Chris: yo, what sup dudes and girl dudes? I'm Chris, Chris McLean. Your host!
Don: and I'm your better host!
Chris: you are not!
Chef: and I'm chef, you amazing cook.
Don looks away and whistles as Chris laughs.
Chris: ha, good one chef.
Chef mumbles things under his breath.
????: AHEM!
?????: WHAT ABOUT US?!
Shows two kids standing there, one who looked about 14 the other 12.
Chris: oh yeah, and there's also these two new co host kids to help get ratings, radiance and Kacey. but who cares about them?!
Radiance stomps over to Chris and looks mad at him.
Radiance: hey! We're co host for a reason, cause your old and don't know anything about kids. You literally said yo, what's sup dudes and girl dudes?! Like, who talks like that?!
Chris: like I care what a newbie and a toddler thinks of me.
Radiance: IM FLIPPING 12! Throws her hands up in the air.
Chris: how cute, it's having a tantrum on national tv. Pats her head.
Kacey: radiance don't listen to him, just ignore him. Trying get her to not strangle Chris.
Radiance: fine, but first. Walks up to a snickering Chris, looks him in the eyes, then has a grin on her face and kicks him really hard in the shins.
Chris: OW! Why you little @!?<~#%*€\!!!!!
Don and chef are laughing.
Kacey: ance, ease up on the guy.
Radiance: but kace......
Chris: thank you!
Kacey: after all, you know that we have to respect the elderly. Smirks.
Chris looks mad as everyone else is laughing there heads off as the others arrive. Well almost all.
Radiance: and here comes our cartoons! Welcome all! To total drama. And welcome back old ones and other stuff where suppose to say!
Gwen: why am I here again!
Kacey: for the ultimate prize! 100 million dollars!
Everyone: gasp! Say what now?!
Kacey: and a wish of whatever you want!,
Sky: that can get me into the Olympics! Smiles!
Dave: looks shocked and mad! What! She's here?!
Ella: ohhhhh prince david! Sings! La la la!
Dave: hi Ella....
Jasmine: sees marinette. Hi! You must be new, I'm Jasmine.
Marinette: I'm marinette. uhhhhhh.... Is that normal?
Shows the noobs and Danny fighting a virus.
Kacey: walks over to them. I have no Idea..... Wait! Your ladybug!
Radiance: QUICK! EVERYONE BUT CHRIS! COVER YOUR EARS!!!
Kacey screams really loud!
....
All the way in China.
A Chinese family is eat dinner when there table starts to shake and they hear kaceys scream.
Man: ahhhhhh! It's an earth quake!
....
Kacey finish screaming and takes a selfie with marinette!
Radiance: really?
Kacey: I couldn't help myself, plus, you got to kick Chris in the shins, so I get to scream and take a selfie! With marinette and or ladybug.
All of the miraculous ladybug crew look at marinette who looks like she saw a ghost.
Radiance: I think you broke her.
Kacey: oh come on, my scream wasn't that loud. Everyone looks at her. Ok, maybe it was but still.
Lincoln: uhhhhhhhh, excuse me what's going on?
Radiance: she's a huge fangirl of blue bell over there, she had a secret that kace over here spilled.
Lincoln: o...k...
Star: I like this place! Rainbow glitter space hamster! It starts to rain hamsters dressed as astronauts.
Danny: are you a ghost two?
Tyler and Shope: or have a battle ball two?! Blush at there unison.
Roach: she's pretty.
Marco: puts arm around star and pulls her back. She is here with me..... Realize what he said and blushes. I uhhhhh mean uhhhhhh.........
Mabel: ooh! I see romance!
Marco: what?! No no no no no no no-
A girl comes off with a skateboard and a smile!
Radiance: here comes the next crazy, maddy!
Maddy: OMG! It's marco! And star! It's STARCO! And look! It's Eric and kitty!
Eric: staring at vana, huh?
kittie: (from side kick. She will be called kittie.) staring at Eric. Huh?
Maddy: OMG! It's yang! Hugs yangs leg.
Yang: o.....k......
A shy girl with glasses and a gourmand stands on the dock.
Andy: is this the right place?
Kacey: are next contestant! Andy!
Don: hey! I was suppose to introduce her!
Kacey: whatever.
Andy walks over to Maddy. Hi....
