TOO FAMOUS !      by KissLeclerc
January 07, 2024 # "Fuck It, We Ball."

COLLEGE LIFE wasn't always how Devyn pictured it to be. She didn't think she would ever accustom to partying every other weekend and downing shots nearly every night. It's not what she expected at all.

Her first year roommate was picked at random, and from the looks of social media, Devyn felt she was never going to get along with Reneé St. John, a fellow American all the way from Malibu, California.

But her assumptions were incorrect. Reneé became Devyn's other half, her soul sister. Although she's gotten on the nerves of Devyn countless times, whether it be due to Reneé coming into the dorm at the latest of hours and causing a commotion or the constant high attitude that Devyn could never adjust to so early in the morning.

She promised her parents she'd be on her best behavior. After all, it took months to convince them to let her move halfway across the globe to pursue a full ride at Cardiff.

And yet, she feels a sense of guilt. Her parents think she's in bed by 11:00PM on a Saturday night, but instead, she's usually hunched over a toilet seat, spilling her guts.

She was never able to hold her alcohol well.

It was out of character for Devyn Suzuki. Compared to most of her hometown friends who decided to stay local and do community college first, she always had the best stories to tell during nightly facetime calls for life updates and everything else.

She too, would've stayed in New York, but a full ride to a school she didn't even expect an acceptance to was the opportunity of a life time for her. She couldn't decline.

The New Yorker was currently sat at her desk, trying to study for her upcoming ethics exam, when her beloved roommate walked in with some girls from down the hall. A bottle of hard liquor rested in one of their arms as a pink and black boxed card game sat in the other's.

"DEVVY! My Loooooveee!" Reneé squealed, hopping onto the twin bed, sat beside Devyn's desk. "How are you, on this fine Welsh evening?" She smiled, bringing out a posh accent.

"I'm wonderful, thank you for asking!" Devyn said before proceeding back to her papers.

"LIAR! Because you are SOBER."

"Please, Reneé.... Renny. My dearest best friend. Not tonight. Please." Devyn pleaded. "Break is already over, and I have a 9AM tomorrow, you know this."

"Pleaseeee, we won't go on too late!" Reneé brought her hands together. "I have an 8AM class! We just want to have some fun. Sasha brought her card game she's been talking about, come onnnn!" She dragged the N.

"It's fun, Dev!" Sasha, the familiar curly haired neighbor said through her English accent, "A couple rounds won't hurt!"

"Yeah, Dev! Let's enjoy the last night of holiday!!" Sasha's roommate, Mina added on.

"Mmmm. I don't know. I also have an Ethics Exam on Wednesday." Devyn paused. "WE, have an Ethics Exam." She looked back at Mina who shrugged.

"How about this, we play tonight and I'll study with you back to back before Wednesday?" She tried to make a deal.

"I'll literally do anything. Please, Devyn. Let's have some fun! We're not hot, fun, and silly teenage girls with a healthy liver forever!" Reneé begged again as Devyn was hesitant.

"Alright, fine." She gave in, shutting her textbook and moving her computer aside. "But only one round!"

"YOURE THE BEST!" The girls squealed before they all got up and began to set up the game.

Devyn climbed onto her chair and reached onto one of the top shelve amid her dorm to grab a small box where she kept her cute Sanrio Shot-glasses. Picking out four, she set them down carefully one by one onto her desk before storing away the box once again.

"Hit me with it, Karamina." Devyn held a glass out to Mina, saying the spanish girl's whole name.

"Let's start!" Sasha said eagerly as the four were sat in a circle in the middle of Devyn and Reneé's dormitory.

Continuing on with the night, the four had fun. They definitely did not only play one round like Devyn hoped, but after three or four rounds, she really didn't care. The game was simple, just do as the card instructs or take a shot. Devyn didn't succumb to many of the dares, so in result she took shot after shot... and it wasn't looking pretty.

"You seriously have never gone streaking?" Reneé gasped at Mina. "Well, no! I have dignity, Saint John." Karamina laughed, calling Reneé by her last name.

"Your surname is so funny for someone that is so un-Saint like."  Sasha added on, making Devyn laugh.

"Yeah, yeah I get that a lot." Reneé said through a giggle. "Dev, it's your go." She nudged her roommate before taking a straight swig from the bottle of alcohol.

At this point Sasha and Reneé were just drinking to drink while Mina and Devyn were following the game. All still the same amount of drunk though, two just hold their alcohol better than the others.

