Chapter Seven- Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

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"Right, so, sleeping arrangements." Kakashi began, and us Genin all paid attention, even me, which is surprising. "There are only two spare rooms aside from this one, so the boys will sleep in one room, and the girls in the other-"

"Noooo!!! Kakashi-sensei!!! Don't make me sleep in a room with her!!" I wailed, grasping his collar. I glanced back at Sakura, and she was growling at me. I lowered my voice to a shaky whisper "She'll kill me in my sleep!! She's still angry that I got to touch the Uchiha's butt before she did!"

Kakashi just blinked at me, and I noticed the slightest of flushes come onto Sasuke's face, and Sakura was pretty much screaming with anger, as she leapt at me, clawing at my face and anywhere else she could reach. I tried to wrestle her off me.

"I'LL. KILL. YOU!!!" she screeched in between slashes.

"SEE!!" I yelled to Kakashi, trying to keep Sakura from clawing my face off.

"Alright, alright!" Kakashi yelled, and I quickly grabbed Sakura's hair and pulled backwards, then grabbed her arms and pinned them behind her back. A bright grin consumed my face.

"Really?! Yay!" I exclaimed, still holding onto Sakura. Kakashi sweatdropped over how easily I had pinned her- her trying to hurt me was just part of my plan to convince Kakashi.

"Okay, Naruto and Sakura, you're sharing," a groan from Sakura, and I let go of her, making her fall onto her face, "and that leaves Sachi and Sasuke. Happy now?"

"No!" Sasuke seemed scared, "Don't make me share a room with her!"

Kakashi sighed, "Would you rather share with Sakura?"

Sakura looked up at him hopefully. However, that hope was destroyed as Sasuke zipped straight to me, and slung me over his shoulder, then left the room.

"On second thoughts, I'll share with Sachi!" he said quickly, and I just waved my arms.

"Wheee!! Mush, slave, mush!!" I yelled, then waved some more. Next thing I knew, a door in a room was being shut and I was dumped on a futon. I tutted and folded my arms. "Now now, Mr Uchiha, I may be awfully sexy, but I will not allow you to rape me."

I cracked open one eye to see Sasuke frozen on the opposite side of the room, his back to me. His arm was up, so I assume he was covering his mouth with his hand to stop himself from screaming at me.

I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing, clutching my stomach. Sasuke glared at me, but I just kept laughing, my sides in stitches. I felt a slight twinge as Sasuke kicked me in the side, none-too-gently either.

"S-shut up!" he said angrily, but looking rather flustered also. I pointed my finger in his face.

"You kicked me!! Don't you know not to kick a lady?!" I demanded, and he smirked.

"A lady? Where?" he asked, and I blinked.

"You do realise that, as an emo, by having a sense of humour you have killed us all." I said, then lunged at him, wrapping my arms tightly around his waist. "You must be punished!!"

"W-what are you doing?! Get off of me!!" Sasuke yelled, pushing down on my head and my shoulder in an attempt to loosen my hold, but I stuck to him like an annoying bit of sellotape. You know, the tiny piece that sticks to one finger, and then, when you try pull it off, sticks to the other finger, and so on.

"I shall hug you to death!!" I yelled, gripping tighter, but I was suddenly torn from him and thrown back onto my futon. I sat up and rose an eyebrow at him. "Throwing me on the bed, huh? Wow, someone's eager."

I laughed as Sasuke turned red again, "Y-you p-pervert, I am not!!"

I just laughed at his innocence; it was kind of adorable. I've never heard him stammer like that before. Ah, rooming with him's gonna be fun!

"y'know, you have really prominent hips for a boy." I said, and he just stared at me. What? It's true! He does!! He has quite a feminine figure.

It seemed Sasuke didn't know what to say to that. So instead, I helped him out by changing the subject.

"So.... you are a boy, right?"

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"When's dinner?"

"I don't know."

"I'm bored."

"I don't care."

Still in mine and Sasuke's room. Bugging Sasuke. As I have been for the past hour, and now I was really hungry. And bored.

"Entertain me!!" Sasuke just looked at me from where he was sat on his own futon, with a blank expression.

"No."

We both looked up as the door was suddenly slammed open, and a vicious-looking Sakura stepped through it. She seemed to calm a bit when she saw that we were just sitting there on our own futons (well, I was sprawled over mine), and not doing something unsanitary like having hot, passionate sex against the wall. What a perverted mind Sakura has. And anyway, like I would.

"It's dinner time, come down-" Sakura cut off as I zoomed past her, straight to the table. Tsunami, Tazuna's daughter, just giggled at how eager I was to eat. She also cooed, AGAIN, at how cute I was, which made me scowl slightly, but then she gave me food, so I was happy again.

By the time the others arrived, I was already on seconds.

"You'll get fat if you eat so much." Sakura sneered, and I finished and placed down my chopsticks with a snap. I beamed at Tsunami, "Thanks for the lovely meal, Tsunami-san!" then I turned to Sakura and stood. I lifted my shirt, much to everyone else's protests, and patted my stomach. "Do you see any fat on this body? No?" I paused for a long time, gauging her reaction, "Then shut up, you twig."

