Me being the weirdo I am, is scared of the weirdest things! So instead of giving you a deep analysis of why I have these fears I'll tell you 5 of fears in no real order.

Lobster mouths. Have you ever looked at one closely? I always feel like all of those weird things coming out of their mouth are touching me! It scares the hell out of me!

Octopus beaks. I know another sea animal mouth but seriously! It just seems unnatural! After I learned how the kill their prey I've been scared that one will attack me.

Artificial darkness. Now I'm not talking about any darkness. I live in the suburbs where there's not even city lights. At night it's really dark. However there are always the stars or the moon to shed a bit of light. Inside though there's nothing. Every night when I go to sleep (at 1 AM) I literally can't see 5 inches in from of me.

Losing the Famdom. I know that one day we will seperate. One day we won't talk anymore. One we will split up forever and never meet again. I really don't want that to happen. I love you guys with all my heart. I don't know what I'd do without you guys. Gods I'm crying now. I'm just paranoid that the day will come sooner than expected. And that I'll never get the chance to say good bye.

Closets. First of all they're useless. I mean you can just fold your clothes then put them anywhere. And then there's the fact that with mine you literally can't see the end of it. There's a door in it and that door in a passage that leads to no where on particular. Scary right?

The ocean. After a few month ago when I got swept out to sea by a riptide like wave I've become scared of going in the ocean. I mean if you almost die because of something you won't be jumping into to line for it.

Those are all of my fears but there's one place where all of them happen. The shower. I know that that's really weird but look at the way I see it.

1) There's a closet in my bathroom.

2) The shower curtain block out 99.9% of the light. Also to piss me off my brother likes to flicker the lights.

3) I have a pet lobster that can easily crawl into the tub.

4) I always imagine an octopus bursting in from the wall for some reason.

5) The water for some reason reminds me of almost drowning.

Is that enough reasons? Because I have a hell lot more! Anyways I thought it would be amusing to tell you guys all of my fears! It better be because there's no way I'm sleeping tonight! Sweet dreams guys!