wooly's Confessional (KC)

"Yep. Back for another season. If I win this time, I'm hiding the money from my mom."

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Moolissa's Confessional (SZ)

"Cocoa and I started dating after he lost  the finale of Total Drama Biome Tour. And now we're on the same team! I'm so glad Jack isn't on it with us."

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Stella's Confessional (KC)

"Pola seems really shy. Maybe I should become her friend."

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Porky and Mooshie's Confessional (SZ)

Porky oinked something to Mooshie. He mooed something back. They turned to look at the camera, then exited the outhouse quickly.

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Pola's Confessional (KC)

"I'm not good at talking to other people. It's my biggest weakness. I want to be their friend, but I physically can't do it. I'm just here to win the million emeralds."

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Lloyd's Confessional (SZ)

"Dude, this outhouse stinks! Awwwesome. Anyway, I'm just here to chill, really. Just wanna get away from the fam. And if I win, hey, that's a free million emeralds."

~~~

"Time for the first challenge!" Herobrine announced. "Follow this path to the clearing. Meet me there in a few minutes." He disappeared.

The mobs started to follow the path.

Ory hopped along first, cheerfully humming to herself. She saw Cluck and hopped over to her.

"Hi, Cluck! Looks like we're on the same team!" Ory exclaimed.

Cluck nodded without a word.

"Well, wanna be friends?" Ory asked.

"As long as you use my preferred pronouns," Cluck replied.

"And what might those be?"

Cluck sighed. "Nobody understands." She sped up to get past Ory.

Ory's ears drooped. "Was it something I said?" she wondered.

***

Wooly was walking along the rocks on the edge of the path.

"Woolington! Stay on the path!" Sherry ordered. "You're going to hurt yourself!"

"No I won't, mom," Wooly groaned. He continued to walk along the rocks, despite his mother's protests.

"Listen to your mom, or you wool fall," Wilbur chuckled.

"I don't get it," Sherry replied.

Wilbur sighed.

Jack walked past Sherry, and she moved to the other side of the path to be as far from him as possible. Jack noticed this and rolled his eyes.

***

Cean and Ech hopped/flew alongside each other.

"How far do you think we'll make it this time?" Cean asked.

Ech shrugged. "Hopefully I win."

"Or I do," Cean pointed out.

Ech didn't reply to that. Cean narrowed his eyes.

***

"Why am I even here?" Tic Tac groaned. "There's no signal, and I can't even post any selfies on Mobstagram!"

Nobody paid any attention to her.

Pola was walking quietly by herself. She kept her distance from everyone, and always looked downwards.

Stella sidled up next to her. Even though she was much smaller than Pola, she felt much bigger because of the way the polar bear acted.

"Hi. I'm Stella."

Pola glanced at her, then looked away shyly. "Pola."

"You don't have to be shy around us," Stella said. "Sure, some of us are mean, but we're not gonna humiliate you."

As she said this, Porky and Mooshie ran very fast in a circle around Colton just ahead of them. The poor mule grew dizzy and fell to the ground. Porky and Mooshie high fived with their heads and ran away quickly.

"Okay, some mobs might. But you're safe around me," Stella said.

Pola nodded, but didn't respond.

Stella sighed. This would be harder than she thought.

***

Colton stood up, wobbling. He watched Porky and Mooshie run away, going very fast.

"That doesn't look possible," Colton murmured.

"Wow! He's clumsy and he talks to himself!" a female voice from nearby said.

"What a shame that he has to represent his family here," a male voice added.