I then recovered my stomach and skipped back to mine and Sasuke's room, then changed and went to bed. I was still awake when Sasuke came to bed (no matter how weird that sounds), but for some reason, pretended to be asleep.

I heard the quiet pad of feet and the sounds of doors closing and opening as Sasuke readied for bed, and then a 'shoofff' as he settled into his futon. After about ten minutes, his breathing steadied, and I sat up and looked at him to make sure he really was asleep. He was, and so, I laid back down in my bed, then rolled onto my side. For some reason, feeling the presence of another person in the room calmed me, and I drifted to a peaceful sleep.

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"Kakashi-senseeeeiiii!!! I'm bored!!" I cried, running at him after we had all eaten breakfast. He just continued reading, placing his hand on my head to hold me back. I continued to push against it, flailing my arms in an attempt to hit him over the head, or at the very least pull his mask down.

Speaking of which; I wonder what's under his mask? I bet he's secretly half-dog or something, and has dog teeth and a dog nose, and his tongue hangs out of his mouth. That's why he covers his face, because the mask holds his mouth shut so that the dog-tongue can't fall out.

"We're going training in a little while, just let everyone get dressed first." he said. I frowned in confusion, looking myself and him over.

"But we are all dressed." I said, and Kakashi shook his head, then pointed at the others with his book, since his other hand was still holding me back.

I looked over to the other side of the table; Naruto was asleep in his cereal, Sakura's hair looked like a big pink birds' nest, and Sasuke's hair was flat. Flat!! It looked kinda weird on him, actually.

"Sasuke, I think your hair got tired." I said, and he glared sleepily at me.

"That's because you wouldn't let me sleep last night!" he said irritably, and a long, awkward silence passed over the room. A perverted grin spread over my face, and Sasuke slammed his hand over his mouth as he got it.

"No- what I meant was that she kept talking!! N-Not that other thing!!" he quickly said, a blush rising slightly to his cheeks. Sakura stopped glaring dangerously at me and squealed over how cute he was. Naruto had obviously woken up, and started glaring at Sasuke.

"You know you meant the other thing, Shady Uchiha." I said, grinning evilly, and he glared at me, blushing a little darker.

"I did not!!" he protested, then shook his head, looking to Kakashi, "Can we just go to training now?"

Kakashi nodded, "Once you're all dressed, then we can go."

They all stood up, and I just stayed where I was, Kakashi's hand supporting me. I looked up at Sasuke with a grin. "Do you want me to help you?"

He just turned about forty shades of red, and glared hard at me. "No!" he yelled, before stomping out of the room. The sound of our bedroom door slamming closed echoed through the house. Sakura shook her fist at me, and then left, Naruto following soon after. Then we heard the sound of Naruto being thrown out of the room so that Sakura could dress.

Kakashi sighed, "I really should tell you to stop teasing Sasuke like that... it's inappropriate, especially at your age." I pouted, and he removed his hand, making me fall flat on my face. I sat up and scowled at him, but he just continued, "But, on the other hand... you two are almost as entertaining as Icha Icha." I laughed, and we both stood up as the other three of the team came through, fully dressed at last.

"Finally!" I exclaimed, then pointed at Sakura accusingly, "Took you long enough, Forehead!!"

She growled at me, and I flinched and hid behind Naruto. "Naruto-kun, protect me!!"

"Naruto.... get. Out. Of. The. Way." Sakura growled. Naruto laughed uncomfortably, then ran away. I glared at him.

"Wimp!!" I exclaimed, then took one look at Sakura and ran to the door. "Well come on then, let's go to training!!"

Eventually, we left. We came to a patch of forest, with a space and several large trees. I stared around blankly, then patted one of the trees, before hugging it.

"Good tree..." I mumbled, the turned my head to see everyone staring at me. I glared at them. "Do you mind?!" Kakashi just sighed and shook his head.

"Well, anyway," he said, calling everyone's attention to him. "Today, we are going to be doing tree climbing."

"Tree climbing? That's boring, we can do tree climbing anywhere! Who wants to climb boring old trees-" Naruto was cut off by me smacking him.

"Don't disrespect trees! They'll hear you, and stop making the oxygen that we need to live. Do you not like breathing?!" he flinched away from me, and I just went back over to the tree and stroked it. "There, there, it's okay, he didn't mean it."

Kakashi cleared his throat, gaining our attention once more. "Well, anyway, this type of tree climbing is different. You may only use your feet. No hands." he then proceeded to hobble (since he was still on crutches) up the tree, until he was dangling upside down from a branch.

"Wow! Kakashi-sensei, do you know magic?!" I asked, standing underneath him and awing at the sight.

'You idiot, he's using chakra.' Izanami sighed, and I frowned. Maybe I could....

