TOO FAMOUS ! by KissLeclerc
January 08, 2024    #    "Pinky Promise."

Yesterday  11:43 PM

devynkim
there will be only seven planets
tonight after i destroy uranus

Today 5:21 AM

olliebearman
bro take me on a date first at least

7:34 AM

devynkim
??!!??!!!

hi???

olliebearman
hello!

devynkim
don't you dare try to start
a normal conversation like
this is normal for me.

olliebearman
well, act like this is normal

i'm intrigued about the 7 planets thing

devynkim
????????

ur joking.

olliebearman
kidding!

i'd rather not have you do that

seriously.

devynkim
hey girl

olliebearman
hey girl

devynkim
why are you talking to me girl 😭

olliebearman
because why not girl

devynkim
is your gun pink..

is that what it is

olliebearman
BRUH?

devynkim
it's the only explanation

olliebearman
what if my explanation is that

your message caught my eye

thought it was hilarious

and then i saw that a pretty girl sent it

so i decided to text back

how about that?

devynkim
im

olliebearman
it's the whole hearted truth, im afraid.

devynkim
sorry guys, im trying to process

how you called me a pretty girl

olliebearman
guys???

im literally the only one here.

devynkim
guys shut up.

olliebearman
okay.

devynkim
when he listens 😍

olliebearman
STOP

devynkim
no.

olliebearman
okay.

devynkim
sorry that this pretty girl also happens
to be the world's worst texter

olliebearman
man this is going to be difficult.

i'll do my best.

to do all the talking.

devynkim
oh!

guys im blushing so hard

this is not real

olliebearman
you're right

WAKE UP WAKE UP

NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE

devynkim
okay, BLOCKED!

olliebearman
you know, i never respond to dms
but im glad i responded to this one

you're funny

devynkim
aw thanks!

you're okay!

olliebearman
okay ouch.

devynkim
sorry pookie :/

olliebearman
it's fine.

devynkim
💖💖🫰🫰

olliebearman
you really are dry...

okay fine, i guess i'll introduce
myself properly

if you insist 😕

hi im oliver, my friends call
me ollie

devynkim
hi oliver, im devyn

olliebearman
but you can call me yours

devynkim
??? BLOCKED!!!!!!

olliebearman
YOU SLID INTO MY DMS
SAYING YOU WERE GONNA

devynkim
the flowers look so pretty today!

olliebearman
do NOT change the topic!

devynkim
can we ignore the first
message i even sent

pretty please

olliebearman
since you asked so kindly. sure.

devynkim
HURRAY! YIPPEE!

im jumping with joy!

olliebearman
proof or it didn't happen

devynkim
fine you caught me.

im in fetal position in bed
fighting demons right now.

but the world is shining just
a little bit because a handsome
boy, is texting me.

i can't die just yet guys!

olliebearman
am i the handsome boy?

devynkim
no , i gave my dog a phone
before i left for university ^_^

olliebearman
oh okay. fine.

devynkim
srry handsome

olliebearman
😊❤️

wait i just realized
you said you were in uni

devynkim
well, yes!

olliebearman
where do you go

wait where are you from.

man i have lost the plot

may i please get to know you

devyn.

devynkim
so kind and proper with your words

olliebearman
one of my many talents

devynkim
what do u wanna know handsome

olliebearman
keep calling me that and i might die

devynkim
LMFFAAAOOO

olliebearman
where are you from?

devynkim
manhattan , new york :)

but i currently live in wales!

olliebearman
american..

devynkim
FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS

olliebearman
i think i'll forgive you ...

since you live in europe now

wait why do you?

devynkim
i go to cardiff university!

olliebearman
oh, sick! what for?

what are you studying

devynkim
environmental science with a
minor in journalism 😍

can u hear my brain rotting

olliebearman
i love a woman in stem

devynkim
u love me 🥺🥺👉👈

olliebearman
blocked.

devynkim
NOOOOOOOOOO

olliebearman
sorry it's over

before we even started

devynkim
NO NOO NOO COME BACK

CAN WE START NOW ACTUALLY.