Colton turned around to see Jamey and Jesse laughing at him. His cheeks flushed, and he quickened his pace to get away from them.

"Was it something we said?" Jamey asked with feigned innocence.

"I think he's just dumb," Jesse replied with a laugh.

"Leave him alone," Kain spoke up from behind them.

"And why should we listen to an untamed dog?" Jamey asked.

"Because this 'untamed dog' will hurt you," Kain growled.

"Oh no, I'm so afraid," Jesse faked a scared voice.

Kain rolled his eyes.

Chloe watched all this from the side, too afraid to say anything.

***

"Hey Cocoa," Moolissa said.

"Hi," Cocoa replied.

"I love you."

"I love you too."

"Y'all are so cute. I wish I had a man like that," Haylee interrupted their conversation.

"I know, he's the best," Moolissa swooned.

Cocoa smiled. "No, she's the best."

"You know what else is the best?" Lloyd spoke up. "Energy drinks, man."

Cocoa and Moolissa stared at him.

"What? They're great for soothing the mind, body, and soul," Lloyd added.

"I don't think that's how energy drinks are supposed to work," Cocoa replied.

Lloyd shrugged.

***

The twenty two contestants arrived at a clearing. There were two cabins, one made of mostly wood, and another made entirely of cobblestone.

"Oh my gosh! This is the cabin Endie built in episode eight of Total Drama Minecraft!" Wooly squealed, running up to the cabin.

"Fangirl," Jack said in between coughs.

Suddenly, a hissing noise was heard from both cabins.

"WOOLINGTON! GET AWAY FROM THERE!" Sherry screamed.

Wooly turned around, confused. He didn't realize there was TNT inside the cabin he was right next to.

Suddenly, Porky and Mooshie appeared in front of him. They grabbed him, then appeared a safe distance from the cabins.

Both cabins exploded.

Wooly's jaw dropped. "B...but Endie..."

Colton looked around at everyone. "Did those two just...?"

"I saw it too," Kain added.

"You learn not to question them after awhile," Cocoa replied nonchalantly.

"True," Kain said.

Colton narrowed his eyes at Porky and Mooshie, who were dancing in a circle around Wooly.

Herobrine appeared in between the two destroyed cabins.

"Welcome to your first challenge!" he announced.

"Yay! What do we have to do?" Ory asked cheerfully.

"And does it involve physical activity?" Tic Tac wondered. "Because if so, I'm not doing it."

"I'm with the chick," Lloyd added.

Herobrine sighed. "All of these challenges involve physical activity."

Tic Tac and Lloyd groaned.

"Would you just tell us what the challenge is?!" Cluck yelled.

"What she said," Jack agreed.

Cluck glared at him. "Did you just assume my gender?!"

Jack sighed.

"Wow. I hate all of you," Herobrine said.

"Same," Cean said quietly.

"Anyway, the first challenge is to build a cabin for your team," Herobrine announced. He snapped his fingers, and a pyramid of chests appeared below him. "You may use anything you like from these chests, but watch out for the Shulker onslaught."

"W-what Shulkers?" Chloe squeaked.

Herobrine snapped his fingers again, and Shulkers appeared all around the chest pyramid. They shot white projectiles at Herobrine, which hit him, but did nothing.

"This is way too dangerous!" Sherry exclaimed.

"The best looking cabin wins. The losing team will be sending someone home," Herobrine said, ignoring the sheep.

"This will be easy peezy," Jesse spoke up.

"Lemon squeezy!" Jamey added.

"Also, your cabin must have a boys' side and a girls' side, with a wall in between," Herobrine said. "Got it?"

"And where will I sleep?" Cluck asked.

Herobrine looked at her. "The girls' side."

"But I am not a girl!" Cluck yelled.

"You are on this island," Herobrine replied. "You have fifteen minutes to collect your blocks from the chests. Ready, set, go!" He disappeared.

Both teams huddled up.