I went back over to my hugging tree and leaned against it, boredom setting in as Sakura started yammering about what chakra was. I rolled my eyes. Acting like such a know-it-all, everyone knows what chakra is. I sweatdropped as Naruto nodded and scratched his head. Okay, maybe not everyone... Out of boredom, I stepped onto the tree, ignoring what my teacher and teammates were saying. I did a front roll, and then several cartwheels. This was easy!

"Wow, Sachi-chan, that's amazing!" I turned and grinned at Naruto, closing my eyes and giving him a peace sign.

"Thanks Naruto-kun, I- HOLY CHUCK THAT'S HIGH!!" my footing wavered as I realised just how high I had gotten, and quickly scrambled onto a nearby branch, wrapping my arms and legs around it.

"Calm down Sachi! You have to be careful, or-"

"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP, JUST GET ME THE FUCK DOWN FROM HERE!!!" I screeched, cutting Kakashi off. He frowned, seeming concerned, and started to slowly climb the trunk. I squeezed my eyes tight shut. Heights were one of my great fears, along with snakes, sand or dust, bald people, transvestites, and stalkers. Oh, and people with mohawks. Cause come on, those hairstyles are weird. They should decide if they want to be shaved or long, damnit! (P.S. No offense to people with mohawks lol, not my opinion, just the character)

"Well well, in quite the pickle aren't we, Izanami no Mikoto." a soft, gay-sounding voice said, and I opened my eyes and screamed.

"TRANSVESTITE STALKER!!!" I screamed, scrambling further down the branch to get away from him. I heard a crackling snap, and then shouts from my team, before I started to slip. The tranny stalker just smiled maliciously, then faded away, as the branch seperated from the tree, and I started to fall.

"SACHI!!" I heard Kakashi yell to me, and tried to turn my body, twigs scraping my skin, until a thick branch hit into my head, knocking me out cold.

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"Ungh..." my head hurts... My whole body felt weirdly numb, and a strange dampness blanketed my skull. I reached up to touch it,and the wetness spread through my fingers too. I brought my hand in front of my face, and forced my eyes open, seeing red dripping off of my hand.

Blood..?

My blood...

What happened?

I slowly sat up, and the feeling rushed back to my limbs, bringing with it a crap-tonne of pain. Familiar people were sat around me with worried looks on their faces, and I glanced to them all painfully.

"What happened..?" I croaked, and relief flooded their features, even the pinkette's (who wasn't sat with the group, and instead on a high tree branch), which surprised me.

"You climbed really high in that tree, then freaked out and fell and hit your head, Sachi-chan!" the blonde said in a rush, and I nodded. I remember now.

"Oh... but, one more thing..." I looked up at them all with a confused expression, "Who are you people?"

Horror crept into each of their expressions, and I held for two seconds, before bursting out laughing. They quickly realised that I had tricked them, and Sasuke deadpanned. "Yup, she's fine..." he said, and I grinned, wacking him on the shoulder and leaping to my feet.

"Duh! You didn't think something like that would take me down, did ya? You should have more faith in me, Shady Uchiha! I still haven't kicked your butt yet- oof!" I was cut off by something knocking me on the head, hard.

"You idiot, you'll never take down Sasuke-kun! He's way too strong for you!" Sakura yelled from her position in the tree, having thrown a pinecone at my head, and I rolled my eyes.

"You idiot, you'll never take down Sasuke-kun! He's way too strong for you! Bleh!!" I imitated her in a high pitched, squeaky voice, much to her annoyance, "I may not, but someday, Naruto-kun will!"

This then sprouted an argument from Sasuke, "Yeah right, the dobe will never defeat me."

And then Naruto joined in,"What did you say, Teme?!"

I ignored their squabbling, staring at a daisy, but Kakashi-sensei intervened.

"Guys, cool it! You two still need to get the hang of this tree climbing task! Sakura, you can come down now, you seem to have gotten a hold on it." I looked up at Kakashi,

"Sensei, where did I climb to?" Kakashi just pointed, and I whooped, "YESH!!" I ran over to Sakura, and high-fived her, "Girl's rule!!"

"Totally!" Sakura exclaimed, and we grinned at each other a second, before our expressions lapsed into scowls. "I still hate you though."

"Yeah, same to you."

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SO!! Sorry for the late update, but my iPod broke, as I said to someone before, so the chapter I had written on there couldn't be posted. And I reeeeeeeeeeeaaallllllllly didn't feel like rewriting it, but I finally did! So yeah! You guys are lucky that I wanted to continue writing this story, or it probably would have been put on hold.

God, seven chapters, and I'm not even to the Zabuza vs Kakashi and Sasuke vs Haku bit yet! I still don't know how that's gonna go... but meh. I'll figure it out.

Anyone else notice that Sachi's getting perverted? I really need to extract my personality from her. -.- but I like how she interacts with Sasuke at the moment. What do you guys think? Should I keep her how she is? Or make her un-perverted again? Personally, I think the pervertedness is funny, but meh. 'S'up to you guys.

So, anyways, comment and vote and all that good stuff. And... fan.... if you want to... ^-^