Maddy: jumps off of hangs leg. Hey hey! Smiles. I can't believe I'm on total drama! The total drama! Yes! Punches the deck and breaks a board. Oops. Heh heh. Sorry, got a little carried away there.
A big guy who looks at her with a no emotion.
Trace: you think? Rolls his eyes.
A girl with a violin gets off the boat.
Karlee: hey, I'm karlee, also you, points at trace. like you haven't gone crazy an over fangirl or fanboy before. Punches him playfully in the shoulder.
Trace: no, I haven't.
Karlee: looks a little mad. Well at least normal fans do, so give the girl a break.
Trace: smirks. I think I'll pass, but thanks for the tip,Harley.
Karlee: it's not Harley's! Its-
Radiance and Kacey: KARLEE?!
Karlee: hey guys. Suprise! Does jazz hands and looks back at trace. This isn't over.
Trace: what ever you say, doll.
Karlee: grrr.
A shy girl carrying some books steps on the dock and sees trace and karlee.
Kristal: ummmmmmmmmm....... Am I interrupting something?
Chris: here comes our next contestant-
Radiance: our next contestant! Kristal!
Chris and don go into a sulking conner.
Kristal: nice to meet you all..... Looks down shyly.
Honk honk!
A boat behind them with a guy also has books.
Kacey: mark!
Mark: h-hi every- trips on a rock and rolls down. o-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Falls onto kristal. Then looks at her and starts to blush crazy. I- I- I-
Kristal: uhhhhhhhhh...... Can y-you uhhhhhhh.....
Mark: eyes go wide and gets off of her. S-sorry.gives her a hand. H-hi.
Kristal: hi, I'm mistal...... Hears herself and eyes go wide. I mean, I'm kristal.blushes and nervously giggles. And you are?
Mark: kristal.... Looks like he's dreaming. Hi.
Kristal: ummmmmmmmmm..... I'm kristal.
Mark: oh- snaps out of it. Sorry.... I'm Mark. Smiles.
They stare into each other's eyes smiling for a few seconds until.....
Trace: GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!!
Jo heather joesee and some others: yeah!
Kristal and Mark  snap out of it blushing majorly.
Kristal and Mark: what?! Looks away from each other.
Kristal: I-
Mark: we-
They both awkwardly look at each other and smile and walk the opposite direction.
Trace held his leg out and Mark trips with his stuff flying into the air, opening one of the cases and a bunch of books fall, one hits karlee.
Karlee and Mark: OW!
Karlee: what the flip man!
Trace: chuckles. Nothing much. Just tripping the geek.
Mark: hey!
Kristal: you ok.
Karlee: what's your problem. Gets in his face.
Trace: blushes slightly. Uhhhhh.... Right now, you being all up in my face like yah gonna yell at me then kiss me!
Karlee looks angry.
Kacey: not the right thing to say.
Karlee: blushes. Then punches him in the gut. Idiot.
Mark: ow.
A girl with pig tails in pink shows up.
Jane: OMG! TOTAL DRAMA!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE! OMG! ITS CHRIS AND DON!
Chris: looks like we got a fan, unlike some people. Looks at radiance and kacey!
Jane: NO! I HATE YOU GUYS! BUT YOUR HILARIOUS!
Chris:........ 😢😖😫 oh come on! 😔.....
Another girl shows up, jumps off the boat doing a back tuck back handspring and poses with a dangerous smirk.
Gabriella: that was...... Sick!
Kacey: cool! We have our dare devil Gabriella!
Gabriella: ha ha, yeah.
A guy with brown hair and a m shirt comes off the boat.
Max: hi people! Tips and falls on a rock (same one as Mark.) his bags go flying as he starts to fall. so he does a dive roll starts to run some till he falls back sliding and catches his bags. Phew. His bag pops open and a bunch of games and hats fall out. Great..... Just great.
Radiance: max!
Max: starts to pick some stuff up.... When he goes to pick up his last hat another hand grabs it at the same time. Huh?
Gabriella: Hi! Smiles.
Max: AHHHHH! Jumps back some. Then sees who it is. Oh...... It's just you..... Heh heh..l blushes. Shem, hi.
Gabriella: sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. But I had to say, awesome dive roll and slide! That was such a cool entrance. To bad your bag couldn't handle it. Hands him his hat.