~~~

Pola's Confessional (KC)

"I love building! But, I'm too shy to take charge..."

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Chloe's Confessional (SZ)

"Not Shulkers...a few hits from those things would kill me!"

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Cluck's Confessional (KC)

"This is outrageous! We need a nonbinary side of the cabin!"

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Porky's Confessional (SZ)

Porky oinked.

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Mooshie's Confessional

Mooshie mooed.

~~~

KC

"Alright Killer Creepers! What kind of cabin should we make?" Ory asked cheerfully.

"Wel--" Pola started, but she was interrupted.

"We can't really say until we get stuff from those chests," Jack pointed out.

"I am not going near those Shulkers," Tic Tac said.

"Why not? Will they make you shulk?" Wilbur asked. Jack groaned.

"Woolington and I will also not be going near those monsters," Sherry spoke up.

"Uh, he's already over there, ma'am," Cean said.

"Did you just assume their gender?" Cluck asked at the same time Sherry turned around, saying "What?!"

Wooly was indeed already rummaging through chests, jumping and ducking away from Shulker projectiles. He was currently the only one at the chest pyramid.

Ech flew over there without a word.

"Wooly! Get back here!" Sherry yelled.

"While they're getting blocks, we can decide how we want to lay out the cabin," Ory suggested. "Any ideas?"

"Mayb--"

"Simple. One side for the guys, one side for the girls," Jack interrupted Pola again.

"Or we--"

"And what about me?!" Cluck shouted at Jack.

"You're a girl," Jack answered without looking at her.

"WOOLINGTON!"

"Stop assuming my gender!"

"Guys, let Pola speak," Stella said loudly.

Everyone looked at the polar bear. She shrunk back. "Never mind."

Stella looked at Pola sympathetically as everyone started arguing again.

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Stella's Confessional (KC)

"I'm just trying to help Pola. But she won't accept my help."

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Pola's Confessional (KC)

"When everyone looks at me, waiting for me to say something, I get really nervous. I just can't do it."

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SZ

"Everyone, charge for the chests!" Jamey yelled.

She and Jesse charged towards the chest pyramid. Colton started to run over there too, but tripped over himself and ended up sprawled in the grass. Cocoa and Moolissa nodded to each other and ran over there as well. Porky and Mooshie disappeared.

"You guys got it," Lloyd said coolly, and sat down on a rock.

"Come on, y'all!" Haylee exclaimed. She started to run towards the chests and was immediately hit by a Shulker blast.

Kain was about to join everyone when he saw Chloe, shying away from the chest pyramid.

"Chloe! Come on! We need as many blocks as we can get!" Kain shouted to her.

Chloe shook her head. "No, it's okay. You go ahead."

"It's not okay," Kain muttered, but he ran towards the chests anyway.

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Kain's Confessional (SZ)

"I forgot how annoying Chloe's paranoia is."

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Chloe's Confessional (SZ)

"It's not my fault! Shulkers are terrifying!"

~~~

KC

Wooly hopped over another Shulker blast. He was pretty good at dodging this stuff. If he wasn't homeschooled by his mother, maybe he could win at dodgeball in school.

The baby sheep opened one of the chests near the bottom of the pyramid. He found oak wooden planks, glass panes, and some cobblestone.

"Not bad," he said to himself as he ducked under another projectile.

Ech was nearby. He was even better at dodging the Shulker blasts, since he could fly. He opened a chest and pulled out a birch wood door.

Wooly heard yelling, and looked to his right. A lot of the Screaming Zombies were charging towards the chest pyramid. He turned to his left, and saw the Killer Creepers arguing about something. Wooly and Ech were all they had over at the pyramid.

As he was opening another chest, he heard what sounded like an Enderman. Ignoring it, Wooly started to grab the quartz blocks he found in the chest.

But then, they disappeared.

Wooly whirled around and saw purple particles floating around him.

Did an Enderman just steal my blocks?  Wooly wondered.

***

SZ

"Go for the ones on top!" Jamey shouted to Jesse as she ducked under a Shulker blast.

"Why?" Jesse called back, dodging two nearby projectiles.

"They probably have the best stuff!" Jamey explained. She was immediately hit from behind by a projectile. She stumbled, but didn't fall.

Jesse jumped over another projectile and started to climb the chest pyramid. He was almost to the top when a Shulker blast hit him in the face, knocking him back to the bottom of the pyramid.

Kain leapt past him and started to climb the pyramid as well. He noticed Wooly from the other team nearby, but they ignored each other.

Ducking under another blast, Kain managed to climb to the top of the pyramid. He opened the chest on top, and saw diamond blocks.

But just before he grabbed them, they disappeared.

Kain whirled around to fight whoever stole them.

But all he saw were floating purple particles.

***

KC

Ech opened a chest near the middle of the pyramid, and found birch planks and cobblestone. He grabbed them, then flew out of the way of a projectile.

Wooly was nearby, opening a chest as well. Ech saw him take out oak logs and glass.

Ech flew up and opened one of the chests near the top of the pyramid. He saw chiseled stone bricks, but just before he grabbed them, they disappeared.

Ech turned around, but all he saw were some floating purple particles.

***

SZ

"Watch out, Moolissa!" Cocoa exclaimed. He jumped and moved her out of the way of a Shulker blast. It exploded on a chest.