GUYS ITS WAS JJST AJOKR

olliebearman
ajokr

devynkim
these girls are the same...

now i am insane

demons in my brain...

peace i can't attain—

olliebearman
okay that's enough.

devynkim
fine. hi.

olliebearman
hi!

devynkim
hiii :3

olliebearman
okay i have one question.

devynkim
no

olliebearman
k.

devynkim
kidding handsome!

proceed.

olliebearman
😊😊😊

but

fuck idk how to word this

devynkim
123 go , i'll piece it together

olliebearman
why did you decide to dm me

devynkim
bc i want you??

olliebearman
oh okay well damn

devynkim
kidding

kinda not really

ok so basically like

i was dared to dm
my celebrity crush

who obviously

is you... i guess.

and so i did

olliebearman
so im your celebrity crush

devynkim
yeah i just said that genius

olliebearman
okay sassy pants

devynkim
SASSY PANTS

olliebearman
so you're into racing then?

devynkim
actually

LMFAAOOO

no.

olliebearman
bro how tf

devynkim
my dad is a big fan of formula one
and everything in that range

i've seen you on tv

and i was like

oh wow he's so pretty
and cute and handsome

so i followed you

but never got into f1 or 2
or any of that

BUT MAYBE.. OLIVER.

ollie bearman i will start
watching just for you

olliebearman
so you think im handsome 😁

devynkim
No Not At All.

olliebearman
ok bye devyn

devynkim
im gutted.

olliebearman
if you start watching f2 or f1

i will be absolutely delighted

devynkim
oh how will i ever get into it?

hmmm! what even is f1???

if only i had the guidance
and the help of someone

so awesome and so cool

to help me get into it

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

are you picking up what
im putting down.

olliebearman
i picked it up, examined it,
and i understand.

i will try my best to help you
understand racing

devynkim
the sluttiest thing a man
can do is teach you something.

olliebearman
oh

now im even more delighted
to teach you something

devynkim
thank u sm, that's so romantic

olliebearman
what can i say

i am in fact, a romantic

devynkim
okay so why haven't you taken
me out on a date yet??

olliebearman
hold on im booking a ticket to wales rn

devynkim
just did a lap around my room

stop being so

olliebearman
charming?

handsome?

awesome?

cool?

devynkim
i was gonna say cringe 😕

olliebearman
the date is never happening

devynkim
didn't expect it to happen anyways 💔

ur too famous and cool and awesome
for me... im just a nobody 😞😞

olliebearman
if you don't stfu 😭😭

devynkim
silencing women now?

silencing asian voices??!

just like ur colonizing ancestors.

olliebearman
DEVYN STOP

devynkim
#STOPASIANHATE

olliebearman
you are something

truthfully.

devynkim
so ur in love with me

olliebearman
okay pause

devynkim
kidding ^_^
one day tho!!

🤔🤔🤔🤔

am i cooking!

olliebearman
there's something in the pan alright

maybe it can be arranged

if i get to know you

devynkim
just did another lap around my room

wait til u find out about the real me 😕

olliebearman
let me guess.

ur not like the other girls 😱

devynkim
im a rogue wolf looking for her alpha 😕😕

olliebearman
blocked.

devynkim
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

olliebearman
you're scaring me away devyn.

devynkim
OKAY!! ILL STOP.

COME BACK TO ME!!!!

pretty please.

olliebearman
HAHAHAHAHA

do you not have class today?

devynkim
oh i do

i've actually been getting
ready this whole time

olliebearman
ahhh what class do you have?

devynkim
stats. 😞😞

olliebearman
AT 9AM?

walked right into your own grave.

devynkim
i know 💕💕

olliebearman
well, i'll leave you to it!

i have a meeting to attend soon

i will talk to you later though

i enjoyed this :)

devynkim
did i ruin everything

did i just scare you away.

i promise im not a rogue wolf.

olliebearman
no like i actually have an important meeting

i need to go to that

but i will talk to you later!

i like talking to you

even if i just started messaging you

and what not

devynkim
i highly doubt it

but i enjoyed this conversation too

thank u ollie bearman

olliebearman
i am definitely texting you later.

shockingly enough

why do you think i won't

devynkim
ur too famous 😕😕

olliebearman
i'll text you later

i promise

devynkim
im big on pinky promises.

so pinky ?

🤙

olliebearman
haha yes! pinky

🤙

devynkim
amazing :)

talk to you later then
handsome

olliebearman
have a good day at classes!

talk to you later pretty girl :)
[❤️ liked by: devynkim]

VERA'S VOICE
was on ft with my bf writing this
i think i channeled a straight boy
really good. A NICE AND SWEET
ONE AT LEAST.

devyn and ollie i love u guys.

hello belly poo