Candy:Welcome everyone!!! It's nice to meet you again. I am your host candy the unicorn and this is total drama Australia!! During season one zorch is the winner of the total drama island. So today we will have new contestants, new challenges and more!!! I mean who knows? Who will win and who will lose? Find out right here right now on total drama Australia!!!!! The contestants are in the airplane for the season two.
Unikitty:I wonder what is going to be like at Australia? Hopefully you and I are going to be in the same as last season. Right flain?
Flain:Uh right?
Snorky:(Honking)
Drooper:Dude would you please stop with the same joke already?
Bingo:Hey leave him alone drooper! He can't help it if makes random jokes.
Fleegle:Bingo nobody likes a tattletale!
Drooper:Hey guys guys! We can't fight each other like this. We're the banana splits.
Chef jojo:Attention all campers I got some good news and two bad news. The good news is we have made it to our destination. The first bad news is we ran out of gas. So pass in your extra seatbelts because the second bad news is we're crash landing.
All:(Screaming)
Flain:This could it unikitty!!!! I just wanted you to know how much I fell in love with you!!!!
Unikitty:You love me?! That's sweet!!!!
Flain:Let me tell you something bad girl!!! That thing is I'm the one who broke your favorite iPod!!!!
Unikitty:You did what?!?! Why?!?!?!?!
Flain:The buttons are too small!!!! It made me mad!!!!
Unikitty:That does it!!!! Darn it!!!!
Flain:I'm sorry!!!
Unikitty:You know what you stupid cheapskate?! I have had it!!!!!!
Chef jojo:Attention all campers put some underwater suits on!!! We're going to land on the water in Australia!!!! They all put the underwater suits for landing on the water. The crash is splashing in the water.
All:(Panting)
Fleegle:Well it's a good thing that the plane have lots of underwater suits in case you go crash landing on the water. (Laughs)
Chef jojo:Okay let's all get out of the water and get the dry land. Camera cue the intro!
[Jessie J domino playing]
🎵I'm feeling happy and free
Like glitters raining on me
You're like a shot of pure gold
I think I'm bout to explode
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air
Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause you're taking me there
Don't you know you spin me out of control🎵

🎵Ooh ooh ooh ooh
We can do this all night
Damn this love is skin tight
Baby come on
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Pull me like a bass drum
Sparkin' up a rhythm
Baby, come on!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh🎵

🎵Rock my world into the sunlight
Make this dream the best I've ever known
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino
Every second is a highlight
When we touch don't ever let me go
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino🎵

🎵You got me losing my mind
My heart beats out of time
I'm seeing Hollywood stars
You strum me like a guitar
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air
Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause your taking me there
Don't you know you spin me out of control🎵

🎵Ooh ooh ooh ooh
We can do this all night
Damn this love is skin tight
Baby come on
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Pull me like a bass drum
Sparkin' up a rhythm
Baby, come on!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh🎵

🎵Rock my world into the sunlight
Make this dream the best I've ever known
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino
Every second is a highlight
When we touch don't ever let me go
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino🎵