"Thanks, honey," Moolissa replied. She opened a chest on the bottom of the pyramid, and took out some blue glass panes.

"Nice!" Cocoa said. He opened another chest, but was suddenly hit by a Shulker blast.

"Cocoa!" Moolissa exclaimed. She ran over to her boyfriend, dropping the stained glass panes.

"I'm okay," Cocoa groaned. Moolissa helped him to his feet.

"Do you need to stop and rest?" Moolissa asked.

Cocoa shook his head. "I'm fine. Do you have the blue glass?"

Moolissa turned around to where she dropped them.

All that remained were some floating purple particles.

***

KC

"Stop assuming my gender!" Cluck yelled.

"I'm not. I know your gender," Jack answered calmly.

"And what is it?" Cluck asked.

"Female," Jack replied with a grin.

As Cluck started screaming at him again, Ory sighed. "Would you stop triggering her?"

"She's like a pressure plate. Gets triggered by anything," Wilbur replied.

Jack nodded at Wilbur in agreement.

"WOOLINGTON!" Sherry called to the chest pyramid. "COME BACK!"

"Why don't you just go over there?" Cean asked.

"Are you crazy?!" Sherry asked.

Cean shrugged.

"I'll tell you what's crazy. I can't post any selfies until I get off this stupid island!" Tic Tac whined.

"That can be arranged," Stella murmured to herself. Pola heard this and gave a small smile.

"Wait guys, do you see that?" Ory asked. She pointed to the chest pyramid.

Everyone looked over there.

"I don't see anything," Wilbur replied.

"I could've sworn I saw something disappear near Wooly," Ory muttered.

"If something touched my son, it is dead," Sherry said.

***

SZ

Colton tripped over himself again, and landed near some bony hooves. He looked up to see Jamey smirking down at him.

"Can you move ten blocks without falling?" she asked.

"S-sorry," Colton muttered, and he stood up. He was immediately knocked back down by a projectile.

Jamey just laughed and walked towards a chest on the bottom. She opened it and pulled out some cobblestone.

Suddenly, Jesse landed on his face next to her.

"Not again," he groaned.

Jamey sighed. "Get up, idiot."

"Hey, y'all!" Haylee shouted from halfway up the pyramid. "There's some mighty good stuff in this chest!"

She opened it again, but it was empty.

"What in tarnation?" Haylee asked. She looked around.

All she saw were some floating purple particles.

"Item collecting time is up!" Herobrine announced. "You now have an hour to build your cabins!"

***

KC

"Alright Wooly, what did you g--"

"Woolington! What were you thinking?!" Sherry interrupted Ory. Wooly had trotted back over to his team. The Shulkers had disappeared.

"Just wood, cobble, and glass," Wooly muttered, ignoring his mother. "I saw better stuff, but I think an Enderman stole it."

"Why would an Enderman do that?" Jack asked.

"Did you just call it an Enderman?" Cluck asked. "What if it's an Enderwoman?"

"I wish you would Ender life," Wilbur chuckled to himself.

"Did you just encourage her to commit suicide?" Stella scolded him.

"Ooh, drama! I wish I could post about this," Tac whined.

"I guess we'll just build our cabin with what Wooly brought!" Ory yelled over everyone.

"And what I got," Ech said out of nowhere. He put his wood, cobble, door, and glass on the ground between them all.

"Oh, hi Ech," Ory greeted the bat. "When did you get here?"

"We should start building," Cean interrupted.

"Right," Ory replied. "Let's get started!"

~~~

Ech's Confessional (KC)

"I was there the whole time..."

~~~

SZ

"So what did you dudes get?" Lloyd asked as his team returned to the rock he was reclining on.

"Nothing," Moolissa muttered sadly.

"Same," Cocoa added.

"Ha, losers," Jamey said. "Jesse here got very good items."

"I did?" Jesse asked. He threw down some cobblestone.

Jamey sighed and put her cobblestone with his. "Idiot."

"I could have gotten better stuff, but somebody stole it," Kain spoke up. "I don't know who."

"Probably the other team, my guy," Lloyd replied.

"I dunno," Kain mumbled. "I saw purple particles, like an Enderman took it."

Colton raised an eyebrow.

