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•slight drowning

(Virgil's POV)

Roman ran out of the room screaming about planning a date. I was smiling like a idiot and I went to my room.

I frantically back flipped/yeeted myself onto my bed. "Ow!" I said, angry at whatever I just fell on. I sat up quickly, because pain and reflexes. My razor cut me.

'See, Virgil this is why you don't do stupid things like try to shave your legs in your room, scream the lyrics to burn while sobbing and dancing, then throw your razor on your bed and pass out on the floor surrounded by the non existent hair you just shaved, because you are a FIGMENT OF THOMAS' IMAGINATION-" my brain said.

"Brain, shut up." I said aloud.

'It's not my fault you're weird. Also you might want to clean that blood by the way. Also, i'm feeling nice today so you don't need to use that razor for..other purposes.'

"Oh okay." I said to my brain.

I decided to act pathetic. I grabbed my phone and texted Patton.

Virgil: Dad...:((( I fell on my razor and it cut me. It was so mean to me ;(( I have a boo boo. It really hurts 😭😭😭😭 I need you to come kiss it better! ☹️☹️☹️ Pwease? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I chuckled at my text. I'm pathetic.

Pop star: OHH MY GOSH KIDDO SNKANWKWNWJBEOWKWNWJWN ARE YOU OKAY?!? MY POOR DARK STRANGE SON, I'LL BE THERE IN A JIFFY!

I could hear him falling off of something in the other room and slamming his door open.

Virgil: Thank you dad, I love you 🖤

I could hear him squeal at that and scream, "MY SON LOVES ME"

"Patton calm down." Logan sighed out.

I chuckled again and then my door slammed open so fast, the wind of it almost made me fall off of my bed.

"I HAVE COME TO ATTACK YOU WITH FATHERLY LOVE!
...AND BANDAGES!"

I smiled a little. I decided to milk this. "Daaaaaddd" I groaned out dramatically. "Wow kiddo, you almost sounded like Logan the other day except he said daddy and-"

"PATTON DO NOT OVER SHARE" Logan yelled from the hallway.

Patton giggled and I snickered. He looked at the cut on mE and said "IT PEELED YOUR SKIN BACK MY POOR SON-"

"It's okay Patton, I just need you to clean the blood off of it and bandage it."

Patton nodded quickly and started treating my cut.

He finished and said "okay kiddo is there anything else you need?"

I poured and out and made fake tears in my eyes.

I said in a wavering voice, "a hug would really help me..."

He looked so happy and he hugged me tightly and I hugged back and smiled.

"And I thought Roman was the acto-" Logan began but I cut him off with a hiss.

"..I'm sorry, did he just hiss at me?"

I nodded and hugged Patton tighter.

I whimpered. "He-he thinks I'm being dramatic."

"Logan! Leave our precious son alone!!" He said, scoldingly in my defense. I smirked at Logan when Patton was too busy hugging me to notice.

Logan sighed in frustration and left.

Patton soon left too after I reassured him that I was fine.

I smiled and sat down on my bed.

Then my privacy was interrupted when Roman bursted into my room and screamed, "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME HANDSOME, WE HAVE A DATE TO GO ON!" He winked very sloppily at me.

I rolled my eyes and allowed him to carry me bridal style.

He brought me to the imagination.

"Wow..." I breathed. "This is..incredibly extra. And romantic. And I love you and oh my gosh I thought you were going to do something huge I wouldn't like, like conjure up a parade."

(Roman's POV)

I frantically waved off the parade/circus. "Yea...I'd never do something that huge..." I said nervously and sat down.

We were at the park. There was a lake near and it was dark. The stars shimmered, and under a tree that was lit with magenta fairy lights was a picnic.

"This..is so clichè." Virgil said, smiling.

We sat down under the tree and star gazed while eating.

We soon finished and stood up, deciding to walk by the lake.

We walked and while we did, we talked about what we did today.

"Well, I accidentally cut myself with a razor and I milked it and Patton looked like his heart was about to break. I was so pathetic."

I looked at the texts they had and said, "Oh storm cloud. You really are."

He blushed a little and laughed, shoving me a little.

I shoved back, underestimating my strength and how Smol and light Virgil was and accidentally pushed him into the lake, off of the dock.

I laughed and waited a few seconds. "Sorry storm cloud." A few more seconds. I chuckled nervously. "Virgil?" I asked.

"...Virgil?!?"

My eyes widened in panic when I remembered something.

Virgil can't swim.