"Welcome to season 4 of Total Drama Minecraft! I'm Herobrine, your host as always," Herobrine said. He was standing on the wooden dock of a familiar island.

"If you've seen the other three seasons, you should know how this show works. If you haven't seen the other three seasons, what are you doing here? Go read those first!" Herobrine ordered.

"Anyway, this season will take place on the island from season one. We will have the same mobs from season three, plus two new ones. That makes 22 contestants in all," Herobrine explained. "It's time for Total Drama Minecraft Returns!"

...

"What do you mean there's no theme song? We didn't have a theme song in the other three seasons either? Well this is embarrassing," Herobrine muttered. "Oh look, here comes the first contestant now!"

A boat floated up to the dock, and out stepped a familiar bat. He stared at Herobrine, but didn't speak.

"You're supposed to say something, Ech," Herobrine said.

Ech shrugged. "Hi." He then flew over to the side of the dock.

"What a great start to this season," Herobrine said sarcastically. "Here's the next contestant."

Another boat floated up to the dock, and a brown horse jumped out.

"Howdy, y'all!" she exclaimed. "I'm back and ready to win!"

"That's great, Haylee." Herobrine rolled his eyes. "Stand over by Ech."

"You betcha'!" Haylee said happily, and she galloped over to Ech.

Another boat floated up to the dock, and a wolf without a collar stepped out.

"I'm back," Kain said with a sigh. "Yay."

"Such enthusiasm!" Herobrine exclaimed. "Next!"

A pure white bunny hopped out of the next boat. "Hiya, guys! I'm back!"

"Are you that scary killer bunny thing? Cuz I saw you on TV and that was freaky," Haylee said.

"Nope! It's just regular ol' Ory!" Ory replied. She hopped over to the other mobs.

"Here comes the next contestant," Herobrine said.

Another boat floated up to the dock, and a gray donkey stepped out, looking angry.

"I'm back," he seethed.

"You don't look happy, Jack," Herobrine pointed out.

"I think we all know why I'm not happy," Jack growled.

"I do. But I don't care. Next!" Herobrine announced.

A mooshroom stepped out of the next boat. "Where's Cocoa?"

Herobrine shrugged. "Not here yet."

"Darn. I want my cuddlekins."

"You're almost as bad as Agatha, Moolissa," Herobrine shuddered. "Next."

A squid hopped out of the next boat. "Why don't you just put all of us on one boat?"

"I don't know. That probably would've been a good idea," Herobrine replied.

"And now we have to split this episode into two parts because this will take forever," the squid said.

"Don't criticize me, Cean," Herobrine snapped.

Cean shrugged and hopped over to the other mobs. He nodded to Ech, who gave a small smile.

Another boat pulled up. This time, two mobs jumped out.

"Prepare for trouble."

"And make it double!"

"For the--"

"Yeah, yeah, we've heard this before," Herobrine interrupted the zombie horse and skeleton horse.

"That was rude," the zombie horse said.

"We made it better than last season," the skeleton horse added.

"Too bad. Now go away."

"Jamey!" the skeleton horse yelled quickly.

"Jesse!" the zombie horse shouted quickly.

"The Double J's are here to win!" they said together.

Jamey and Jesse ran over to the other mobs before Herobrine could react.

Another boat pulled up, and a chicken fluttered out of it. She didn't speak.

"Uh, hi Cluck..." Herobrine said cautiously.

"Hello," she replied calmly.

"Um...aren't you gonna yell at me for being a pig?" Herobrine asked, wincing in anticipation of what was coming.

"Now why would I do that?" Cluck asked.

Herobrine's jaw dropped. He turned to the other mobs. "Looks like she's not a femi--"

"Excuse me?!"

Herobrine flinched and turned back to Cluck. "Yes?"

"Did you just call me 'she'?" Cluck asked.

"Y-yes..." Herobrine trailed off.

"Did you just assume my gender?!" Cluck yelled.

"I thought--"

"What is with people these days?! Always asking, 'are you a boy or a girl?' Well, I'm neither! I identify as nonbinary, which means I'm not a boy or a girl! So please do not call me 'she'!" Cluck ranted.

Herobrine sighed. "At least it's something new. Go stand with the others, please."

Cluck grumbled as she walked over to the other mobs, who backed away from her nervously.

