(Virgil's POV)

I threw my phone to Patton and ran out of the room.

I already missed Remus and Janus. I decided I didn't want to not see them anymore, so I decided to keep in touch with them, So, I sunk down to Remus's room and saw him eating his deodorant.

I smiled when I saw two phones on his desk.

I smiled wickedly and grabbed them.

I opened the phones, knowing their passwords and went to settings, general, keyboard, then shortcut, and added a few autocorrect shortcuts.

I chuckled evilly, placed the phones down, and walked away to my room.

Emo nightmare: Hey.

Stinky trash goblin: I'm a little fat girl

Deceit so natural: I love you

Stinky trash goblin: I'm a little fat girl*

Deceit so natural: I love you*

Stinky trash goblin: what's happening

Deceit so natural: Remus, I meant I love you

Stinky trash goblin: ...you do?

Deceit so natural: YES!

Deceit so natural: YES*

Deceit so natural: WTF IS GOING ON?! REMUS I MEANT TO SAY YES, I LOVE YOU!

Stinky trash goblin: I love you too! Maybe we should fu- I mean go on a date sometime, cutie 😘

Deceit so natural: wtf is happening

Deceit so natural: I mean, I meant to say I love you, which idk how I love you corrected to I love you, but I actually do love you so I guess this worked out.

Deceit so natural: why is I love you correcting to I love you?

Deceit so natural: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Stinky trash goblin: yeah, and why is I'm a little fat girl correcting to I'm a little fat girl?

Emo nightmare: lmao I can't breathe.

Deceit so natural: i'm too horny for this  non-kinky shiz.

Stinky trash goblin: maybe I could help with that bb 😘😘😘😘

Deceit so natural: THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY

Deceit so natural: THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYINH TO SAY*

Deceit so natural: FOR THE LOVE OF THE STICKIEST, FATTEST NUT SHOT IN NO NUT NOVEMBER, I MEANT THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY!*

Deceit so natural: HOW DID ONE WORD CORRECT TO ALL OF THAT?!?

Deceit so natural: I give up.

Emo nightmare: roflmao calm down Janus

Stinky trash goblin: I have taught you much, but it still isn't enough. 😏😏

I started laughing my guts out, even though I knew it wasn't that funny. But I could practically hear the steam fuming out of Janus' ears.

Remus suddenly texted the groupchat that had everyone in it.

Stinky trash goblin: I don't know what's happening to Janus but i'm too horny to care.

Stinky trash goblin: horny*

Stinky trash goblin: horny*

Stinky trash goblin: horny*

Stinky trash goblin: horny*

Princey: WE GET IT REMUS, YOU'RE HORNY!

Stinky trash goblin: that's what I was trying to say ;-:

Stinky trash goblin: that's what I was trying to say *

Stinky trash goblin: I give up.

Deceit so natural: now you know how I feel

Patton: what's a horny?

Emo nightmare: lmao, but PATTON N0

Logan: horn•y- adjective 1. Of or resembling a horn.

Patton: oh.

Roman: phew.

Logan: horn•y adjective 2.
feeling or arousing sexual excitement.

Roman: LOGAN-

Patton: what is a sexual?

Roman: Logan no.

Logan: Fine.

Stinky trash goblin: i'm still horny

Stinky trash goblin: i'm still horny*

Stinky trash goblin: i'm still horny*

Stinky trash goblin: I GIVE UP.

Emo nightmare: lol okay guys, i'm sorry I took your phones and made a bunch of shortcuts. You didn't even say any of the bad ones. :(

Deceit so natural: YOU DID WHAT?!? But also, I taught you well. I'm proud.

Stinky trash goblin: is that why i'm a little fat girl corrected to i'm a little fat girl?

Emo nightmare: lol yep go change them now ig

Roman: i'm confused

Logan: nice one, Virge.

Patton: also kiddo..your camera roll. We need to have a discussion about this. Also wait how'd you get your phone back?

Emo nightmare: magic ;)

Patton: poor children. D:

Emo nightmare: lol

Patton: Logan just spat his coffee out on me :(((

The conversation seemed to end there, so I put my phone down, turned on Grey's anatomy, and after binging a few episodes, I fell asleep.