((Damn this has hella views for considering how low of votes it has))

Monday p.m.

7:56| Tomato: Hey Asshole.

7:58| Pirate: Ay Lovi. Wanna join a group chat?

8:01| Tomato: No thanks.

8:02| Pirate: C'mon, it'll be fun!

8:05| Tomato: no

8:06| Pirate: If you don't I'll make the most awful thing happen.

8:11| Tomato: Sure

8:12| Pirate: I'm gonna do it.

8:15| Tomato: go right on ahead.

8:16| Pirate: Yee

8:16| Pirate: Yee

8:17| Pirate: Yee

8:17| Pirate: Yee

8:17| Pirate: Yee

8:17| Tomato: HOLY SHIT FINE JUST STOP!!!

8:18| Pirate: yay!

//Pirate has added Tomato to "Bad Touch Trio." Chat group\\

8:19| Pirate: I added Lovi in, be nice.

8:20| White: ! Dude! You know that's against the rules!

8:20| Baguette: Bonjour Lovino. How have you been?

8:21| Tomato: don't act like you care, French basterdo.

8:21| Pirate: Come on Gilly, it isn't that much of a problem

8:22| White: like hell it isn't, you broke a rule. Lovino is kinda chill and everything but you still broke it.

8:23| Tomato: Bitch, you think I have chill? Fuck no. I am like...

8:24| Baguette: Nerdy?

8:24| Pirate: Salty?

8:25| Tomato: first of all, fuck you Francis, second of all, I am a required taste. Remember?

8:26| White: Anywayyyyyyyy, are we gonna add anyone else?

8:27| Baguette: How about Feliciano or Arthur?

8:28| White: No Arthur.

8:28| Pirate: Arthur is mean

8:28| Tomato: Arthur? That one blond who's obsessed with Harry Potter and fairies?

8:29| Baguette: fine. No Artie, we can put Feli in.

8:30| Tomato: NO

8:30| Pirate: um.... Okay.

8:30| White: Sure

8:31| Tomato: Don't! He spams! He types like a angry teenage girl on her period after drinking too much coffee!

8:32| Baguette: That is oddly specific... I'm sure it won't be that bad.

8:33| Lovino: HOE DONT DO IT

//Baguette has added Pasta to the "Bad Touch Trio." Chat group\\

8:34| Lovino: Oh my god.,,

8:35| Pasta: Hey everyone!!!

8:36| White: Sup.

//White has promoted: Pasta, Pirate, Tomato, and Baguette to admin\\

//Tomato has changed the group name. "Hell on Earth"\\

8:38| Pasta: Fratello! It's bad to just use the term hell like that!!!

8:39| Tomato: *deep breath*

8:40| Pirate: Oooooh he bout to do it

8:41| Tomato: I fucking love hell, who needs a god where you have somewhere so warm and inviting to go to and you know you will forever love because it never fucking changes and you really should like hell Feli, considering it should be filled with raging homosexuals.

8:42| Pirate: He did it.

8:43| Pasta: Fratello, that's really mean.

8:44| White: That was a little harsh...

8:45| Tomato: whoever thinks that was fine say "team hot pocket.". Team hot pocket.

8:46| Pirate: Team hot pocket.

8:47| White: of course you agree with him Toni, considering you want to get into his pants

8:48| Pirate: no!!!!!!!!

//Tomato has left the chat\\

//White has invited Tomato into to "Hell on Earth." Chat group\\

8:49| White: Can't escape hell bitch

8:50| Tomato: Hate you too

8:51| Baguette: Can we all just relax...?

8:52| Pasta: Probably not...

8:52| White: Define "relax"

8:52| Tomato: Does killing myself or you all count as relaxing?

8:53| Pirate: Lovino, no

8:53| Pasta: Lovino, no

8:53| White: Lovino, no

8:54| Tomato: I'll take that as a yes.

8:55| Baguette: say "no homo bro" if you are straight.

8:56| Tomato: no homo bro.

8:57| Tomato: Holy shit ALL of you are gay

8:58| White: Yep.

8:58| Pasta: Kinda

8:58| Pirate: Bisexual

8:58| Baguette: Pansexual

8:59| Tomato: let's face it, all of you love the d more

9:00| White: You said it wrong.

9:01| Tomato: The fuck you mean I said it wrong

9:02| Pasta: it's big D not little d, silly

9:03| White: Exactly

9:03| Tomato: FRATELLO!

//Tomato has left the chat\\

9:04| Pasta: oops...

9:04| Pasta: is anyone gonna invite him back in

9:04| Pasta: It isn't that big of a deal is it

9:04| Pasta: You guys aren't mad are you

9:04| Pasta: He isn't mad right

9:05| Baguette: He really is a fast typer...

9:05| White: He probably isn't mad but is just surprised

9:06| Baguette: If you guys think Lovino might not be straight, say so

9:07| White: He might be

9:08| Pasta: He's in the closet for sure

9:08| Pirate: if he says he's straight, he's straight.

9:09| Pirate: You guys really think he's not straight. Wow