The next boat floated up, and a mule tried jumping out. But, he tripped and hit his face on the dock, then fell into the water.

Some of the mobs laughed. Herobrine sighed and snapped his fingers. The mule was teleported back up to the dock.

"S-sorry," he muttered.

"Good old Colton," Herobrine chuckled.

Colton walked over to the other mobs, almost tripping on his way.

Another boat pulled up, but nobody stepped out.

"Hello?" Herobrine called to it.

Silence.

Herobrine narrowed his eyes and floated over to the boat. He peered inside. "Is anyone in there?"

"I am, but this isn't my stop," a female voice replied.

"I'm pretty sure these boats only have one destination," Herobrine said.

"Told you you should've had one boat!" Cean called.

"No, I told the driver to take me to Starbucks first!" the female voice from inside the boat whined.

Herobrine sighed. "I had a feeling it was Tic Tac." He snapped his fingers, and the orange tabby cat was teleported onto the dock.

"Ew. Is this the island you were talking about?" Tac asked.

Herobrine nodded. "Now go over there."

Tac groaned and walked over to the other mobs.

Another boat pulled up, and a white sheep stepped out. She then turned back to the boat.

"Now be careful, Woolington. The dock is slippery," she said.

A light gray baby sheep jumped out carelessly, much to his mother's dismay.

"You won last season, kid," Jack said. "What are you doing here?"

"Well, someone put all the emeralds I won into my bank account for college," Wooly said with a sigh.

"You do not need a million emeralds! You're just a child! Plus, now I don't have to pay for your education!" Sherry replied.

Wooly sighed. "If I win this season, I'm keeping the emeralds for myself."

Sherry scoffed as the two of them walked over to the other mobs.

Another boat pulled up, and a pig jumped onto the dock. "I'm only here because of pier pressure."

The mobs sighed. "I hate you, Wilbur," Jack groaned.

"Oh buoy," Wilbur replied with a grin. He then walked over to the other mobs. Herobrine shook his head at him.

Another boat pulled up, and a baby wolf with a pink collar stepped out. She looked around, then walked over to the mobs without a word.

"Good to see you too, Stella," Herobrine said. "Here comes the next boat."

A cow hopped out. "Woohoo!" he exclaimed. "Back again!"

"Cocoa!" Moolissa shouted. She ran over to him and tackled him. Cocoa laughed.

"Hi, Moolissa," he said.

"I've missed you so much!" Moolissa exclaimed.

"We saw each other like two days ago. Remember? It was Mush's birthday party," Cocoa replied.

"Yes, but that was so long ago!" Moolissa exclaimed.

Herobrine teleported in between them. "Hi. Yeah. I'm doing a show here, so if you could kindly move your romantics over there, that'd be great," he said, pointing to the other mobs.

Moolissa and Cocoa did as they were told, giggling to each other all the way.

Another boat had already pulled up, and an ocelot hopped out nervously. She looked around. "H-hi."

"Hi, Chloe. Still scared of everything, I see," Herobrine pointed out.

Chloe nodded quickly, then skittishly walked over to the other mobs. She glanced at Kain, but looked away when they made eye contact.

"Here comes the last boat of the old contestants," Herobrine said. The boat pulled up.

Then, it exploded.

"What the--?" Herobrine wondered.

"Talk about coming in with a bang," Wilbur chuckled.

"It's 'going out with a bang'," Kain corrected.

As the smoke cleared away from the explosion, two figures came into view, standing on the dock.

It was a baby pig and a baby mooshroom.

Porky oinked.

Mooshie mooed.

Then, the two of them walked over to the other mobs like nothing happened.

Herobrine sighed. "Alright. Now it's time for our two new contestants! Here comes one of them now!"

Another boat pulled up, and a polar bear stepped out. She looked around at everyone, opened her mouth, then closed it again. She looked at the ground.

"Another shy girl? We already have like two," Herobrine said.

"Who?" Haylee asked.

"Stella and Chloe, duh," Jesse replied.

"I'm not shy. I'm just quiet," Stella spoke up.

"And Chloe's just afraid of everything," Jack pointed out.

"Hey!" Kain exclaimed.

The polar bear watched all this happen, but she didn't say a word.

