Tord: hey tom~

Tom: what is it?

Tord: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your an angel

Tom: no but I scraped my knee when I crawled out from hell *screeches intensely and loudly*

Tord: HOLY SHIT!

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Tom: hey Tord

Tord: yes?

Tom: did it hurt

Tord: when I fell from heaven?

Tom: NO WHEN YOU FELL FOR ME!

Tord: yes, yes it did. I still have the scar on my knee.

Tom: sorry for being so irresistible

Tord: it's OK. We just have to listen to the Hamilton sound track later~

Tom: I will end you

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Tord: hey Tom want spaghetti for lunch?

Tom: why?

Tord: cause I want to meat your balls~

Tom:...how am I dating you

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Tord: hey Tom, do your feet hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day~

Tom: seriously

Tord: yes. Seriously.

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Okay I'm done with this Tord and pick up lines. Let's do Dom Tom next. Leave requests in the comments please.