"Did anyone get anything besides cobblestone?" Jamey asked.

Everyone shook their heads. Chloe shrunk back a little.

Jamey sighed. "How are we supposed to build a cabin with one stack of cobble?"

Kain's eyes widened as he looked behind her. "I don't think we have to."

***

KC

The Killer Creepers started building their cabin out of the wood and cobblestone collected by Wooly and Ech.

"I think this is gonna turn out great, guys!" Ory exclaimed.

"It better," Jack replied as he placed oak planks along the ground. "We'll be stuck sleeping in this for the whole season."

"Implying you'll make it that far," Cean muttered as he placed cobblestone around the oak planks.

"What did you say, squid?" Jack growled.

Cean's eyes widened.

"Say it to my face," Jack spat.

"I...uh...Ech, help me out here," Cean stammered.

Ech was flying as he built the walls of the cabin out of oak planks. He glanced at Cean, then flew higher up, placing more wood.

"I asked you a question, squid," Jack said.

"You better answer before he kicks your glass," Wilbur added, making windows for the cabin.

"I...hey Cluck, Jack wants to know if you're a boy or a girl!" Cean called.

Cluck had been placing oak logs to make two pillars of wood on either side of a doorway. When Cean called to her, she turned to glare at Jack.

"I am neither! How hard is it to understand that I am nonbinary?! I do not identify as either gender..."

As Cluck yelled at Jack, Cean hopped away. Jack glared at the retreating squid.

~~~

Jack's Confessional (KC)

"Squiddy thinks he can get away with that, huh? News flash, buddy. Nobody gets away with insulting Jack."

~~~

Cean's Confessional (KC)

"I didn't think Jack could hear me."

~~~

KC

"Something seems to be missing," Stella said, looking at the half-finished cabin. "What do you think, Pola?"

Pola shrugged shyly.

"Come on, I bet you're a great builder," Stella coaxed. "Do you think we could add anything to it? Ya know, from what we have?"

Pola opened her mouth, then closed it and shook her head.

"But we might lose if you don't tell us what you think," Stella added.

"Does it matter?" Tic Tac asked from behind them. "We're all gonna be eliminated anyway."

Stella ignored her. "Come on, Pola. Please?"

Pola hesitated. Then: "I think we should add a layer of sideways oak logs just below the roof."

Stella smiled. "Good idea. Let's go do it!"

The two of them climbed up to the roof and started placing logs around the walls.

Wooly was on the very top, making a step-like roof. He glanced at the two girls, then continued working.

"Woolington! I will say this one more time! Come down from there!" Sherry yelled from below.

Wooly muttered something under his breath and continued working.

~~~

Stella's Confessional (KC)

"I finally got Pola to say something! Maybe I can break her out of her shell."

~~~

SZ

"What are those two doing?!" Cocoa asked.

Nine of the Screaming Zombies gaped at the spectacle before them.

A huge cabin was being built, made of quartz, diamonds, blue glass, chiseled stone bricks, and more fancy blocks.

Standing at the top of the half finished structure were Porky and Mooshie.

The two of them were moving very fast as they built. It didn't even look like they were touching the blocks.

"Uh, that doesn't look very possible," Colton spoke up.

"Who cares? We're gonna win!" Haylee hollered.

"Wait, look closer at those two," Kain said. "Are those...purple particles?" Chloe nodded in confirmation, but he didn't notice.

"Great, now they're Endermen," Moolissa sighed.

"Do you think this is allowed?" Jesse asked.

"Of course not," Jamey replied. "Those idiots are gonna cost us the challenge."

"Nah, they're cool," Lloyd said. "And that cabin looks sweet."

"Yeah, but Herobrine is gonna find out those two are cheating," Kain shot back.

"I knew something was up with them," Colton mumbled.

"How is whatever they're doing physically possible?" Cocoa wondered aloud.

Nobody seemed to know the answer.

