A/n: I feel like this story has no plot and is just a bunch of weird things that happen with the sides.

I feel like I should make drama happen, but I think Virgil grabbing Remus' bleeding butt cheeks is better 🤣

"Hey, folks! Beggin' your pardon
'Scuse me, sorry to barge in-" Remus sang, getting cut off by Roman who screamed the next lyric, and suddenly everyone in the minds-cape was singing The Whole Being Dead Thing.

Well, Logan was rapping it in the form of a poem.

By the end of it, Remus and Roman were fighting over who's a better singer.

"It's SO, me!" Roman yelled.

"No! ME!!!" Remus screeched.

"How about this!" Patton yelled, getting out a sticker with an octopus and a sticker with a crown, and putting them on the twins, "you're both the best singer!"

"This does not satisfy me!" Roman yelled sassily.

Remus gasped, smiling at the sticker and taking it off, putting it on his plushie octopus that he pulled out of seemingly nowhere.

"Where did you- you know what, I don't need to be traumatized" Virgil sighed with an eye roll.

"Hehehe" Remus giggled mischievously.

"Oh please, you've been traumatized since the day we met" Janus teased.

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"Patton, we've been together for quite a while" Logan explained, grabbing Patton's hand.

"Yeah?" Patton asked, smiling.

"I think we need to take our relationship to the next step..."

Patton smiled widely. Could it finally be?

"We should go on dates together."

Patton gasped in excitement, "YES!"

"Wow, that was beautiful, I think I might shed a tear" Virgil said sarcastically.

"Virgil-are you in the air vents?!?" Logan asked, looking up.

"No I'm in south Africa-"

"Okay smart guy" Logan said, rolling his eyes, "get down from there now, you could get hurt!"

"Pfft, okay, mom" Virgil snickered.

"I-I am not your mother! I am a male, and mothers are females!" Logan exclaimed defensively.

"Well Patton's my dad and since you two fuc-I mean- since you two are dating that makes you my mom" Virgil explained.

"First off, if I was going to be your parent i'd be your father, secondly I am not your parent because me and Patton are not yet married."

"...YET?!?" Patton practically screamed in cheer.

"Well, yes Patton. It is unrealistic to think of a life where i'm not with you" Logan blushed, slipping his hands into Patton's.

Virgil gagged and yelled "cheesy! And Patton squealed so high Virgil was positive that he may have fainted.

"Plus, Patton isn't even your real father, you don't even have a father, none of us do" Logan stated.

"I adopted him" Patton smiled.

"You can't adopt someone just because you say you-"

Patton pulled out the adoption papers from the pastel blue purse he always carried.

"..Virgil didn't come from an orphanage, there are no orphanages, this is the mindscape!"

"I had Roman use the imagination to conjure up one for me, we enlisted Virgil into the orphanage, and Emile was the nice person at the front desk who gave me legal custody over him" Patton explained.

"..You guys went through all of that trouble just so you could adopt Virgil?"

"Yep" Virgil smirked, popping the P.

"You are infuriating"

"We know" They said in unison.

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"This all seems so unreal" Remus began.

"Remus, if you're going to talk about how the universe seems fake because you don't know whether or not it would be cannibalism if you ate a mermaid because they're half fish, i swear to god-"

"No-No, i'm being serious..." Remus sighed.

Janus frowned, "what's wrong?"

"How are they..so accepting of us?" Remus asked.

"...what?" Janus questioned.

"How are the light sides being so nice to us now, just because of Virgil? I mean, if Virgil didn't like us, we'd still be completely alone, sitting in the dark, pretending we don't care. But it hurts, Janus...i'm...i'm the bad twin. I'm everything Roman hates, everything he doesn't want to be..and Roman...he's perfect...he's better-"

"Shut the hell up" Janus hissed, "you are perfect. In your own little ways, you are you. And being yourself is the most perfect thing anybody can do. And I guarantee Roman has plenty of his own insecurities too. Perfect doesn't only have one meaning. It's different for everyone"

Remus smiled, "you're right...wanna have sex?"

Janus roles his eyes, "of course."