so me and my parents were at the drive though and...

Speaker: what would you like to side with that?

Me: *from the back* food!

Dad: *dying of laughter*

Mom: *glares at us.* *orders*

Speaker: want anything else?

Me: *mumbles* a discount.

Dad: *dying again*

Mom: I swear to god you two...

*on drive home*

Mom: *starts gagging*

Me: shhh... Jesus is cleansing you.

Mom: what the actual fuck Amelia?