Remus Janus and Virgil were ready to go to Remy's party after a while of trying to find the perfect outfits. They decided not to wear anything they actually liked, because they knew how wild Remy's parties got.

Virgil was in his old hoodie and had baggy ripped sweatpants on, Janus was just in a yellow t-shirt with his gloves and jeans, and also his hat, of course, and Remus was basically wearing a trash bag.

They all sunk down and arrived to Remy's part of the mind palace.

The music was up to the top volume, Remy was making out aggressively with Emile, and a few of their friends were there dancing like there was no tomorrow, and chugging alcohol.

"Yo! Remy!" Remus screeched.

"Remus!" A clearly drunk Remy screamed from across the room, stumbling over to them.

"Hey there guys" he said, falling backwards onto his sober boyfriend.

"Okay, let's get you some water" Emile smiled, "hello guys! Have fun!" He said, going to get Remy some much needed water.

"Alright," Remus began, "let's do this!"

He ran over to a table, grabbed a few drinks, and handed some over to his friends.

Remus and Janus downed their drinks in seconds as Virgil looked at his hesitantly.

"Come onnnn Virgil, don't be such a worrywart! Nothing will happen!" Janus said, trying to coax Virgil into drinking it.

"What if it poisons me? What if I do something stupid? What if something bad happens?" He asked.

Remy returned, more sober, with Emile and said, "come on Virgil, let loose for once!"

Virgil sighed and started drinking the disgusting liquid. Remus pulled out a camera and started filming. "Baby's first alcohol!"

"Ew. That was disgusting" Virgil exclaimed, not liking the burning taste that it left in his mouth.

"It's only like that the first few times" Remy smirked, handing him another drink which he slowly drank after being prompted by his friends.

Remus and Janus started telling Remy and Emile the whole prostate story after a few drinks.

"Oh my god, Janus! How did you even manage to do that?" Remy laughed, "you really left your mark!"

"Well let's just say.." Janus whispered, making them lean closer, "hemi penis" he whispered again.

"Oh my god! Are you kidding?!" Remy asked in shock.

Janus smirked, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Woah...can I see? OW!" Remy rubbed his shoulders, glaring at Emile, "it was a joke!" Remy groaned.

Virgil started giggling and twirling around, slurring out words, downing drinks left and right.

"Uh oh. Patton's going to kill us" Janus sighed.

"Virgil-Vir-NO OH MY GOD!" Emile yelled, running over to Virgil who had his pants down, probably about to piss on the floor.

Remy, Janus, and Remus were dying laughing, zooming the camera in on Virgil, then onto their crying faces.

Virgil whined as Emile pulled his pants back up, and said "noooooo!!!" And trying to tug them back down.

"GUYS A LITTLE HELP HERE!!" Emile shouted as Virgil began to attack him.

Janus came over there, conjured up some heavy duty duct tape, and taped Virgil's pants to his body.

Virgil pouted when he realized his weak noodle drunk arms could no longer tug off his sweat pants. He was so drunk he couldn't even make a fist.

Remus eventually forced Virgil to drink some water and sober down, which he did, to the point where he was just a little bit tipsy, and then he went right on back to drinking.

"Damn, I thought you had to piss?" Janus chuckled, screaming over the loud party music.

Virgil flipped him off very sloppily, and downed a shot of Vodka.

Eventually, Virgil was drinking a lot, and there was a crowd chanting his name, telling him to chug a few shots of whiskey and rum, which he did, and there were cheers and claps all around as he jumped on a table, diving into the crowd, which caught him.

Remus quickly zoomed in the camera and screamed, "OH MY GOD, HE'S CROWD SURFING!!"

Virgil giggled as he jumped out of the crowd and onto Remus, which caused them both to tumble over and start crying and laughing tears of drunk happiness.

"Oh my god, drunk Virgil is so weird to witness" Janus laughed, he'd never seen Virgil so careless before.

"M-MOre!!" Virgil burped, "whoo!" He screamed, getting up, only to fall right back over, Emile having to catch him.

Eventually, they somehow convinced Emile to start drinking too. Emile drank usually at parties, just not at much as Remus, Janus, and Remy. The farthest he'a ever gotten was drunk, he's never been blackout/extremely drunk. He usually just stayed tipsy.