🎵Ooh baby baby, got me feelin' so right
Ooh baby baby, dancin' in the moonlight

Ooh baby baby, got me feelin' so right
Ooh baby baby, dancin' in the moonlight

Ooh baby baby, got me feelin' so right
Ooh baby baby, dancin' in the moonlight

Ooh baby baby, got me feelin' so right
Ooh baby baby, dancin' in the moonlight🎵

🎵Ooh ooh ooh🎵

🎵Rock my world into the sunlight
Make this dream the best I've ever known
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino
Every second is a highlight
When we touch don't ever let me go
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino.🎵
Candy:Hello old campers.
Stuart:(Speaking minionese angrily)
Miss piggy:Oh brother. Can you please stop you little minion?
Snorky:(Honking)
Bingo:I understand that pal.
Flamzer:Allow me to stop that minion. He punches stuart in the mouth.
Stuart:Ouch. Tank yu.
Candy:Anyway welcome to total drama Australia. Before we get started on the first challenge, I have a surprise for you campers.
Miss piggy:Ooh! I love surprises!!!!
Candy:Here they are. Meet the banana split member harmony the cat.
Harmony:Hi everyone. Hi banana splits. Hi snorky. (Kisses) She kissed snorky. He fainted on the ground.
Fleegle:Don't worry he's gonna be fine.
Candy:Next up is Tempest the cat, Angel the monkey, Jazz the panda, zaptor, krader, teslo, tentro, kraw, gobba, gurggle, jinky, kamzo, slusho, chilbo, spinza, cobrax, niksput, rokit, snax, flurr, stupe, stumble, botch, calamity, nuskull, loopy, ruckus, Melody the mongoose, Gemstone the bat, Bunny the rabbit, Gus the echidna, Flare the fire dragon, Zina the spaniel dog.
Gus:Cool. The muppet babies. I've been watching your TV show all the time in the internet.
Jazz:Hi I'm jazz.
Bingo:What is wrong with drooper?
Drooper:I think I'm in love with her.
Jazz:Oh. That was sweet.
Candy:Let's be teaming up with the new teams. Stupe and teslo will be team captains. Stupe's team will have stumble, botch, calamity, nuskull, loopy, ruckus, fleegle, drooper, bingo, snorky, harmony, floatzel, arcanine, maractus, marill, furfrou, joltik, tempest, angel, zina, jazz, kevin, stuart, bob, kermit, fozzie, gonzo, scooter, rowlf, skeeter, piggy, animal, gus, flare, komasan, and komajiro. And teslo's team will have zaptor, krader, tentro, kraw, gobba, gurggle, jinky, kamzo, slusho, chilbo, spinza, cobrax, niksput, rokit, snax, flurr, flain, vulk, zorch, flamzer, burnard, meltus, unikitty, puppycorn, Dr. Fox, hawkodile, richard, glomp, torts, glurt, Hiro, baymax, melody, gemstone, bunny, blazion, hidabat, roughraff, taffy, bentley, and jibanyan.
Your team names will be team iruma and team yonaga. So today's first challenge is catch the most dingos. On your marks, get set, go!!!! They all run to find dingos. Rowlf is using his nose to find any dingos. One of them is following him and sniffs his bottom.
Rowlf:Hey!
Dingo:(Panting)
Rowlf:Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! Let's go!!! Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
Candy:Look at rowlf! He's like leader of the dogs! He got 78 dingos. Kraw is using his arms to wrangle the dingos.
Candy:Well it looks like kraw have 12 dingos. Team iruma wins the first challenge!!! Team yonaga meet me at the camping area for first elimination chamber.
Melody:Excuse me but where do we sleep?
Candy:Well here is the houses. There is two of them for the team iruma and the other two for team yonaga. They come with pools, kitchen, and bathrooms. One is for boys and the other for girls. And this is a spa room. Also a confessional room. There is a camera on the back of the massage room. You're free to use it anytime on this new season.
Komajiro:Nice view. I can see the kangaroos over there.
Tempest:(Sighs) I love spas. I'm enjoying the mud bath.
Harmony:I know right? A true paradise.
Drooper:So jazz now that we're alone. Maybe we should date with each other.
Jazz:Yes please. I love your tail. It's like a rope.
Drooper:I was born to have to long tail.
Unikitty:I can't believe that we lost on the first day of total drama Australia.
Bentley:I understand that kitty burg!
Unikitty:What did you call me?! That's it!!! You know what you no good for nothing!!! I have had it!!!! She hits bentley a giant battle hammer with spikes.
Kraw:Whoa!!!!
Glomp:She is definitely crazy man!!!!
Candy:Okay team yonaga I have meat pies. I have 41 meat pies and they 42 of you. If you get a meat pie. That means you're safe. If you don't you are out of the competition. The first meat pie goes to:Teslo, zaptor, krader, tentro, gobba, gurggle, jinky, kamzo, slusho, chilbo, spinza, cobrax, niksput, rokit, snax, flurr, flain, vulk, zorch, flamzer, burnard, meltus, puppycorn, Dr. Fox, hawkodile, richard, glomp, torts, glurt, Hiro, baymax, melody, gemstone, bunny, blazion, hidabat, roughraff, taffy, bentley, and jibanyan. The bottom two are kraw and unikitty. Kraw you have wrangle 12 dingos and that doesn't count.
Kraw:Oh brother.
Candy:And unikitty you are injuring bentley with a giant battle hammer with spikes. The last meat pie goes to........... Unikitty.
Unikitty:Yes!!!! I'm safe!!!!
Kraw:What?!
Candy:Kraw I'm sorry but you are the first person to be eliminated. Let me show you way to get to the place where the contestants  will lose. Meet the cannon of shame. Hop on in.
Kraw:Okay. But does this have a seatbelt?
Candy:Nope. She blasted kraw in the sky.