~~~

Colton's Confessional (SZ)

"I know Porky and Mooshie were unpredictable last season, but this is ridiculous."

~~~

KC

"Woah, what?!" Wooly exclaimed, looking up.

"Holy mother of Notch!" Jack exclaimed.

"Did Notch have a mother?" Wilbur asked.

"How did they get so many blocks in so little time?" Ory asked. "Not to mention  getting past the Shulkers!"

"Are those the reckless boys up there?" Sherry asked.

"Did you just assume their genders?" Cluck asked.

"It is them!" Wooly exclaimed. "Way to go, guys!"

"Don't cheer for them!" Cean said.

"Told you we wouldn't win!" Tic Tac groaned.

Pola frowned. Stella looked at her sympathetically, but didn't know what to say.

"Well, we're done anyway," Ory said as she placed the two birch doors. The cabin looked similar to the wooden ones from season one, just a simple house split into two sections, one for the guys, one for the girls. It did look nice with the log layer below the roof.

"And where is my side?" Cluck asked.

"You're sleeping on the girls' side," Jack replied. "I don't want you sharing a room with me."

"I don't want to share with you either!" Cluck yelled. "I would like a side for us nonbinary mobs!"

"You mean you, yourself, and you?" Wilbur muttered.

"Cluck, Herobrine said two sides. Sorry, but we can't make another. He might disqualify our cabin," Ory explained.

"Not like we'll win anyway," Tic Tac spoke up, gesturing to the huge, fancy cabin nearby.

Cluck continued to yell anyway.

Wooly decided to jump down from the roof of the cabin. He landed, completely unhurt, on his feet.

"Oh my goodness!" Sherry exclaimed. "Don't do that again!"

Stella and Pola looked up at the much better cabin sadly, knowing their team had lost.

~~~

Stella's Confessional (KC)

"I hope this doesn't crush Pola's spirits."

~~~

Pola's Confessional (KC)

"I thought I was making our cabin good, but theirs is so much better looking..." She sighed.

~~~

SZ

Porky oinked as he placed a shining beacon in the center of the cabin. Mooshie mooed as he placed water strategically to make cool looking waterfalls.

The two of them nodded at each other, then disappeared.

They reappeared in front of the other nine members of their team down on the ground. They all jumped in surprise, and several yelped.

"How did you two build that so well?" Cocoa asked.

Mooshie mooed.

"Why did you steal blocks from your own teammates?" Kain asked.

Porky oinked.

"And how did you two teleport?" Colton asked.

Porky oinked. Mooshie mooed.

The Screaming Zombies narrowed their eyes at the two babies.

"Time is up!" Herobrine's voice rang out. "Time for me to judge the two cabins!"

~~~

Porky and Mooshie's Confessional (SZ)

Porky oinked. Mooshie mooed. Then the two of them disappeared into purple particles.

~~~

KC

Herobrine appeared in front of the Killer Creepers' wooden cabin.

"Pretty nice looking," he said almost immediately. "Two sides, two doors, windows on both sides, good. Creative use of logs under the roof."

Pola blushed.

"Overall, it's a pretty nice looking cabin," Herobrine said. "Now let's see the other team."

***

SZ

Herobrine appeared in front of the Screaming Zombies' huge fancy cabin.

His jaw dropped. "How did you build this so well?"

The mobs shrugged. Haylee started to say something, but Kain shushed her.

"It's...it's marvelous! Such wonderful use of quartz, and chiseled stone bricks, and blue glass, and diamond blocks!" Herobrine exclaimed. "I love it!"

"Why thank you," Jamey said.

"The Screaming Zombies win!" Herobrine announced. "Killer Creepers, time to vote someone off!"

~~~

Kain's Confessional (SZ)

"I know we probably should have told Herobrine that Porky and Mooshie were cheating or something, but hey, we won. I don't want to vote someone off."

~~~

Wooly's Confessional (KC)

"I wish Porky and Mooshie were on my team. Then we would have won. Plus, they're my friends."

~~~

Ech's Confessional (KC)

"I'm pretty sure Porky and Mooshie are cheating, but whatever."

