Okay, SO,
✨Trigger warning✨
•Porn mentions
•heated make out session

"Daaaaaad!!" Virgil groaned, a small pout forming on his lips.

"Yeah, my dark strange son?" Patton asked, smiling widely.

"Nothing, I just wanted to see Logan simping over your smile" Virgil smirked, Patton whipping around to find Logan smiling fondly at him.

Patton giggled, twirling his hair, "awee, am I cute?"

Logan sputtered, a deep red blush forming on his cheeks.

Virgil cackled, slapping his knee at the dumbfounded Look on Logan's face.

"Virgil, I was not-" he got out a vocabulary card, " 'simping' " over Patton, I was simply admiring-LOOKING AT HIM-"

"Admit it Logan, you're a simp~"

"FALSEHOOD!" Logan screamed. He screamed, in fact, so loud that it somehow woke up Roman.

Yes, Roman, Mr. Beauty Sleep himself.

Patton was content with listening to the chitter chatter and the playful bickering
as he finished up with making breakfast. He asked Virgil to set the table while he and Logan finished up and served the food onto everyone's plates.

Virgil complied, and once they finished, called everyone down to the table. The smell of Patton's world-famous cheesy bacon omelets of course drew everybody to the kitchen table immediately, as they loaded up their plates with grits and eggs.

It was nice to have someone around who didn't set the kitchen on fire every time they cooked.

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Virgil sighed in boredom. There was nothing to do. It was a stuffy, boring day. He wished Remy could come over. He always had the latest gossip and drama, and was not afraid to spill the tea. But he was helping Thomas go to sleep after a long night of working.

Maybe he and Janus could watch Remus try to copy professional pole dancer moves again?

Or maybe they could do what they did after a night out with Remy, re in-act their favorite porn scenes.

Remus could do two girls one cup with Janus?

And Virgil could look on in horrified, interested disgust.

Yeah. Maybe that's what they'd do.

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Meanwhile, Roman and Patton were screaming Be More Chill songs. Like, how much BMC does one person need in their life?

A lot, apparently.

It was actually turning out to be an eventful day. Well, at least over the sounds of the two song-screaming friends they couldn't hear the activities that Virgil was watching Remus and Janus do.

It was weird to be so close with someone that you'd literally request your friends to reenact two girls doing very questionable things with a cup, and then have them no questions asked agree to it.

He felt like he was doing something bad..like he was getting away with something. Technically, he was. If Patton knew about this, he'd get an earful from him.

But what Patton didn't know wouldn't hurt him.

Long story short, by the end of it, Virgil was scarred for the rest of his life, and Janus discovered a new kink. (Remus had already been into it.)

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"Hey Virgil, where've you been?" Roman asked as Virgil walked into their room, closing the door slowly, looking like he was reevaluating the meaning of life.

"...We don't need to speak of that. It's not important" he shivered.

Roman chuckled as Virgil laid down on his chest. Roman searched through Virgil's pools of chocolate that he called eyes, silently asking for consent. Virgil nodded, and Roman closed the gap between them, and their lips met for a long, heavy kiss.

It was sweet, and scandalous.

It was perfect.

Their tongues entered each other's mouths, their hands rode up the backs and the chests of each other's shirts.

They were as close as they could possibly get, and they each fought for dominance. Roman was surprised at Virgil's confidence, but refused to let the shock make him loose.

He fought back just as hard, winning him over.

Virgil whined, and Roman smirked into the kiss. Soon after, they pulled apart for air, and were both breathless.

"I'm amazed every time" Virgil breathed, trailing kisses down Roman's jawline, and down his neck.

Roman too his shirt off, and Virgil gave his chest quite a few hickeys.

Soon enough, it became very heated.

Let's just say, they needed a shower by the end of it.