Max: oh, uhhhhh yeah, I totally planned that ... Thanks uhhhhhhhhh.......
Gabriella: Gabriella.
Max: Max. Gets up and walks with Gabriella and talks with her.
A girl with a camera, and curly brown hair with a streak shows up.
Jordan: so this is total drama.... awesome.
All the single boys stare at her for a few seconds.
Jordan: hair is blowing in the wind and the sunlight makes her hair sparkle. Either that or the sparkles in her hair shin brighter. Sees the guys staring at her and looks at them weirdly. What's? Do I have something on my face or somethings?
Cody: nooooo......
Dave: but....
Nathanael: your.....
All the single boys: beautiful......
Jordan: blushes slightly and rolls her eyes. Sorry boys, but not gonna happen.
A boy with a with a Theodora and a smirk walks out of the boat.
Kacey: and our flirty nerdy guy! Aidan!
Aidan: sup guys, sees Jordan and winks at her. Hey.
Jordan: not gonna- he walks away from her and yawns. Hey! I was talking to you.
Aidan: hmm.... So you wanted to talk to me. Smirks.
Jordan: blushes. What's? No! I- ugh!
Aidan: smirks and laughs. I'm just messing with yah. Sees Max! Hey dude. Fist pumps Max.
Max: sup bro.
Jordan: typical, the flirt walks away again. Rolls her eyes and stands next to Jane.
A girl with a flower shirt shows up.
Chris: it's Eily! Air fist pump! Yes!
Eily: OMG! It's Tyler! Hugs him.
Tyler: uhhhhhhhh.......
Eily: gets off of him blushing slightly! Ooh! Shope Kevin! Kiss!
Kevin Shope and Tyler: what?
Eily: come on! Takes out her camera. I want to take a picture of the ultimate shovin moment!
Shope: moving on!
A girl with purple and black hair shows up.
Don: Mel-
Radiance: MELODY! ha.
Don mumbles stuff under his breath.
Melody: wow, it's awesome to be here. Is holding a flute.
Karlee: you play flute?
Melody: yeah, why, do you play something?
Karlee: holds up her violin case. Just so happens that I play the violin.
Melody: cool!
A guy with spikey red hair and a guitar is shown.
Kyle: sup dudes! Who's ready to rock! and party!
Kacey: here comes our musician, Kyle!
Kyle: yeah! Rock on!
A girl with leather gloves and a blue paw print shirt gets off the boat.
Kasia: hai.
Kacey and Radiance: here comes the next crazy fan kasa.
Kasia: huh, and of course with my luck they say my name wrong. It's kasia.
Kacey: oh, sorry about that.
Kasia: it's ok.... Walks away saying nothing.
Dawn: appears behind her. Hello.
Kasia: yahhhhh!
Dawn: sorry.
Kasia: sigh. it's ok.
A girl with green and brown hair.
Christie: cheer up, or it will be way more to easy to boot you out.
Kacey: our stubborn shipper, Christie.
Christie walks silently over to trace.
A girl with short brown hair and a MP3 player gets off.
Radiance: and here comes our final contestant, angel!
Angel: hi. Is listening to music. Sees Jay and her eyes light up so does her smile as she walks over to him. H-hey.
Jay: hi.... Goes back to talking to mickey.
Radiance: and that's everyone! So now all we need to do is get you guys settled in your cabins, have some food, and.....
Kacey:do your first challenge to  determine the teams.
Chris and don: and 19 competitors will go home!
Everyone: what?!
Chris: but first, let's let the newbies try out the confessional.
........
Confessional
Karlee: ok, I'm usually cool and friends with everyone, but trace. Ugh!
Angel: heart eyes. He said hi to me. Eyes go wide. I mean ahem, Jay is pretty cool. Blushes slightly.
Aidan: soooooo..... I see a cute girl I like, but she doesn't know it yet, but wait till she does. Smirks and winks.
Jordan: you know, a lot of the guys here say I'm pretty and stuff, and sure it's nice, but seriously, is that all they see in me? I mean, they don't even know me, or about how i learn everything about my favorite shows, or how I am a black belt in karate.
Mark: face palms him self. Why am I soooo clumsy, it's embarrassing. Shrugs. And sighs.
Jane: I'm ready for a season of shipping!
..........
Kacey: now, campers, it's challenge time!
Radiance: the challenge is-
Tbc.