"Drink up or DM an inappropriate message to your celebrity crush." Devyn read aloud. "Oh?"

"That's so easy. You can do that." Sasha laughed and grabbed Devyn's phone for her, since it was charging and playing music to the left of her.

"Who's your celebrity crush?" Mina asked.

"Louis Partridge, but his DMs are closed." Devyn sighed as the girls stared at her. "What? A girl can't shoot her shot?" She laughed as they all began to make fun of her.

"You've already tried to DM him?" Reneé laughed at her roommate. "IT WAS PEAK ENOLA HOLMES ERA, a girl can dream!" She crossed her arms.

"Okay, well... any other celebrity crush?" Mina asked. "Or are you gonna drink again." The girl smirked, taunting a shot glass in Devyn's face.

"Ollie Bearman."

"Who...?" Reneé lifted a brow as Sasha gasped.

"YOU LIKE FORMULA ONE??"

"Who is Ollie Bearman—" Mina was on the same page as Reneé, equally lost.

"Uhh, I don't watch F1 or anything like that... but! My dad does. He's a biiiig Ferrari fan." Devyn drunkenly explained. "I followed Ollie on Instagram when he won his first F2 race like last season... here let me show him to you guys." She went onto Instagram.

"And perfect! His DMs are available." Devyn said with excitement, handing over the phone to the girls.

"OH, HE IS FINNEEEEE." Mina gasped, scrolling through his feed as Reneé nodded. "Not bad, not bad!"

"Girl, get into F1. It's so beautiful." Sasha sighed.

"I've tried... I was just never able to..."

"Okay, so... Are you gonna DM him ORRR?" Mina asked as Devyn's lips formed a thin line.

"I don't know... what if he sees it? What should I say if I do message him?" The girl began to wonder.

"Girl, he is not gonna see shit, this dare is so easy. Just do it." Renee shrugged. "Fuck it, we ball."

"Okay, you're right. He's like way too famous." She paused.

"What should I say?" Devyn asked as she opened up the direct messages between him and herself. "You can skip the next round if you let me send it for you." Reneé held out her hand with a devious smirk.

"Deal." Devyn laughed. "But show it to me first!" She said as Reneé snatched the iPhone from her hands and typed away.

"Here." The blonde laughed, handing the phone back to her roommate.

"Mind if my large comet enters your solar system?" Devyn cringed as she read aloud, bursting into laughter. "GIRL, WHAT EVEN IS THAT."

"ITS FUNNY!"

"Astrophysics major headass." Devyn looked at the blonde.

"Wait what about: Do you feel the gravitational pull to my bedroom!" Mina suggested as Devyn looked at her.

"Why is this space themed?" The dark haired girl was confused. "You guys are weird."

"YOU SHOULD SAY—" Sasha spoke up. "You have a nice ass-teroid." She suggested.

"NO WAIT... I GOT IT." Devyn had an idea before she giggled and laughed, typing away before pressing send without hesitation.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY??" Reneé asked to see her phone as her roommate continued to laugh on the floor hysterically.

"There will be only seven planets tonight after I destroy Uranus???" Reneé read aloud, proceeding to squeal.

"DEVYN KIMBERLY SUZUKI, YOU DIRTY DOG."

"IM HILARIOUS." Devyn tried to compose herself. "He's not gonna see it anyways!" The drunk girl shrugged.

"Girl, you're crazy." Sasha was chuckling at the DM, Mina next to her.

"Easy dare, easy money, thank you very much!" Devyn held her card, keeping it for herself. "So... who's next?" She smiled wide as the others smirked in anticipation.

The night continued on and the girls went longer than they wanted to. Bidding Sasha and Mina goodbye at nearly 3:00AM, Devyn and Reneé went straight to bed. Setting up multiple alarms first of course.

Reneé fell asleep anticipating a massive hangover, unsure if she would make it to class, while Devyn had the anxious thoughts of having to get up for her 9:00AM class.

And little did she know she'd be waking up to a response from Mr. Too Famous.

With another... after the other...

VERA'S VOICE
i HATTEEE having other ocs that are not the main character bc it's too much to keep up with... i just feel like it gets too crowded sometimes. they're just described characters anyways.. it's okay.

GUYS DEVYN IS SO SILLY. i love... LET ME COOK.
i also love the dm exchanges that happen next chap. EEEK.

uranus line goes crazy.

hi belly i love u so bad !!!!!

bye bye , love vera.