A/n: I decided I need more Logan and Patton action in this story. Usually whenever I mention Logan he's just there acknowledging the fact he's surrounded by idiots.

Actually, you know what, Logan's the comedic timing character now 😂

Patton's POV

I was sitting on the couch pouting and looking at Logan. He was reading a book. And wasn't paying any attention to me at all!!

I need love and attention from my Logie bear! I grabbed his arm and wined, "Looooggggaaaaaaaaaannnn!"

He ignored me again, loudly flipping his page.

I pouted.

"Logan why won't you pay attention to me?" I asked, frowning. He sighed and said "I love you but I have to work."

"You're reading not working!"

"I have to read this to understand my work. Thomas' well-being relies on it."

I sighed and then got an idea.
Group chat time!

Patton: hey logan?

Logan rolled his eyes, checking his phone.

Logan: Yes? It's very illogical to text me when you're quite literally three feet away from me.

Patton: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

Logan: I'll regret this...but what?

Patton: Your job still sucks!

Logan:....

Virgil: It took a second.

Virgil: I think I just died.

Roman: you look like you're about to die I'll tell you that.

Logan: ...Patton.

Patton: yes Logie?

Logan: WHERE DID YOU EVEN HEAR THAT FROM?! Usually, I see all caps as unnecessary and annoying, however they feel dignified at the moment.

Roman: looks like Patton isn't as innocent as we thought.

Patton: oh! I read it online. I didn't get it, but it was a joke about work. And Logan was working.

Roman: Virgil's face palming.

Virgil: kinda wish I was palming something else, Roman ;)))))))))))

Roman: WAIT WHAT-

Virgil has deleted his latest message.

Virgil: ...what?

Logan: Looking through my vocabulary cards, I believe I have found the correct term. 'XD'

Virgil: no....

Patton: what is this thing you want to palm? Does palm mean you want to hit it?

Logan: Is 'XD' not the correct term? Alright, how about..'lol'?

Virgil: you could say that, Pat. I defiantly wanna hit /&&2'wkw

Logan:...Why did you send irrelevant text along with your sentence?

Virgil: oh. Nothing. Roman just took my phone. But I managed to send my message.

Patton: maybe I should look it up.

Logan: Would you like to know what the term palming means? Well, it simply means- actually wait, I should just tell you since we are right beside each other.

Roman: LOGAN NO!

Virgil: Lmao have fun, dad.

Logan: Oh, would you would rather me text the meaning of palming? Alright. Palming is simply when you hit something with the palm of your hand.

Roman: ...oh...I thought you were gonna say..the other thing.

Logan: Do you actually think I would ruin his innocence? So early in the relationship.

Patton: we've been dating for a year

Roman: if I recall correctly, you called him daddy the other day.

Patton: of course he did! I'm dad!

Roman: you're Virgil's dad.

Virgil: ;-;

Virgil: hey I got a joke too!
What do you get when you jingle a man's balls?

Roman: oh sweet Zeus, what?

Virgil: a white Christmas :)

Roman: LOGAN GET PATTON, PROTECT THE INNOCENT!

Virgil: What does a pregnant mom say when her daughter asks how to spell "penis"?

Roman: ...what?

Virgil: "I wished you asked me last night when it was on the tip of my tounge."

Roman: I'm concerned for you.

Thomas: can we make that gay?

Virgil: when did you get here?!

Logan: I may or may have not 'yeeted' Patton's phone across the room.

Patton: don't you worry, Logie! I got it back!

Logan: Wonderful.

Thomas: I've been here

Virgil: anyways let's just say random stuff.

Roman: I wish I had a super knit-tight group of friends to fight crime with.

Virgil: I wish I had a super knit-tight group of friends to commit crime with.

Logan: I wish I had sane friends.

Patton: I wish I could knit.

Thomas: lol

Logan: Okay, that is quite enough 'phone time ' for me, it is time for me to get back to work.

Patton: :(

Logan: Do not fret Parton,
I will make it up to you later.

Virgil Kinky.

Roman: Kink- HEY I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

Logan: You were actually going to type* that.

I chuckled and put my phone away, Logan did too.

I got off of the couch and went to the kitchen with the soul intention of cooking dinner. Which I did! Yay, food!

My phone all of the sudden started blowing up with messages of "THAT IS DISGUSTING VIRGIL, WHY?!?"

I put the pizza in the oven,
Then scrolled up to see what was happening.

Virgil: I'm watching a video about a cute animal
>o<

Virgil: whoops sorry wrong photo- okay here it is.

Roman: WHAT IS THAT FIRST ONE?!

Roman: I AM DISGUSTED

Roman: I AM REVOLTED!

Roman: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FrOm?!?

Virgil: I just told you, it was from a video!

Roman: NOT THAT ONE, THE FIRST ONE!

Virgil: ...I was hanging out with Remus. We decided to take a cursed bean photo.

Roman: -_- wtf dude? With REMUS?!

Virgil: I thought you would think the mole rat was ugly.

Roman: without ugly in the world, there could be no beautiful!

Virgil: lol, thanks for your sacrifice then.

Roman: i am oFFENDED

Patton: kiddo! And Roman! Play nice! Also, AWE LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE HAIRLESS ANIMAL I LOVE IT, I W A N T ONE!!!

I turned off my phone when the timer beeped and got the pizza out.

"KIDDO'S PIZZA'S READY!!!" I yelled, waiting for the hoard of humans to come in.