"Hey. You. We spoke on the phone. Why can't you talk?" Herobrine asked.

The polar bear shrugged.

Herobrine sighed. "Look, we already have two contestants that can't speak. You better say something before I kick you off this island."

"M-my name's Pola," the polar bear said softly.

"Good enough," Herobrine replied. "Go stand with the other mobs."

Pola walked over to the other contestants, but she stood as far away from them as possible.

"The next newbie better be cool," Herobrine muttered.

Another boat pulled up, and a llama stepped off.

"Sah dudes," he said in a surfer-dude voice. "The name's Lloyd. Pleasure's all mine."

"Nice," Herobrine replied. "Go stand over with the other mobs."

"You got it, man," Lloyd said casually. He walked over to the other mobs and grinned at them.

"Okay, all twenty-two of you are here. I think you would all like to see this season's elimination device," Herobrine announced.

"It better not be as bad as being pushed out of a plane," Moolissa muttered.

"Or being shot out of a cannon," Wooly added.

"Can't we just ride a boat away like they did in season one?" Jamey asked.

"No, no, and no!" Herobrine said gleefully. "This time, when one of you are eliminated, you will ride on...The Catapult of Shame!"

He snapped his fingers, and a very large rickety-looking wooden catapult appeared on the dock.

"Oh no," Chloe whispered.

"Don't worry, it's completely safe! Plus, there's a forty percent chance you'll land on the island of losers!" Herobrine announced.

"So there's a sixty percent chance we'll land somewhere else?" Kain asked.

"Yep! Then you'll have to swim to the island of losers!" Herobrine answered.

The mobs groaned.

"Now it's time to split into teams," Herobrine announced.

"And what deadly challenge will we have to do to decide that?" Sherry asked.

"Actually, I've already chosen the teams," Herobrine replied.

"What? We don't have to do a challenge to decide them?" Ory asked.

"Nope! It's just like seasons one and two!" Herobrine replied. "You guys were just lucky last season."

"More like unlucky," Cean muttered.

"Please meet me over at the campfire area in two minutes," Herobrine said, and he disappeared.

"Does he realize we've never been here before and don't know where it is?" Cocoa asked.

"I know where it is. I watched season one," Wooly replied. He walked towards the island.

"Woolington! Get back here!" Sherry called after him.

***

A couple minutes later, the contestants sat on logs at the campfire area. Since it was still daytime, the fire was not lit.

"Wood ya look at that?! Wood!" Wilbur chuckled as he sat down on a log. Jack groaned.

Herobrine appeared. "Time to split into teams! The two teams will be named--"

"Hold up y'all, two teams?" Haylee asked.

"Yes. That's how it was done in seasons one and two," Herobrine answered.

"That's crazy!" Haylee exclaimed.

"Says the horse who was eliminated first," Kain scoffed.

"Ugh! There's no service here!" Tic Tac complained. She had her cell phone out and was holding it high.

"That's because we're on an island in the middle of nowhere," Herobrine sighed. "Now would you guys shut up?"

"Did you just assume my gender?!" Cluck yelled.

"That's it! I quit!" Herobrine shouted, and he disappeared.

There was complete silence for ten seconds.

Ech started to fly away, but then Herobrine reappeared.

"Just kidding. Now let me tell you the teams," the host said.

"Team one will be known as the Killer Creepers. The mobs on this team are: Ory, Wooly, Cluck, Ech, Stella, Wilbur, Sherry, Cean, Tic Tac, Jack, and Pola."

The mobs that were called moved to one side of the campfire area. Wooly groaned as his mom smiled at him. Ech and Cean glanced at each other. Wilbur grinned at Jack, who rolled his eyes.

"That means the rest of you are team two," Herobrine said.

"Team two will be known as the Screaming Zombies. The mobs on this team are: Jamey, Kain, Moolissa, Jesse, Chloe, Porky, Haylee, Cocoa, Mooshie, Colton, and Lloyd."

The mobs that were called moved to the other side of the campfire area. Porky and Mooshie danced in a circle. Moolissa hugged Cocoa. Chloe glanced at Kain, who was already looking at her, and looked away. Jamey and Jesse nodded to each other.

"And remember, you can do confessionals at any time," Herobrine said. "Now lets get started with our first challenge!"

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