~~~

Pola's Confessional (KC)

"I lost my first challenge on this show. I better get prepared to go home."

~~~

It was night time, and the eleven Killer Creepers sat on logs at the campfire area. The fire was blazing.

Herobrine appeared with a tray of brown mushrooms.

"In season one, we used red mushrooms. Now we have brown ones. There are ten mushrooms here. One of you will not get one. That person will get to ride the Catapult of Shame," Herobrine explained.

"Yeah, yeah, we know," Jack said. "Get on with it."

"I'm trying to make this dramatic, okay?" Herobrine asked. "Anyway, your team lost today. Because the guys on the other team made a superb cabin."

"Did you just assume their gender?" Cluck asked.

Herobrine sighed. "'Guys' is a general term for people or mobs."

"Not if they--"

"Moving on!" Herobrine interrupted Cluck. "If I call your name and toss you a mushroom, you are safe."

"Ech."

He threw a mushroom to Ech, but before it reached the bat, it disappeared.

Ech shrugged. Herobrine didn't notice.

"Wilbur."

He threw a mushroom to Wilbur, but it also disappeared before reaching the pig.

"Guys, I don't have mushroom," Wilbur chuckled, even though that wasn't even a good joke.

Herobrine ignored him.

"Stella."

The mushroom disappeared while being thrown to Stella. She didn't do anything.

"Wooly."

His mushroom disappeared as well.

"Uh, Herobrine..." Wooly trailed off.

"Shut it, kid, I'm trying to be dramatic," Herobrine said.

"How dare y--" Sherry began.

"Tic Tac."

Her mushroom disappeared as well.

"Ew," was all she said.

"Cean."

His mushroom disappeared.

Cean shrugged.

"Ory."

Mushroom gone.

"Herobrine, if I don't get my mushroom, does that mean I'm not safe anymore?" Ory asked.

"No," Herobrine answered. "Why, you can't catch?"

"More like you can't throw."

Herobrine raised an eyebrow at her. "I'm a god. And you're saying I can't throw you a mushroom?"

"I never got it," Ory replied.

"Same," Cean added.

"None of us did," Wooly said.

"They mush have disappeared," Wilbur laughed. "But seriously, they disappeared."

Herobrine narrowed his eyes. "That's odd. Let me continue."

"I thought he would cancel elimination because of it," Wooly muttered.

"Sherry."

Herobrine watched the mushroom as he threw it this time. It did, indeed, disappear in midair.

"Hmm. Jack."

Herobrine watched this mushroom disappear as well.

"It's down to Cluck and Pola," Herobrine said. "I have one mushroom left. But let me try something."

He threw the final mushroom into the air. He watched as it disappeared, then grabbed the air with both hands.

Two mobs materialized in his arms.

Herobrine was grabbing Porky and Mooshie by the throats.

Purple particles floated around them. They had crumbs around their mouths, like they had been eating the mushrooms. Herobrine glared at them, then noticed the particles.

He threw the babies to the ground. "What have you two been up to?"

Porky oinked.

"Don't want to tell me?" Herobrine asked.

Mooshie mooed.

"Mhm. Hackers!" Herobrine suddenly shouted. The mobs jumped.

Porky and Mooshie immediately started oinking and mooing, trying to explain themselves.

"I don't care what you have to say!" Herobrine yelled. "You hacked and stole those mushrooms, you hacked and built that cabin! You two are hacking!"

"I didn't know hacking existed in real life," Wilbur whispered to Jack.

"Your team's cabin is going to be destroyed," Herobrine said. "And you two...

"Are out of here!"

Wooly gasped, but the rest of the team didn't seem surprised.

Porky and Mooshie shook their heads and continued blubbering explanations in their own language. Herobrine just shook his head. "It's a shame the first elimination of this season isn't going to be a real one. Oh well. To the Catapult of Shame!"

Herobrine, Porky, and Mooshie disappeared.

~~~

Pola's Confessional (KC)

