Tom was sitting on the couch when he heard a high pitched girl scream. He jumped a bit but then emidiatly calmed down. He could recognize that scream anywhere. It was his boyfriend Tord. Tom got up and walked to the bathroom. Because that's where he heard it come from. He opened the door and saw his boyfriend. Pointing a shotgun. At. The. Toilet. "Tord. What are you doing." Tom said with a bit of annoyance in his voice. "TOM!!!!THERE IS A HUGE SPIDER UNDER THE TOILET!!!!" Tord screamed. "Why do you need a gun? Is it that big?" Tom asked. No emotions were found. Tom walked closer to Tord and took the gun. "Now show me the spider" Tord stepped back and pointed to the back of the toilet. Tom got on his knees. "Be careful love. It's huge!" Said Tord. He was obviously scared and tense when Tom went on his knees. Tom was looking then said. "See Tord. There's no spi-" then Tom began to scream like a girl as a spider. Big as a dog's head. Crawled to the front of the toilet. Tom and Tord were now a screaming mess. Tord was holding on to Tom for dear life while Tom aimed the shotgun at the toilet. Then all you could here was a loud boom.

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Edd and Matt arrived from their date. "TOM! TORD! WERE HOME!!" Yelled Edd as he walked into the house. "Oh hey Edd,Matt" said Tom as he had a smol Tord leaning on him as he was sleeping. "I have to go to the bathroom." Said Matt as he walked towards the bathroom. "Umm... Edd. We have a problem." Said Matt from the bathroom. " What is it?" Said Edd as he reached the bathroom. His question was answered when he got there. He saw a huge spider corpse and a destroyed toilet. "Tom. Tord. What did you do." Said Edd as Tom and Tord joined them. "I heard my man scream and saved him. Simple. " Said Tom as he wrapped his arms around Tords waist. "Yup! My hero!" Said Tord as he snuggled Tom. Tom only responded with a smile. "I'm never leaving you two alone in my house again." Said Edd.