Sunday p.m.

7:56| Pirate: Loviiii.

7:58| Tomato: I swear...what?

7:59| Pirate:

8:02| Tomato: yee? Wtf is yee?

8:03| Pirate: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

8:05| Tomato: 115% done with your shit.

8:06| Pirate: yeeeeee

8:09| Tomato: I hate you.

8:10| Pirate: yeee

8:13| Tomato: A lot.

8:14| Pirate: Yee

8:16| Tomato: I just killed my younger brother

8:17| Pirate: Yee

8:19| Tomato: slowly and painfully

8:20| Pirate: Yee

8:25| Tomato: You're next

8:26| Pirate: Yee

8:29| Tomato: I also, for real just killed a turtle. Wanna see?

8:30| Pirate: YOU DID WHAT!?

8:32| Tomato: Aw fuck yes it's done. We don't even live near water. I just said it to make you stop your bullshit.

8:33| Pirate: Yee

8:36| Tomato: don't ever speak to me again.

8:37| Pirate: yee

Monday p.m.

2:02| Pirate: you're not actually mad are you?

2:04| Tomato: no but did you know you are the most annoying person on the planet

2:05| Pirate: Yee

2:07| Tomato: -.-🖕

2:09| Pirate: So, what's happening Lovi?

2:11| Tomato: I'm in the hall.

2:13| Pirate: The what?

2:15| Tomato: You should know what the hall is. You get sent there when you do bad shit?

2:16| Pirate: Um... I don't remember. Explain it

2:18| Tomato: That one extra hallway at the school that they send all the bad kids to after school and sometimes during class time, where you can stay there for hours.

2:19| Pirate: ohhhhhh. Francy, Gil and I call it the batcave.

2:22| Tomato: why?

2:24| Pirate: Gil got sent there one time and right before he left the class he screamed "NANANANANANANA" and a guy named Alfred yelled "Batman!!!" like the song does and Francy said "have fun at the batcave.". The teacher was so mad. Anyway, why are you there?

2:27| Tomato: The teacher was lecturing me and said "If I had a nickel for every time you sassed me I'd be a millionaire." so I cut him off and said "If I had a slice of pizza for every time someone wanted to kick your ass, I might actually be happy"

2:28| Pirate: Lovino

2:30| Tomato: What?

2:32| Pirate: Good job.

2:34| Tomato: it's what I do.

2:35| Pirate: Protecting the students from complete devastation.

2:37| Tomato: Uniting the idiots within our small nation.

2:38| Pirate: Roasting teachers people were sick of

2:39| Tomato: somewhat pleasing some random god from above

2:41| Pirate: Pirate!

2:42| Tomato: Tomato!

2:43| Pirate: Ditching class at the speed of light!

2:44| Tomato: Surrender your hall pass or prepare to fight!

2:45| Pirate: student-> 👱🏼 "*sigh* all right..."

2:47| Tomato: Team Random?

2:49| Pirate: Hm... Team Hot Pocket?

2:50| Tomato: SI. Team Hot Pocket.

2:51| Pirate: It strikes fear into the hearts of our enemies.

2:53| Tomato: Of course.

2:54| Tomato: I gtg, a teacher is finally letting me go back to my classes.

2:55| Pirate: Bye tomato.

2:57| Tomato: Bye.

((That little parody belongs to me, HetaliaHell, from here on out.))