A/N: ha. You thought I was gonna publish an actual chapter instead of a filler that only people who watch DHMIS will get. Anyways, It's thanksgiving break whoo hoo! No stupid school, yay! *starts prancing around my burrito cult* wait when did this turn into italics?

Virgil's POV

Today has been a fun day.

Better than the past few weeks, that's for sure.

Anyways, me and Roman were doing a don't hug me I'm scared marathon. It was pretty funny seeing Roman's face explode into looks of concern, surprise, and disgust.

I snickered as Roman screamed when we got to the end of the second episode.

"WHAT-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!?" He screamed and covered his eyes.

I looked to the screen as I saw the bird guys fingers shed and the yellow guys face morph.

"Chill out Romano, this is only the second episode." I grinned as he looked up at me in horror.

I started the third episode and Roman started immediately judging it.
"That meat isn't cooked-wait that's not a bee. Wtf, now it's a pigeon?!"

I chuckled at his confusion.

Soon enough I was humming along to the episode but almost had a heart attack when Roman started screaming about the chicken they ate. "THAT IS DISGUSTING- I CAN NOT-" he covered his wide terror-filled eyes.

I forced his eyes back to the tv and said in a low, deep voice, "Child, watch."

He seemed scared but complied.

He curled into himself as the bird guy stared into our souls for a few seconds.

The rest of the episodes almost made him run out of the room.

In the next episode the red guy staring at him made him start hugging me, which I hissed to but hugged back.

"You're cold Virgil" he muttered.

"Like my soul" I replied.

"WHY IS THAT THING EATING BIRD GUY'S GUTS?!?" Roman screamed while yeeting me off the couch.

I fell into Logan while he was walking past with Patton. "And then the dog- LOGAN!" Patton screamed as I was tangled in a two human body pile.

Logan cleared his throat and said "well. That was eventful. Now tell me Virgil, why were you figuratively flying at me four hundred miles per hour?

I heard Patton skip over to Roman and ask "whatcha watching buddy?"

I decided to answer Logan while smirking and looking over to Patton. 'He won't survive' I thought. "Roman threw me across the room because we were watching dhmis and the part where the bird gets his guts eaten is on-"

I was cut off by logan who whipped his head over to patton who was watching the part where the bird guy gets eaten out by-

Wait no that sounded- not eaten out- his guts got eaten out of his body?
Yea. Better.

Anyways, Logan ran over to the tv and covered a trembling Patton's eyes and ears and brought him out of the room.

Me and Logan had a conversation about how Patton's most likely not sleeping tonight. I looked back to the tv to see the last episode auto played and it was at the end.

I saw Roman curl into the couch as it ended. I smirked and walked over, planting myself into it.

"So Roman...how'd you like it?"

I said. "Oh, it's over?" He asked, a flash of somewhat...disappointed I guess flashed through his eyes. I knew he would like it. I smirked "well I guess I'll be going to my room now-"

Roman grabbed my hand and said "stay!"

His eyes widened and he let go of my hand saying, "Virgil your hands are like, so cold oh my goodness gracious this is not okay I think I lost all me body heat touching you is this why you always wear a hoodie?"

"...yes..?" I lied.

Roman, dropping the subject, said "oh! Well...maybe I could help keep you warm..."

I blush exploded on my face and I hid my face in my hands.

But before I could respond, Patton barged into the room and screamed "COME GET YOUR LUNCH KIDDOS!!"

Way to ruin the moment. I sighed and walked to the kitchen. Did I abandon Roman? Yep. Do I care?

....no?

He caught up to me and we walked into the kitchen.

Patton served us hamburgers.

"What do you call a Cow with no legs?
Ground beef!" Patton said.

I chuckled while Roman and Logan groaned.

"Did you make hamburgers just to make that pun?" I asked.

He smiled at me and nodded.

I looked at the hamburger.

I looked at everyone else eating.

'What if You make a mess'  'what if you eat weird' 'what if You're too fat for this?' 'What if they think you eat too much?' 'you don't need food'

My brain just kept telling me the what if's. I started talking back to my brain. 'Screw you Brain, food is good therefore I will eat it and cry over the fact that people saw me eat later, plus hamburgers aren't that messy so....'

'Yea but what if someone laughs at you because you drop your food?'

'I'll cry' I responded.

'Okay, so if you eat that now, with nothing except the bun and meat, that should be 357 calories, and if you purge you could use anywhere between 1/4 to a half of that.."

I sighed, ignored my brain, and grabbed the hamburger, starting to eat it.

"Take that brain" I mumbled.

"What?" Roman asked.

"...did I say that out loud?"
Roman nodded. I groaned.

Roman slipped a piece of paper into my lap, as I was about to get up, winked, probably wishing it was him in my lap instead of a paper-before he was bolting away.

I took the paper, read over it, and blushed madly.

Patton put a spoon next to me and screamed "MY GAYDAR IS GOING OFF!"

I was having a gay panic.

I read over the note once more.

"Roman is my secret admirer!"