But oh no, that night, he was blackout. Soon enough, he had like, 14 shots of rum and refused to sober up. He was also taking shits of whisky and wine every now and again.

"He is so getting alcohol poisoning" Janus smirked at Remus. They'd both sobered up by now.

"Oh, yeah. Defiantly."

Soon enough, Virgil and Emile were the drunkest people at the party, screaming into a karaoke microphone, tripping over nothing and then eventually crying because they lost their socks, but  somehow not their shoes.

Virgil was eventually trying to shove his pants back down, but was getting frustrated that he couldn't so he just angrily laid down on the floor.

Remus picked the camera back up and turned it back on, snickering, "what are you doing Virgil?" He received no response.

Virgil was just looking up at the ceiling.

"Virge?" Remus questioned again.

"I have to peeeeee!" Virgil whined, finally getting a response.

"Oh shit I forgot!" Remus said quickly, "it's been like two hours since you tried to piss on the floor, how did you not pee already-"

"I forgot" Virgil giggled.

He got up slowly, and then began to run to the bathroom, tripping over someone and falling to the floor.

"Virgil?" Remus asked slowly.

No response.

After a minute, Virgil said "oopsie.."

"Oopsie?! What does oopsie mean???" Janus asked quickly.

His answer was received when he noticed a puddle growing around Virgil, who was whimpering while trying to tug off his taped on pants.

"Ah damn it Virgil, sorry.." Janus said sheepishly. He should have seen this coming when he taped Virgil's pants on him.

"Weee!" Virgil hiccuped, forgetting about his accident-which was still happening-very quickly as he jumped up and started screaming the lyrics to a song that just came on.

"Okay, holy god, Virgil that is a lot of-OH MY GOD DON'T MAKE A TRAIL!!"

Janus quickly stilled Virgil, and by the time he finished his piss, his sweatpants were even saggier than they were when he originally came.

Remy snapped his fingers, teleporting Virgil to Roman's room.

"Let Roman take care of it" Remy said, "besides, I think Virgil needs to get home...now, how does a hemi penis feel? Do you use both hands to beat your meat?"

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Roman was in his room, fapping himself and moaning to a picture of Virgil, when Virgil suddenly appeared in his room.

"Woah did I summon you?" Roman asked, wondering how loud he was moaning Virgil's name.

Virgil fell on the floor in front of Roman's boner.

"Need help with that?" Virgil giggled, trying to jerk Roman off.

"V-VIRGIL! WHY ARE YOU HERE?" Roman screamed, falling off of his bed, hiding the picture of Virgil.

"Remus and Janus...and-a-and Rem-Remy got me drUnk" he slurred.

It was then when Roman got a good look at the boy. He was soaked from the waist down, his hoodie abandoned, several layers of duct tape on the waist band of his sweatpants going up to his belly button, really showing off his skinny frame.

His hair was a mess, and his face was a pale shade of red. He had tears running down his face, yet he didn't look sad or upset. He actually looked really happy.

"Virgil..oh my god, baby, what did they do to you?" Roman asked quietly, picking Virgil up from where he sat on the floor. His drunk body went limo against him, Virgil wasn't even trying to help Roman.

ROMAN!!" Patton yelled out of nowhere, bursting the door open, "SOMETHING's wrong with THOMAS!!"

Virgil snapped his eyes open at the sound, hiccuping.

"Virgil's drunk.." Roman said in fear of what Patton would do.

"WHAT?!? Is that why Thomas has no anxiety?! Oh my god, you know alcohol shuts him down, why would you let him-"

"It wasn't me!!! It was Janus and Remus and Remy!" Roman shouted.

Virgil frowned, covering his ears, "W-why you yell??" He asked, not really being able to form coherent sentences.

"I'm sorry baby..shh, we'll sort this out" Roman whispered.

"Okay" Virgil yawned.

Roman sighed, conjuring things to help with the hangover Virgil would have tomorrow.

"Oh my goodness! what the heck happened?" Patton asked in concern as he finally took a good look a Virgil.

"I-let's talk about this tomorrow. Right now, I need to get Virgil changed, and get him to sleep."

Suddenly, Virgil lurched, puking all over his already soak lap.

"Oh my god!" Roman yelled.

It was long to be a long night.