"But who would have been eliminated? Me?"

~~~

Porky and Mooshie were in the wooden catapult. Herobrine appeared next to it.

"On most servers, the punishment for hacking is being banned," he said. "This is kinda the same thing. Your punishment is elimination. Got anything to say about that?"

Porky oinked.

Mooshie mooed.

"Thought so," Herobrine replied.

He pulled a lever, and Porky and Mooshie were flung off into the night.

But they disappeared before they landed.

***

SZ

"Guys! Porky and Mooshie were just eliminated for hacking!" Wooly exclaimed to the other team, who had gathered outside their majestic cabin.

"What? But it was your turn for elimination," Jamey said.

"Yeah! You guys lost, fair and square!" Jesse added.

"It, uh, actually wasn't fair and square," Colton replied. "Porky and Mooshie were cheating."

Jamey and Jesse glared at him.

"How did Herobrine catch them?" Cocoa asked Wooly.

"They were stealing and eating the mushrooms Herobrine gave out for safe contestants. He only noticed after we told him, though," Wooly explained. "Talk about oblivious."

"I heard that," Herobrine said as he appeared. Wooly jumped.

"Well howdy!" Haylee greeted him.

"Hey, what's the big idea?" Jamey asked. "We won that challenge, and we lost two players!"

"You did not win that challenge," Herobrine replied. He snapped his fingers, and the fancy cabin exploded.

"Aw man, I wanted to sleep in there," Moolissa said grumpily.

"Where did Porky and Mooshie learn to hack?" Kain asked.

Herobrine shrugged. "No idea. Those two are the most unpredictable things in Minecraftia. Glad I found them for this show."

"If those little dudes can hack, can't they like, I dunno, come back?" Lloyd asked.

"Probably," Herobrine answered. "But we'll cross that bridge when we get there."

"So where are we gonna sleep tonight?" Jesse asked.

"Yeah, you just blew up our bedrooms," Jamey added.

"Outside!" Herobrine announced.

"W-what?" Chloe squeaked.

"Nah, I'm just kidding," Herobrine laughed. He snapped his fingers, and a duplicate of the Killer Creepers' cabin appeared. "There ya go!"

"Hey! You can't just copy our cabin!" Wooly protested.

"I can, and I did," Herobrine replied. "Next challenge is tomorrow morning. Good night."

The host disappeared.

"Cool!" Haylee exclaimed, and she walked into the cabin.

The other mobs followed.

~~~

Kain's Confessional (SZ)

"Well, at least the two idiots are gone. Although, they could've actually been helpful with their hacks."

~~~

KC

"I refuse!" Cluck yelled.

"Cluck, we can't just build an entire side for you," Stella said. "Just come to bed."

The girls were in their side of the cabin. They were all in the middle of the room, trying to reason with Cluck.

"Never! I do not identify with you cis females!" Cluck shouted.

"What if we build a wall around your bed?" Ory suggested.

"Then will you shut up?" Tic Tac asked from her bed. She had a blindfold on. "I need my beauty sleep."

"No! I need a separate section!" Cluck yelled.

"Please, ma'am, my son is trying to sle--"

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME MA'AM?!" Cluck screamed at Sherry.

"Here we go again," Stella sighed. She got in her bed and tried to ignore the screaming chicken. Pola followed suit.

"She didn't mean that, Cluck," Ory said.

"Now you're assuming their gender!" Cluck shouted.

"Well, I am Mrs. Woolsworth," Sherry replied.

Cluck continued to yell at the girls.

~~~

Tic Tac's Confessional (KC)

"Am I going to have to deal with her all season? Because this show is already so not worth it."

~~~

Cluck's Confessional (KC)

"Why does everyone think there are only two genders? There are more than that! Do you want me to name them all? Because I will!"

~~~

KC

"Notch, she's annoying," Jack said from his bed on the guys' side. Cluck's yelling was audible through the wall.

"You mean 'it's' annoying," Wilbur replied from his bed, laughing at his own joke like usual.

Cluck started yelling louder.

"Will she ever shut up? I'm trying to sleep," Jack groaned.

"Probably not," Wooly answered from his bed.

"If Porky and Mooshie hadn't hacked, I bet Cluck would have been eliminated," Cean spoke up from his bed.

"How 'bout we vote her off next time, then?" Wooly asked.

"Let's do it," Cean said.

Ech was silent on his bed.

~~~

Jack's Confessional (KC)

"Oh, but I have other plans, squid."

~~~

Ech's Confessional (KC)

"What? I don't have to contribute to every conversation they have."

~~~

Herobrine stood on the dock of the island.

"Our first challenge is complete, and our two hackers have been sent home. What more do I have in store for the mobs? Will Cluck stop being triggered by everything? Will Tic Tac become one with nature and get over her social life problems? And how will our two newbies, Lloyd and Pola, do on this show? Find out next time, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

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Pre-written chapter.

I'm enjoying writing this. Then again, I always enjoy writing the first few episodes of the books in this series.

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